Country and Western Sneerers

Sod those who disparage Country and Western music. “Music for losers, by losers, about losers”, these tossers call it. They associate it with redneck hicks who get pissed on hooch, beat up their wives then fall into an abyss of maudlin self-pity. Of course all C&W fans are Trump supporters, racists, anti-gay, anti-women etc. according to these tone deaf fairies.

Bollocks to them. C&W is real music from the heart sung by real men – like Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers, Don Williams, Alan Jackson and Waylon Jennings – and real women – like Dolly Parton (and what a woman), Tammy Wynette, Linda Ronstadt, Emmy Lou Harris and Rita Coolidge. No gays or trannies in there, although Willie Nelson´s pigtails had me wondering for a bit.

Songs about real life too like: “Lucille” where the hard working husband is abandoned by his ungrateful wife; “Stand By Your Man” which every bride should be legally obliged to learn before being hitched; “Remember When”, a teary look back on life and raising a family; and “I Recall a Gypsy Woman” about an innocent 17-year-old being seduced by a dark-eyed older temptress with “Silver spangles in her eyes/Ivory skin against the moonlight/And the taste of life’s sweet wine”.

Who can beat that?

Nominated by Mr Polly

100 thoughts on “Country and Western Sneerers

  1. Beat the might of Burton Albion in their first third tier game in 62 years.

    Ipswich for the Champions League in 2023.

    Wibble.

  2. Merle Haggard, Michael Nesmith, Chris Hillman, George Jones, Dillard and Clark, The First Edition… Some good ones there… And acts like Buffalo Springfield, Creedence and The Band had a Country vibe to them at times… No bad thing…

    Country has been given a bad name by cunts like Billy Ray Cyrus, Titless Swift, and those sheepshagging Woolpackers cunts… Other ‘artists’ (ie: cunts) try to dabble in C&W… Utter planks like the Shite Stripes, Beck, Lana Del Cunt, and U2 have all attempted it and failed… Only a matter of time before Ed Sheercunt goes Country….

    • This sounds fuckin embarrassing even as i write in but missus played me mylie cyrus version of ‘jolene’…fuckin loved it!

    • The Flying Burrito Brothers…

      ‘Sneaky’ Pete Kleinow played a great pedal steel guitar solo on Zappa’s ‘It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal’.

  3. Classic country music is fine with me hank snow, Johnny cash, hank williams, stompin tom connors the originals are good but recent country music is cuntifed with phonies

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