The Netball World Cup

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The Women’s Netball World Cup.

Yep that’s what I thought.

Good old Auntie is wetting itself over this previously unknown and unwatched competition, no doubt in their quest to promote ‘wimminz’ rights.

Being the cunt that I am I decided to take a look at how inclusive Wimminz Netball is.

What a revelation.

Englandnetball have a handy guide on their website all about ‘Trans Guidance’.

Nothing at all about encouraging males to take up the ‘sport’, just Trans Guidance.

It starts thus;

England Netball embraces diversity, is committed to providing enjoyable netball for all who wish to participate, and has developed guidance in respect of transgender people in all aspects of the Sport: players, coaches, volunteers and spectators.
Transgender and transsexual people, and the ability to obtain legal recognition of their acquired gender are protected by legislation against discrimination.
This guidance uses a number of terms associated with transgender people, see definitions below:

There are no fewer than 16 terms that all have an explanation, here are the first 2;

Term: Assigned Sex

Explanation

The sex, male or female, assigned at birth based on physical characteristics

Term: Gender-affected sport

Explanation:

Netball is ‘gender-affected’, and means that the average woman will always be at a disadvantage when competing against men

So how does this pan out when it comes to ‘competitions’?

England Netball explain….

The overriding sporting objective is the guarantee of fair and safe competition. Netball clubs must not restrict the participation of a transgender person in competitive sport unless this is strictly necessary to uphold fair or safe competition; any other restriction may amount to direct discrimination.

Transwomen, whether or not they have a Gender Recognition Certificate (GRC), can play, attend training, become officials, coaches and volunteer at your club; however when it comes to competition, clubs should work in accordance with the Equality Act, which states:

5.5.2 ‘The Act allows transsexual competitors to be prohibited from competing where the physical strength, stamina or physique of average persons of one sex would put them at a disadvantage compared to average persons of the other sex and where such a prohibition is necessary for fair competition or the safety of competitors’.

Well, who’d have thunk it!

Funnily enough, their bullshit policy rambles on and on about being ‘inclusive’ and not tolerating discrimination.

You really couldn’t make this shit up.

Over to you cunters.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

89 thoughts on “The Netball World Cup”

    • The Americans appear to have bypassed this shitfest IY, we have the Netballing giants of Fiji, Uganda and Samoa. I bet like the wimminz World Cup, tickets are given away to community groups and schools or heavily discounted to get cunts on seats.

      • Afternoon LL. “Netballing giants of Fiji, Uganda and Samoa”. LOL. Make me chuckle. Ta muchly.

        Still in shock at the thought of there actually being a WC for netball.

  2. The BBC keep saying, ‘never tell a netball player it’s a non contact sport’. It is a non contact sport. It’s in the rules as a non contact sport. Ah, who gives a fuck. Good afternoon.

  3. This is the only female sport in it’s own right other than tennis and beach volleyball that has risen to prominence. The sight of leggy Valkyries in unnecessarily short skirts throwing a ball about has made it very popular viewing for some time down here iregardless of the fact it’s always Oz or NZ that wins.

  4. For fucks sake! Trannie netball.
    I hope nobody introduces them to rounders, they’ll be sticking the bats up their arseholes.
    Ouch !

  5. More Transmutant news… Cunt though she is, it looks like Scarlett Johannsson’s reading is slightly going down on the Cuntometer…. She recently more or less told the trans loony brigade and the LGBTXYZ mob to fuck off… Her view that an actor should be allowed to play any part is totally correct (that’s what an actor is supposed to do)… After initially trying to appease these circus freaks and lunatics, she has now come out and more or less said ‘stuff them’ and that political correctness is destroying both film and art… I hope she doesn’t back down and ‘apologise’ for this (she is already getting abuse from these freaks for being a heterosexual white woman (since when was that a crime?)…. Fucking hell, if she keeps this up I might even want to give her one again….

  6. Ban them from wearing bras and replace ball with a big wet soapy sponge and I’m in….
    No trannies.

    • Any fouls requires a mandatory 20 second lezzing out penalty. No mingers.

  10. We used to treat perverts and degenerates with contempt,now we celebrate and encourage them to mix with children….I wonder how it’ll all end.

  11. No trannies? And I thought it would be a great move for him. I mean his career is over and he’s doing these ‘Switch’ adverts but I always feel looking at him he (literally) wants to stretch himself again. All he has to do (I thought) is switch genders. Dress up in the netball gear. Bob’s your uncle! A new career! I mean what better game than netball for a beanpole. And with with that two- step rule he could have employed those robotic moves he used after scoring a goal. He can turn in a sixpence Our Crouchie. He needs to get the treatments fast I thought. Now I find they’ve banned trannies. An absolute disgrace.

  12. Can any cunter think of any sport that isn’t ‘gender affected’?

    Whilst those that worship Unicorns want to believe if you identify as a girl then you are one surely those very Wimminz who made the rules for netball acknowledge this simply isn’t the case.

    Perhaps this is one of those ‘inconvenient truths’ the media luvvies just want to overlook.

    Here’s looking forward to baiting a snowflake about transbenders having an unfair advantage in women’s sport

    • Motorbike racing. Maria Costello racing solos AND sidecar at the TT plus Estelle Leblond in her sidecar (both with female passengers), were treated exactly like everyone else.

  13. Trannies are so entitled and such self identified victims that they are bent (oo er missus) on destroying sport, art, toilet facilities and every aspect of life they can. And thick liberal cunts are complicit.
    Trannies are mentally ill. End of.
    And fuck netball. Wait a minute – navy blue knickers, sweating and stretching, bouncing around. On TV you say?

  14. Netball is such a fucking stupid sport, its like shit basket ball, which is also shit.

    Womens sport should be for natural fannies only, simple rule to sort it out

    CUNTS.

      • Nice one… That’s nearly as good as that little cunt Sterling in the European Cup semi final… So near and yet so VAR…

      • OMG yes, that was funny.

        I think you might be onto something here, Norm. I can see a chant coming next season featuring lyrics like “so near and yet to VAR”.

        It’s going to be weird celebrating a goal twice. Once when it goes in and again when VAR says it’s OK. I predict it will be a shit fest. Can’t wait.

  15. Never even knew there was a netball world cup and as long as megan rapinoe isn’t involved, it can continue with my blessed blissful ignorance.

  16. I think Ben Shapiro said that if you take the current gender mess to it’s ultimate that each human being on earth could legitimately define themselves as gender unique. We should do it, we should all demand that each of us has our unique gender recognised and our unique needs are catered for.

    I suspect the governments of the west would turn round and say fuck off pretty pronto and if we didn’t listen and carried on making requests and protesting suddenly the same political class that is shoving diversity legislation down out throats now would be declaring THERE ARE TWO GENDERS YOU CUNTS!

    They’re too busy dividing us at the moment to realise that they are planting the seeds of their own undoing, they are teaching every cunt to believe that the world revolves around them. Maybe they think it makes us easier to herd? A good Shepard keeps his flock happy, these cunts are giving everyone mental health issues by forcing them to live in social media fanned unreality based around the cult of me.

    As for cunts running Englandnetball, team selection must be like that scene from the Life of Brian in negative.

    “Are there any men here?
    NO, NO erm

    • I was thinking more:

      Stan : I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.

      Reg : What?

      Stan : It’s my right as a man.

      Judith : Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

      Stan : I want to have babies.

      Reg : You want to have babies?

      Stan : It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.

      Reg : But you can’t have babies!

      Stan : Don’t you oppress me!

      Reg : I’m not oppressing you, Stan! You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

  17. Wimmin commentating and giving ‘expert analysis’ on the cricket world cup final?!
    Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

  18. the office girls used to play netball in lincoln inns field in london at lunchtime (maybe they still do). a pervert’s paradise while eating your sarnies. no transgenders in those heady days.

      • Why does that not surprise me!
        By ‘girls’ I hope that means 16+
        And you told Mrs Creampuff that telescope in your office was for stargazing!
        Afternoon RTC.
        😀

      • He’s keeping an eye on the shadowy black caped figure in a top hat lurking around offering a ‘Fiddler Special’ rubdown.

      • Evening Bsc.

        The court in question belongs to an independent secondary school, so expect ages range from 13 – 18. Unfortunately only 25% of the court is visible from my window. Not that I’d ever bother watching anyway.

        I’m more concerned about the shadowy black caped figure in a top hat seen lurking around…

        Evening LL.

  19. I am sure “Lord” Hall (why are so many fucking wankers made Lords? – Mangledum, Adonis, Prescott etc) had a good wank at the thought of the lezzies and trannies of this *sport*, and probably re-awoke his masturbatory feelings about the gels at school getting jolly sweaty and sporty – probably has wet dreams about getting old fatarse Thornberry in the changing room, in her navy blue bloomers and giving him a soapy tit wank.

      • Fucking hell I’ll pay my licence fee again next year if it’s on the box. Big girls only tho!

  20. Fuck the gender politics, any excuse for an old perv like me to admire some shapely legs, short skirts and the chance of a bit of upskirting, is okay with me!

  21. Fuckin moderation! Then nowt, dunno if went to far! Wish i knew boundaries of good taste!

  22. Don’t fuckin’ talk to me about netball.

    I went to an all girls school. (Do they even exist in this day and age, for fear of being called gender biased, fucking PC shit, but I digress) Netball was of course one of the primary ‘sports’ that we had to take part in. Firstly, you had the humiliation of never being selected as ‘Team Captain’. Then you had the humiliation of the cunt who was selected as TC picking who she wanted on her team, which started with her BFF”s and then continued with whoever was ok and tall. Needless to say, I was always one of the last to be chosen, fucking bitch.

    Anyone who was yet to have their adolescent growth spurt, or was never gonna have one at all, was basically fucked, as they didn’t want a short arse on their team.

    Not that it really made any difference, as most of us were shite at it, bar that ONE pupil who was a fucking prodigy at every bloody sport she took part in, annoying twat.

    PE for me was torturous. Netball, bloody hockey, cross country running (as my school was out in the sticks) I used to stop halfway, sit under a tree for half an hour and then dawdle the rest of the way back, eventually being bellowed at by the very lezzy PE teacher, ‘And where have YOU been,Deborah?’

    Of course, what I really wanted to reply was, ‘Doing something far more interesting than this utter shit.’

    NETBALL IS TOTAL CUNTERY, PLAYED BY A BUNCH OF CUNTS.

      • Naaah. I wish, RTC.

        (Would quite like her money that is, albeit most of it blown apparently, not the surgically overdone rest of her)

      • So it was a bare faced lie when you posted last week:

        “I am actually Katie Price. ISAC is recommended occupational therapy, in order to distract my mind from further surgical enhancements.”

        Naturally I am disillusioned, shattered, heartbroken and relieved in equal measure.

      • Admittedly so, RTC. My deepest apologies.

        Maybe I need therapy for my delusions. Oh, hold up, I just remembered!! Being a ‘Doctor of Enlightenment’, you might be able to help me with that, perchance?

      • ‘Doctor of Psychotic Enlightenment’ actually Nurse. But apology accepted and your plea heard loud and clear.

        I suggest you cüm clean and admit to being Julia Hartley-Brewer, then we’ll all be very happy.

        🙂

      • PS: Where’s that shot of rhinoceros tranquilliser you promised me 3 hours ago?

      • ‘Psychotic Enlightenment?’

        EVEN BETTER!! You definitely have the credentials to sort my delusional shit out, Sir….and apologies for getting it wrong.

        Sorry about the medicinal delay. I’m awaiting a restock of rhinoceros but I can do you some elephant? It is 3 months out of date, but don’t worry, it’ll be just fine…..

    • Totally get where you’re coming from Nurse; it was the same for me at all-boys Moseley Grammar School in Brum back in the early 60s, except, of course, in my case it was bastard rugby. I fucking hated that place.
      BUT
      (and here’s the BUT)
      I can’t wholeheartedly subscribe to this cunting if there’s a chance of seeing some really healthy girls in gymslips and knickers working up a good sweat.
      One of life’s simple pleasures.

      • Wyggeston Boys Grammar in Leicester during the 70’s for me. Didn’t mind the rugby so much, but fucking hated running round Victoria Park for PE and the bastard annual cross country round Western Park – 3 miles in the middle of fucking January, always did well but really hated it. Hated cricket after being hit on the head by a bat let loose by some clumsy cunt.

      • Too fucking right about PE. Our PE master (indeed, I suspect, all PE masters) was a right sadistic cunt who favoured freezing cold showers in December after making us run around the athletics track in the pissing rain. The cunt was always belting his hapless charges around the head as well if he thought that you weren’t putting in enough effort. It was making men out of us, apparently. I always thought that he displayed all the hallmarks of a bullying coward. I always hoped that the cunt came to a sticky and painful end under a bus somewhere.

      • Our PE teacher was called Miss Kendall and she was a fit ‘un who had the most magnificent pair of tits…. When we did trampolining she demonstrated how to use the thing… Naturally, I -for one – asked ‘Sorry, Miss… I didn’t see that properly… Can you do it again please?’ She did… Jig a fucking jig…

      • Cross country running must be one of those character building exercises like Tomkinsons schooldays.

        At the time heaving breaths that scorched my lungs while scuttling up and down slippery mudstone hills I never guessed why the masters were tormenting us this way.

        And only 4-6 boys went each week, I was always on the squad but I never fucking volunteered, and it never occurred to me to tell them to get fucked

      • With you on this one Mr Knee. Had a PE Teacher called Uggy White who was the most sadistic bastard you could ever meet AND he played for Moseley. A nasty cunt and no mistake. 50 years ago and still loath the bastard.

    • When we picked rugby teams at school, the two captains would get together and pick teams so that all the weedy,swotty kids were on the same side and then make them play in the scrum…it was fucking hilarious. I miss those days.

  23. No Mens Netball World Cup then? Bit sexist if you ask me.
    Tenner a ticket and still available, even in remainer Scouse land, which as incredibly woke for shit hole.
    I’ve just got back from Silverstone, 17 times the price for one day and still had to take my own chair. I believe it was a 120,000 sell out. Seems paying customers aren’t totally falling for the gender politics that is modern day wimminz sport.

  24. Lezzas,the lot of ’em.

    Come on Justin,back to bed I have a new tub of swarfega….

  25. And talking of tennis

    The women’s final was sorted in less than 1 hour in 2 straight sets out of 3 yesterday
    The men’s final today went to 5 sets and too just under 5 fucking hours

    And yet, both champions get the same amount of prize money; but no one bats a fucking eyelid about inequality.

    • What we need is for some half decent tennis player to turn trannie and win the ladies title by a mile. The bitches will go mad. We’ll see how libtard they are when it’s costing them money.

      • Or Steve Williams plays in the men’s draw, McMurray could be playing him in his hospital bed waiting for a new hip and still hand his arse back to him.

  26. Have you ever wondered who the biggest cunt in the world is? Well wonder no more, it’s me. I turned the fucking cricket off with ten balls to go.

    • What!! You missed the ending to the greatest cricket match ever. It could never, ever be reproduced by mere females.
      And what’s more it had fuck all to do with the Neville family – Gary, Phil or Tracey.

      • It was that good, even peacefuls we’re supporting England – only because their teams had been knocked out and they’d bought tickets.

      • My wife told me about it. Don’t remember much of what she said as I was too busy leering down at the girls netball court from my office window at the time. Thanks for the update Bsc.

      • Cunts who support the pakistan cricket team should have their passport taken off them and dropped in the indian ocean from a great hight the terrorist cunts.

  27. That cricket final was sport at it’s finest. Nearly as good as England winning the rugby world cup in ’03.
    Certainly showed up the preening,over-paid serial under-achievers who represent England in certain other sports.

    Fuck Off.

      • They’re a miserable bunch down South,Jack. All I wanted was for her to touch it….the lasses in Newcastle would have been at it like Diane Abbott at a KFC Bargain Bucket.

      • I’m afraid they’re rather unenlightened. You should see yourself as a missionary, spreading enlightenment and outlining your position.
        Good luck in your quest.

      • I bet Yvette “Sugartits” Cooper would pay good money for an encounter like that. Knowing her luck though it would probably be one of her Nu Labour pansies out looking for Mangledbum.

  28. It’s been a memorable day: England win the cricket world cup, wimbledon final’s an epic, and Trump said about a condescending usa-hating muslim congresswomen, ‘go back and help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how it is done’. Love it.

  29. BBC who else?

    “She won the World Cup, was player of the tournament and top scorer, then stole the show at the ticker tape parade with both her swagger and her speech – but Megan Rapinoe is also a polarising figure who inspires anger as well as adoration. Why?”

    Why? Because she’s a cunt!

    • Vandalising a poster with a gay person on = ‘hate’ crime
      Blacks stabbing people to death viciously, angrily, and hatefully = not a ‘hate’ crime.

      It’s a fucked up lefty world full of stupid cunts.

  30. Sunday 14th July.

    The men’s tennis final at Wimbledon lasts 450% longer than the women’s. The cricket World Cup is won in the most unreal fashion by someone bowling at 92 mph v someone who can hit it 100m and there was the Grand Prix won by a bloke, well Lewis Hamilton so almost.

    Megan Rapinoe is spot on we should have equal pay in sport. Serena Williams you need to also keep fighting for equality and hopefully Simon calling himself Simone will come and take the easiest 2 mill from the all England Club

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