Ettore Weber

This cunt, a world renowned tiger tamer, has been given a practical demonstration that he wasn’t as good at taming as he thought.

During rehearsals at the Italian circus, ‘Circo Orfei’, four of the animals tore him to shreds and played with his remains for thirty minutes.
Medics were unable to help, and his fellow performers could not drive the tigers away.
Police were then called and have launched an investigation to try to recreate the events leading up to the attack.
Why? Do they want to see more people killed?
Bunch of stupid wop cunts.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

91 thoughts on “Ettore Weber

  1. I just thought, it’d be funny if one of the tigers stole the whip off him and whipped him back.

    *Whip, whip, whip*
    Tiger thinking, “How you like them apples, beach! Yea thought so!”

  2. Anyone who possesses a wild animal (legally or otherwise), and is mauled, devoured or otherwise fucked by it, deserve the grave situation that they find themselves in and the consequences thereof.
    I have as much sympathy for this cunt as I do when forking out the mush from the tin of Whiskas to feed my dear old, psychotic mog.
    Zoos, circuses, etc., are not places where rational, fun loving people should be able to find entertainment – we have Disney for that.
    My only regret is that this pussy tormenting cunt wasn’t being filmed by an audience for our delectation. Ejoyably though, he was Italian, and given the fact these cunts have a cultural history of cramming exotic animals (and humans) into arenas to entertain the Senate and the People of Rome, made it more delicious.
    Circus Maximus?
    Nay, Cuntus Maximus.

  3. I have two cats. Very cute . However I am in do doubt whatsoever that if I was ever to shrink down to the size of a small rodent then they would tear me to shreds after torturing me for an hour or so. Cunts.

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