Donald Tusk

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Donald Tusk – again.

Why the fuck is this prolapsed haemorrhoid at G7 ? I don’t have any answer, other than that he is an interfering little twerp; a shite stain of the first order.

Fuck and damn the bloody EU! We need a composer like Richard Wagner to write the soundtrack for this seemingly never-ending, Shite opera.

I am sure there was a despicable, evil goblin in The Ring…Alberich?

Tusk is certainly a ringpiece. Merkel is probably Grimhilde.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

93 thoughts on “Donald Tusk”

  2. A cunt but a cunt who bats for his own side. The same side that our Remoaning ‘no no-deal’ cunts bat for.

  3. A nasty, odious and vainglorious leprechaun that covets England’s gold. Couldn’t Boris ask Vlad to organise another aeroplane accident?

  4. It seems that having the UK, France, Germany and Italy isnt enought, the EU have to be represented.
    Candada, USA, Japan.

    So that is 8, G7 + 1

    So does the little turd swipe Tusk outrank the leaders of UK, France, Germany and Italy, what a load of bollocks.

  5. I’ve been wondering exactly the same thought: Why was this repulsive individual, this whispering, lispy wimp, who was placed into power, given a seat at the supposed top seven nations’ table…? Who next? The Polish postman from down the road? The Polish drug-dealer from the town centre? The Polish hussy who does a shit job cleaning the pub loos?

    The way his wonky eyes roam the room and his weird, gurgly voice berates like a schizoid whose drugs are fading, his loony mannerisms remind me of somebody. Hmm…

    Got it! Greta Thunderbrow’s mad uncle.

    • I heard they are sending the Romanian Big Ishoo seller on the corner to oversee Brazils response to the Amazon forest fires.

  6. I’m so sick of seeing this withered gonad everywhere and having to read about yet more of his berating and Schoolmarm scolding of the naughty UK who want to leave his bully-boy gang.

    He floats around like an unflushed turd and really needs to travel down the fucking sewer pipe asap, as all he does lately is create STINK.

    Fucking bitter, Polish cunt.

    • Ha! Withered gonad, that’s a classic NC. This potato headed maggot would be unemployable outside of the EU.

    • Useless Polish cunt. Fuck off back to Poland, Donald; when we want some spuds lifting we’ll let you know. Cunt.

  7. It would appear the European Union is now the United States of Europe… a fully fledged nation with a seat at the G7… except the powers that be seem to have forgotten to mention those minor constitutional changes to the little people…

    Presumably they’ve also changed the name of the summit to G8. Another thing they forgot to mention.

  8. What a coincidence. I was just looking at a Tusk video today. In it, he’s shown goose stepping around an arena putting his European army through their paces. It’s really worth watching as there are some tasty shots of Stevie Nicks in it.
    What a fuckin’ great group Fleetwood Mac were.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ATMR5ettHz8

    • Never realised that the lyrics were so appropriate as well!

      Don’t say that you love me
      Just tell me that you want me
      Tusk
      Don’t say that you love me
      Don’t tell me that you
      Tusk
      Tusk
      (Real savage-like)
      Tusk
      Tusk

      • I particularly like the bit at the end where the General is thrusting his sword up Tusk’s arse.

      • Looks a bit like him, but 30 years younger. This X Factor, Voice etc. shyte wasn’t around 30 years ago.

        Could be his Polish sausage love child.

      • I know naffink abaaaaaht the provenance of the video. Willie Stroker first posted it a year or so ago.

      • And it looks alarmingly like the shite-chute Moaning Owen Jones. Bastard.
        It cannot sing, anymore than Jones can do real journalism.

    • Nice one Bertie!
      God stevie nicks was fit back then!
      My favourite post Peter Green Fleetwood Mac tune that!
      Be humming that all night and its going on in van in the morning.

      • The ‘Mac must’ve been on some serious drugs back then, even to talk about doing a song like ‘Tusk.’

        Rrrrrr-EAL high!

    • Aw fond memories there Bertie. Great to see that again. Thank you.
      Mick is obviously coked out of his brains at the start; John’s ‘acting’ was a little wooden; Stevie yes gawd she looked incredible but I was always a Christine man-still am!! (Plus her ‘You’ll Never Make Me Cry’ still sends shivers down my spine).
      That album was arguably Buckingham’s finest hour.

      • Yes Isaac. I spent much of today listening to their old stuff.
        It just doesn’t seem to date. I’ve decided it’s just old cunts like me that date!

  10. Fuck this Poundland Herr Flick. I thought his time was over, but he seems to be lingering, like a stale fart in a phone box. Megalomaniac cunt, he just doesn’t trust France and Germany to follow his bidding outside of the EU agenda.

  11. A most unimpressive individual in every sense of the word. Height, looks, charisma, popularity, singing ability, integrity, sense of humour, respect- he is sadly lacking in all of these areas.

    Cunt can’t even talk properly.

    Who the fuck does he think he is, nondescript nothing of a man on the World stage at G7 talking bollocks to people who aren’t listening and don’t care.

    Useless twat.

  12. Ex-Liverpool striker Dean Saunders has left prison, a day after he was jailed for 10 weeks for refusing to provide a roadside breath test. The BT Sport pundit, 55, was stopped by police on suspicion of drink-driving in Boughton, Chester, on 10 May.

    Saunders was granted unconditional bail pending an appeal against his sentence at Chester Crown Court on 4 October. His lawyers launched the application, which was held in private at Chester Magistrates’ Court.

    The father of three had been branded “arrogant” by District Judge Nicholas Sanders. Passing sentence on Wednesday, he told Saunders he had shown no remorse and thought he was “above the law”.

    Why has the Welsh cunt been let out and why has he been allowed to appeal?

  13. He won’t go back to Poland. His own government want his bog eyed head on a plate.

    • Donald Tusk, good name for a cartoon elephant.
      Hates us
      Loves our money

      • Ask Fiddler for a sub!
        Hes dead generous.
        Put your PPI didnt you Moggie?

      • Never had any, been aware of it for many years and looked out for it. Seems a shame on reflection, perhaps I could have got £1000’s.

      • Dick Fiddlers yer best bet!
        Ask him!
        Hes minted, no rush to pay it back,
        Uncle Dicks got deep pockets.
        Just tell him I sent you, im like a son to him.

    • I would think RTC’s video is more likely to be the reason Poland wants to get hold of Tusk for crimes against musical taste.

  16. Off Topic – cunts are complaining that they are having difficulties claiming PPI on this, the last day you can make a claim. They’ve only had two years to do it. The cunts.

    • PPI? Kept it quiet didnt they?
      Only advertised every minute of the day!
      If theyve left it this late they dont deserve it, thick cunt penalty.
      Ive had some and waiting on cheque for some more.

      • You never know. I got an email out of the blue the other day about my Hotpoint tumble dryer maybe being one of the ones affected by being prone to self-igniting. I’d already ruled mine out but put the serial number in at the website I was directed to and I’m getting a free brand new £200 replacement dryer in a fortnight. I bought it used for £70 12 years ago, and it’s mainly been fault-free so not a bad result.

      • My next door neighbour used to have a Hotpoint tumble drier.

        Hotpoint advised him that it was perfectly safe, but probably a good idea not to go out when it was on. Think they eventually made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

        Hate the Germans but for 40 years have always bought Bosch.

      • Meile willie, German, heavy bastard things, but can get parts for them even when 25yr old, best washing machines
        You can buy.
        Kept noticing them in posh houses in cheshire, asked some customer about them, and he sung theyre praises.
        Ive got one now and id reccomend them.

      • Swiss Zug would fly you to the outer edges of the Universe, and back. And be reusable. But you need a second mortgage to buy one.
        Which is why so many Swiss go across the borders and buy AEG, Miele &c. They are patriotic – up to a point, but don’t take the piss out of the Swiss… The original mercenaries. We might need to hire some to “do the job properly.”

      • My sister and her husband when living in the UK about 15 years ago used to have an American Sub Zero fridge freezer.

        Looked online to see the spec and cost.,

        Price then was approximately £16k.

  17. Just been listening to Sir Nigel. He (like me) is convinced that Boris is preparing the ground to bring back Mavis May’s (EU dictated) Withdrawal ‘Agreement’ to Parliament, with a few superficial tweaks, for the 4th time. Although technically it will be for the first time in the new, post prorogued Parliament.

    By then the Remainers, mostly Labour, will be so freaked out by the prospect of a proper No Deal Brexit that they will vote for absolutely ANYTHING that promises to stop No Deal.

    Besides, what’s not to like for Labour, apart from it being a ‘Tory Brexit’? They get nearly everything they want:

    UK trapped in the Customs Union in perpetuity at the EU’s pleasure… a fudge on the Single Market allowing a continuation of Free Movement in all but name… subject to the ECJ for a minimum of 8 years with extension periods that could be extended into infinity, and £39 billion (approx 4 years NET payments) to keep the EU rolling in the manner to which it has become accustomed. Plus a further £18 billion every year the ‘transition period’ gets inevitably extended after 2021. And the UK has zero say in any of it.

    Arch Remoaner dyke Ruth Davidson’s backing for Boris this morning has only served to make me even more suspicious that this is indeed the cunting plan.

    If Johnson is genuine, great! But I’ll believe it when I see it.

    Will get fooled again?

    • Agree Ruff Tuff. After all this Come the 31/10/19 most cunts will agree to any fucking deal

    • Of course. Goes without saying.

      Same fucking deal as before. We have the EU cunts on the ropes and we will throw in the white towel. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

      We always knew Boris was an untrustworthy cunt.

    • Ruth Davidson’s message to the unfaithful today confirms that Johnson is an insincere cunt. Only the words “watch my lips” were missing. Our position is still soft. The EU would be a lot less united if it went to no-deal, and its members would start making useful (to us) arrangements serving their individual national interests as soon as the rug was pulled. Brussels knows this, and Johnson is actually right to think he can squeeze something out of the collective which might get him off the hook. He’d get a damn sight more if he just left, though.

    • The only thing Boris keeps banging on about is removal of the backstop, so I would imagine that will be the only tweak made. As you say it’ll be Mavis’ deal mk.II or mk.IV or mk.IX or whatever we’re up to now. He says we’ll leave hell or high water, but he also says he wants a deal, which in reality is what no one wants, they either want leave or remain.

      • He also said the chances of a No Deal Brexit are a “million-to-one against”…..

  18. I dont gamble but know that poker players look for ‘tells’ in others,
    Little subconscious twitches,shakes or nods of the head etc
    Boris is allegedly a liar, we know this,
    Just watch when hes talking,
    On certain subjects he grins sort of embarrassed laugh, like hes not believing what hes saying?
    Just look for it, might be wrong!
    Maybe im overly suspicious.

    • I like gambling but when politicians are concerned Miserable, the movement of lips normally alerts my ‘lying cunt radar’.

      • Sadly true LL, cant trust em.
        All fucking privateers, from families of pirates, land seizers, and ruthless cunts.
        How you pal?
        Rude health & disco dancing?😁

    • No allegedly about it MNC. Boris is a proven liar. But he’s the best we’ve got.

      In fact he’s all we’ve got! 😳

      • Hi Rtc, hes upset the remainers to point of hysteria so thats a plus!
        The alledged thing was from earlier,
        Freddy telling Cap about libel, Jacko thing and he got me thinking,
        Id feel a right cunt if a off the cuff remark I made got the site in trouble or anyone else!

      • It’s results that count in the end MNC. I have no illusions about Boris, like Trump he plays fast and loose with the truth and I don’t trust him. But if he stands firm and negotiates an equitable Brexit, well all is forgiven.

        Nah… I can’t see it. But as you say it’s been worth it just to see the way he’s whipped the Remoan establishment up into such a frenzy! The sheer hypocrisy of those cunts bleating about “the death of democracy”, etc. What do they think the rest of us (Leavers and democratically minded Remainers alike) have been up against for the last three fucking years?!

        As Corporal Jones said, “They don’t like it up ‘em!”

      • PS: Re libel – as long as you steer clear of telling significant lies about cunts in the public eye you shouldn’t go far wrong. And admin are usually pretty quick to step in and remove anything potentially detrimental to the site otherwise.

  19. Does anyone have a link to the recent court case which saw the court rule that the message on the Brexit bus was fundamentally true and not as remainers claim a lie?

  20. Talking about Hotpoint.

    Grenfell fire happened on 14th June 2017, the subsequent inquiry started 14th September 2017.

    First report from the inquiry is expected October 2019. The first part of the inquiry to be published will report on the performance of the rescue effort. Second phase hearing expected to resume in 2020, and will end who knows when.

    Regarding costs, public bodies have already spent close to £10m on lawyers for the Grenfell Tower inquiry, and the final bill is expected to be many times higher when all the initial costs are added up.

    The first legal bills, which were disclosed in response to freedom of information requests, represent only a fraction of what could become one of the most expensive public inquiries in British history.

    A large number of lawyers, including 32 QCs, several of whom can charge £220 an hour, are dissecting the causes of the biggest single loss of life in London since the second world war. The bill is likely to rise significantly higher when fees for seven QCs, 11 barristers and 20 firms of solicitors who represented the bereaved, survivors and residents are published later this spring alongside the conclusions of the inquiry chairman, Sir Martin Moore-Bick, about what happened on the night of the fire.

    According to disclosures, the Home Office, which is responsible for fire and rescue policy in England, has already spent £2.1m on lawyers, while the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea is expected to have spent £5.8m by April.

    The London Fire Brigade has spent £600,000, including more than £250,000 for its lead counsel, Stephen Walsh QC, and his junior, Sarah Le Fevre. The mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, spent £98,000 instructing counsel and the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government has spent £600,000, including nearly £240,000 on barristers.

    The inquiry is preparing to move into new premises in west London before the second-phase hearings begin, partly to make room for more lawyers, whose numbers are expected to be swollen by the legal teams of the private companies involved in the refurbishment.

    Twenty companies, including the contractor Rydon, the cladding manufacturer Arconic and the architect Studio E, have already appointed 17 QCs, four barristers, one solicitor advocate and 20 firms of solicitors. Their costs are likely to be met by the companies themselves or their insurers.

    The inquiry’s own legal team – four QCs, 22 junior counsel, 10 solicitors and a team of junior barristers and paralegals assembled to review hundreds of thousands of documents – will further increase the cost to the taxpayer.

    The legal costs for representing the families of the 96 people who died at Hillsborough before and during the two-year inquest which ended in 2016 eventually reached £63.6m.

    Simply staggering but unfortunately totally expected. The Grenfell gravy train, courtesy of the British tax payer.

    We all know what happened. The fire was started by a malfunctioning Hotpoint fridge-freezer, owned/leased by Mr Kebede on the fourth floor. Building regulations inadequate, fire safety precautions ignored, cladding building materials combustible, London Fire Brigade ineffective, Kensington and Chelsea London borough council negligent.

    Loadsamoney.

  21. Like most two bob political pygmys tusks a HUGE fan of the EU !!
    Wonder why?
    As ex polish PM this useless sack of German shill Shite was earning £57,500 a year! Once elevated to obergruppenfuhrer this goblin faced ( not welcome in his homeland ) sack of fucking dog excremental waste gets paid a jaw dropping €300,000 !! And commands a bigger cavalcade than the ELECTED President of America!!
    No wonder this useless cunt loves the EU!!
    And the sheeple of Europe support this utter shite!! Shame on them…….

    • Evening Q~ster

      Tusk reminds me of one of those tedious “characters” from ‘Allo ‘Allo who repeated the same dreary, unfunny catchphrase week in week out. Possibly one of the camp Nazis thrusting a huge sausage, which contains a smuggled painting inside, into their SS trousers. Tusk has the oily look, the sitcom ‘zany’ eyes, and the silly voice.

      “It iz I, Le Tusk!”

      • “It iz ze one of Merkel, ze Fallen Madonna with ze big booby’s”. (retch)

      • This democracy business is a mess Cap. My nephew, Charlie Wong, who you have had dealings with, has now joined the pro-democracy movement in Hong Kong.

        He was arrested after taking a tear gas canister to the balls (“velly velly painfur”) I was told but managed to bribe his way out with a second-hand George Foreman grill and a ‘Bangkok Ladyboys go Wild’ DVD.

  22. We will only leave this federal dictatorship the Eu in name only. I’m convinced of that. We’re up against a bunch of self serving Politicians , a population of morons who seem to think the Eu is good for us and the entire Pro remain British Media.

  23. Breaking news….

    3 Men have been arrested in connection with the vicious scratching of left wing wind bag and out and proud pillow biter Owen Jones.

    Apparently 3 men attended a police station (that means voluntarily) presumably to answer allegations that they were involved in the horrific car fight that left Owen sporting a multitude of carpet burns.

    It’s being reported that Dibble have arrested them and they remain in custody.

    Really…….

    Given the multitude of stabbings, robberies, rapes, beatings, people smuggling, burglaries, shop lifting, frauds, vehicle theft and oh I don’t know, grooming I find it astounding that there’s room
    In any police station in the country to detain 3 men who voluntarily attend in relation to a cat fight where not one single victim required hospital treatment.

    I can’t help but think charges of ‘hate crime’ will follow, despite not a single ‘assailant’ saying a single word.

  24. He looks like a bit part actor from a WW2 film and would undoubtedly be dressed a la The Hewitt boy at a fancy dress party. Danny boy to broadsword, Danny boy to broadsword.. Cunt Eastwood will inevitably slit his throat..
    Cunt.

  25. It is constitutionally outrageous for John Bercow in a private capacity to say it is a constitutional outrage that the proroguing of Parliament it a constitutional outrage. If he had said it from the Speaker’s Chair it would NOT have been a constitutional outrage. It would have been a judgement by the Speaker who is constitutionally required to give his judgement on constitutional matters. But to say it away from the Speaker’s chair is outrageous constitutionally.

    • John Bercow is an outrage.
      And, if you are reading this, you are a little-dicked cuck-cunt whose wife enjoys being rogered by pikeys.
      FO&DO, Mr. Ordure-man

  26. I see that ITV aren’t promoting all black Britain as much as the BBC
    just seen a piece about poverty around the country on the news, poor cunts living in hovels on shithole estates, landlords not giving a fuck, yet there wasn’t the usual black family or mixed race cunts, just your average honkies living there,
    I wonder why, cunts

  27. People who don’t recognise a democratic vote, then calling Boris undemocratic for closing down parliament to force through a democratic vote? …..Yeah, them cunts…

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