Commemorative Days/Weeks

Days are cunts aren’t they. Weeks for that matter. Utter cunts the lot of them.

International Friendship Day, Apple Day, Hug a Tree Week, etc. etc.

Every day or week now does not seem to pass by without some #cabw or some other snowflake witted catchphrase, or increasingly a “rule of three” dreamt up by some marketing department who have too much time on their hands coming up with this shit.

Then tirelessly repeat these phrases ad nauseam so people ignore them, and in some cases, in the example I’m about to mention, end tragically.

Take last weeks Network Rail National Safety Week. What the fuck are people supposed to do differently from any other week? Then ironically the following week, two railway workers lost their lives.

Its meaningless claptrap drivel pushed out by meaningless generational driven marketing departments who have no idea of what a real job is, because they have got a “degree”.

#cabw as you all know is catch a bus week, and I could go on with more pointless crap dreamt up by these millennial, libtard voting, brainwashed remainers who feel justified in making everybody’s lives phish peddling this rubbish.

I’ve got a named day for them, it lasts all year. Fuck off Millennial Snowflake Day. Hashtag #FOMSD.

Cunts.

Nominated by Speakyourmind

Political ‘Victims’

Political ‘Victims’ are cunts.

Let’s single out all those professional victims who infest the lower ranks of politics. All right, Trump’s gone off on one telling 4 of them to ‘go back’ to somewhere else, another country, but there is a deeper point to all this.

It’s about whether you’re on the team or not and whether you generally support what you claim is your own country. If not then it is quite fair that you should be robustly asked whether you ought to be there.

That’s true for anyone. If someone really doesn’t seem to like living within the freest system in the world, is constantly carping about how badly done to they are and are even openly supporting enemies of the state (thinking supporters of ISIS and Shamima Begum here) then it’s right at some point someone should tell them to think about fucking off elsewhere.

It’s tedious to then see them fall to the ground clutching their face in fake-agony after they’ve only been given a slight brush on the arm. It’s not mass internment without trial, rape or torture, something which is routinely given to dissenters of other regimes elsewhere. It is a simple question: ‘In a world full of dangerous enemies whose side are you really on?’

The anti-racists here are the first to scream like stuck pigs and overdramatise Trump’s comments. The hysterical response is now predictably well-worn. It has become laughable how overused and meaningless the term ‘fascist’ has become from their mouths. They should really learn a little history.

Trump is actually a gobshite who should have more gravitas as president than to pick petty squabbles with nobodies and grievance makers. He’d be better off leaving the argument to someone far more articulate, such as Brigitte Gabriel:

I love her clarity and sense. Imagine a BBC Question Time panel like this. I fucking wish…

Nominated by Zippy

Dara O’Briain

Dara O’Briain is a smug unfunny Libtard remainer.

He presents as an extremely arrogant member of the Irish Libtard show business cuntocracy (together with Sir Bob Cuntdorf, Boner and Graham Nortyboy). He’s a charmless nork who looks down his nose at everyone.

His biggest sin Is chairing Mock The Leavers, that Libtards wet dream of a “comedy show” where he comes over as a controlling fat ass.

Fuck off back to Bog Land you cunt.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Richard Bacon (3)

Just seen Richard Bacon on “This Week” . He was “taking a stand” by “defending” the NHS while living in LA. How brave. How strong.
I note that the incident which has inspired him consisted of him being taken off an airplane from LA in a wheelchair with pneumonia.

Did he actually get on the plane ill to come to GB for some free health care? That would be a bit cunty, no?
Even his fucking stupid cunty haircut was screaming to the heavens that he was a ludicrous figure becoming ever more of a cunt as he aged into a sort of “Picture of Dorian Gray” of Gary Lineker.

Pointless mini-cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Floyd Mayweather

Floyd Mayweather is a tacky cunt.
I’ve just seen pictures of this specimen, sitting next to a load of cash, and other dreadful looking pieces of tat that are apparently really expensive. It’s getting hard to tell boxers and rappers apart, as the first sign of success, these pricks have to flaunt what they have earned. I have no idea if this cunt is any good at boxing, as I stopped watching it when pay per view came out, and it now seems to be who can knock out the most bums. Amid Khan is another tacky cunt, with him and his plastic mannequin wife throwing a lavish hundred grand party for the one year old brat they made. Vacuous trash, the lot of them, and Mayweather, I don’t give a fuck how much your Gucci handbag is worth, what the fuck is a grown man doing with one?

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Admin note: The bragging cunt has a long history of this. Spoilt for choice for an apt photo