Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly predicted WWE legend Harley Race would be next to shuffle off this mortal coil.
On to Deadpool 136:
Rules:
1).No duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal a previous nomination like Black and White Cunt frequently does.Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
2)You are allowed 5 picks.It is first come first serve.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt.
My Picks (Shaun) :
Valerie Harper
Fernando Ricksen
David Gulpilil
Juliette Kaplan
Clive James
Angela Lansbury
Norman Lamont
Gary Player
Norman Tebbit
Prince Phillip
2
Holy fucking cunt, first on a deadpool for the first time in 3 years. Make me king Angela Lansbury, you undead old cunt!
2
Sheridan smith
Katie price
Meghan markle
Bernie sanders
Stormzy
3
…….Thief!!!
1
Congrats. PMS
Lord David Owen
Prince Philip
Vera Lynn
Shirley Williams
Yasmin fuckin Alibi Brown(said she would leave the country if Boris became PM
and she’s still fuckin here.
4
Second dibs. There’s some consolation being a night owl.
0
Where else could the bitch earn a living constantly moaning about racism ? Only the US and they’re not dumb enough to let her through the door.
3
You bugger BSC ! At least you beat Freddie The Frog. who was trying to put a claim on our much beloved Dame Vera.
Good luck with Y A-B !
0
Morning Wanksock. It’s the first time ever in life that I’ve been in the right place at the right time.
1
Second one to enter and I still make a duplicate! Bill Oddie for Prince Phillip.
0
Clive James
David Van Day
Duke of Kent
Olivia De Havilland
Murray Walker
2
Leah Bracknell instead of Clive James.
So that’s:
Leah Bracknell
Olivia De Havilland
Murray Walker
Duke of Kent
Bobby Charlton
0
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joanna Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
1
Olivia Newton John
Geoffrey ‘Cuntface’ Palmer
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Frank Windsor
1
Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
James Randi
Robert Wagner
Jack Nicholson
0
Jeffrey Epstein
Geoff Capes
Don King
Ian Holm
Bernard Cribbins
0
Bert Newton
Kamal
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
Baby John Burgess
0
All these IsACS making their dead pool selections in the early hours. It’s almost as if they can smell death or have set their alarm clocks to ‘death.’
2
I live on the other side of the planet, though not beyond the realm. Just add 8 hours.
1
Kirk Douglas
Nobby Stiles
Peter Sutcliffe
Pearl Carr
Jimmy Greaves
1
Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Lord Edwin Bramall
Anne Buydens
Margaret Tebbit
0
Lord tebbitt
Gary lineker
David Lammy
Nicola sturgeon
Owen Jones
1
Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
Giovanna Ralli
lindsay Sandiford
Earl Cameron
Sir John Hall
Good Shot,PMS
0
I’m really surprised lindsay sandiford isn’t dead yet, they’re certainly taking their time over that
1
I keep up a constant barrage of letters to the Indonesian Embassy demanding that they hurry up and Off the old bag…I want my fucking win.
1
I think they’re waiting for cholera or dysentary to take it’s toll so they avoid an international incident, but please, keep up the good work
1
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe
Jimmy Carter
Well done, PMS.
1
There was a picture of Bob Mugabe in yesterday’s Telegraph. He is in Singapore for hospital treatment and looked as though he was not long for this world.
2
George Lucas
Ginger Baker
Loretta Lynn
Sheldon Adeleson
Pope Francis
Good one Prime Minister Sinister not alot of cunters pick wrestlers but its a open market for soon to die cunts
2
Angela Merkel
Joan Collins
Sean Connery
Michael Heseltine
Bernie Sanders
0
Good shot pms
Jerry Stiller
Stirling Moss
Jimmy carter
Tina Turner
Donald Sutherland
0
Bob dole instead of jimmy carter
0
Ronnie Wood
Ian Gibbons (Kinks)
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Vera Lynn
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Madeline Albright
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde
Good shot PMS…
0
Peter Tobin
Rose West
Katie Price
David Berkowitz
Levi Belfield
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
Bang on PMS
0
George Takei
Ian McKellen
Richard Chamberlain
Christopher Biggins
Detox Icunt
0
Stuart Whitman
Trevor McDonald
David soul
Sandy Gall
Michael aspel
0
Bill Wyman.
Billy Idol.
James Corden (hopefully)
Naomi Campbell.
Dick Van Dyke.
1
Anthony hopkins
Val kilmer
Corey feldman
Vince mcmahon
Julie Andrews
0
Mel brooks
Kim Novak
Tippi hedren
John Astin
Jerry Lee Lewis
0
Karl Reiner to replace John aspin
0
Barbara Windsor
Jim Dale
Neil Ruddock
Steve Jones (sex pistol)
Pele
0