An urgent nomination for Danny Polaris, who injected an erection enhancing drug into his todger before having sex. It has left him with an erection for the past two weeks.
He has been told that he may have to have his penis amputated and describes using the drug as “one of the worst decisions” of his life. Initially Polaris didn’t seek medical help. He went to Berlin Pride the following day with a wine cooler around his penis. Polaris had met a nurse on a night out, and when he was keen to inject the drug into his penis, Polaris was happy to oblige, assuming the nurse knew what he was doing. It turns out the cocktail of the drug called Alprostadil, the Viagra he’d taken earlier in the night and his HIV medication was a potentially deadly mix.
His friends have set up a GoFundMe page to raise money for things to “make Danny more comfortable”. His friends explain the money will go on things like: “A mobile phone (he had his basic Nokia phone stolen), drinks, snacks and alternative therapies like reiki and acupuncture to aid healing and for travel costs and passport renewal costs for his parents in case they need to come to Berlin to help him when he leaves hospital.”
He decided to make his story public in the hope of raising awareness and warn others of the dangers of taking unprescribed enhancers.
Yet another Darwin award contender. Cunt.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
Funny as fuck.
Will he try to sue the manufacturers? He better be quick,otherwise it won’t stand up in court!
If he has indeed got the old Jimmy McDaid’s, perhaps its a sign for him to stop sticking his desease-riddled chopper up other unsuspecting arseholes. He’ll still be able to use it,if he has it pickled once its lobbed off,and if he can be bothered bringing the jar out with him every night.
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Anyone noticed that DANNY POLARIS is an anagram for Anal is pony Dr ?
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Miles is into anal ponies.
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‘anal ponies’. My little pony. Except it was long Bertie. I hate having to own up to this. I had a pony for years; a ponytail that is. I looked a right arsehole. The anal bit.
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Priapism I think is the word (not sure if I spelled it correctly. Nurse C will put me right.
It’s where the erection won’t go down. Some men get it naturally without using drugs or medications. It is quite painful.
The man is a twit for injecting drugs.
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Or, indeed: anal Yid porn, Roy’s anal din, anal pond, Sir Y?, anal drip is y…etc etc. Makes you wonder if anal missiles were on his mind when he popped down the Post Office to change his name by Deed Poll (an anagram of deep doll, elope LD? &c… obvs.)
A thermonuclear, misguided knob (jockey), an anagram of 🔠🆑🆓🆙🅰️
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It’s got ‘aids’ in there too but I’ve had a long day. Great efforts Mister Sheen. 👍
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He is such an enormous can of can’t.
I don’t know why he is asking for all that money for things.
It’s a simple treatment.
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/priapism-painful-erections/
Also, I saw his gofundme page.
He has a photo of himself. He doesn’t look in serious pain.
This fella cheeses me off!
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Hospital tent in Nigeria for this cunt.
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