Owen Jones (12)

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Owen Jones

Sorry, I know it’s been done to death, but the most irritating slimeball in Blighty has once again caught my attention. For reasons unknown to myself, I sometimes take a gander at said slimeball’s twatter page, purely to work myself up into a bad mood

Anyway, turns out little weasel-face was excusing the tosser who pelted Nigel with a milkshake. Just imagine the reaction from weasel-face if this was a Labour MP. I can just imagine the faux indignation, the endless whinging, and, inevitabely, the howls of “far right”.

Someone needs to chuck a milkshake at this tosser. That would make my year.

Nominated by Mozart’s ghost

62 thoughts on “Owen Jones (12)”

  2. Shame this cunts grandad didn’t have his balls shot off in 1944. But he was probably a conscientious objector anyway.

    • Poor old Owen, cant get anything right, just wants to be loved and all he gets is slagged all the time, wi most people id feel a bit sorry for them, but not Owen. Tries so hard to be a leftwing firebrand, but comes across as a moaning little turd, hed love to be a trade union strongman with the workers at his back in solidarity waving wrenches ready to overthrow the capitalist boss! Problem is, he hasnt a trade, hes not working class, and the workers just want to get paid to feed the kids, put fuel in car, pay the bills etc. They dont want revolution theyd prefer a new telly! Owens from Bramhall not far from me and its a affluent area, hardly fucking ‘on the waterfront’! Ive dealt with trade unions and theyre corrupt as fuck, hed fit right in as a gofer.

  3. Owen Jones is such a self absorbed, arrogant, opinionated little twerp that he actually makes me laugh, and I bet that there aren’t many others who take him seriously.
    I love it when others bait him, watching him slowly simmering in his own bile, hurling his ‘racist, bigot, fascist’ line of abuse at anyone having the audacity to disagree with his ‘right on’ view of the world.
    One of these days I’m sure that he’ll short circuit a fuse, and his head will explode like an overripe melon (preferably live on tv).
    He really is the cunter’s cunt of choice; a cunt for us all to treasure.

    • He does seem the kind of soppy bollocked, frustrated D grade Social Sciences sixth former who would as our American friends put it, ‘go postal’, preferably in The Grauniad offices.

  4. Pity he didn’t get sucked through a time warp and found himself 75 years ago inside the barracks of the 21st SS Panzer Grenadier Regiment.

    What would our poor little SJW champion do when confronted by Real Nazi’s?

    I bet you could hear the volume of his screams through the very fabric of time and space, all the way to 2019!

    Go drown yourself Jones, you tired little fart.

  5. I thought you were going to say he really is a cunt for all seasons Ron. Reminding of the scene in the great film where Thomas More stops Richard Rich (who has perjured himself to get something like High Sherrif of Wales). ‘It little profit a man to sell his soul for the whole world…but for Wales…:

    Round about way of getting onto his Welshness. They’re so vague the Taffs. So anaemic in face but personally as well. My point maybe it is a sign of a lack of personality that he is so volatile.

  6. I am sure he is quite used to having man’s milk squirted over his face, the cunt!

    I suspect he is going to be a strong candidate for Cunt of the Year 2019, here at ISAC Towers!

  7. Owen’s favourite wet dream ends in him dousting Farage’ s face in his special banana milkshake so it’s no wonder he won’t speak out against the neckbeard tosspot. Thin line between love and hate and all that.

  8. The most punchable face….

    Oh yes, would love to give this cunt a slap.

    • Bitch slap surly? 😂

      I Recently saw this cunt making a fucking nuisance of himself at a Brexit party rally , going round sticking a microphone into people’s faces , most laughed at him but I’ve gotta be honest I would love to have seen him decked!
      Especially by a leaver dressed in an EU T-shirt!!
      Letting jones approach what he would consider safe territory only for the faux remainer to detonate a straight right on his chops! Maybe give him a taste of his leather brogues just for good measure…
      A highly obnoxious man child ……

  9. Owen was just upset it wasn’t him getting slathered with thick white creamy goo. He is a gay you know .

    Sir Nigel of Farage is appropriating his culture I dare say will be the thinking of the deluded spunk bubble.

    • Potential future leaders being vetted by Mavis over Brexit withdrawal, is this cunt a sadist for some kind of Brexit S&M? Run for the hills or buy a little shepherds caravan like Pigfucker and write your memoirs that nobody will read.

    • What the fuck gives this demented old cunt the right to talk about her successor needing to command the confidence of the house? Even number 10’s cat doesn’t trust the bitch.

      • She needs to butt the fuck out. As if she hasn’t done enough damage already. I’d be surprised if her masters in the EU Commission aren’t behind this.

    • Evening RTCP….
      Mavis is really showing her remainer feathers now!! Any pretence of being a leaver have fallen away!!
      What an utter cunt she is …….
      It’s a truly unedifying spectacle!!

      • Evening Q…..

        She promised to fuck off tomorrow. Didn’t you just know she wouldn’t keep her word? It’s going to be RINO – Resigning In Name Only.

        Still well on track for COTY 2019…

  12. Everything i’ve read recently tells me these remoaner cunts are going to do everything they can to keep a proper leaver from becoming leader. Raab or Johnson must drop out or split the leave vote and neither of them will get through.
    But even if one of them wins the remoaners still won’t let Brexit happen and even the kicking they’re going to get in Peterborough today won’t change their minds. The only answer is a GE so we can get rid of all the traitors. What cunts these wankers are.

  13. A gibbon with alopecia if ever there was one and an absurd, petulant little cunt.

    Shown up as a stupid brat most of us knew him to be by Julia HB sauce , he will never recover the scraps of dignity he once had.

    Dignitas awaits.

  14. He really is the most annoying obnoxious cunt that you just know you would smack even if you were at a wedding/church fate/childs outing.
    It would be worth the bollocking from the missus and the stares from strangers.
    Working class hero? Don’t make me fucking laugh.

    • By the way Jones. 75000 anti Trump demonstrators.
      Did Abbottpotamus do the counting you lying wanker?

    • Fucking hell Krav, I don’t want to fuck every female I see but you seem to have different rules in your team. What the fuck is the matter with you lot?

      • Probably a case of ‘beggars can’t be choosers’.

        (Sorry Krav – couldn’t resist it. 😂)

  16. I just want to see his anger and disgust when I spray my Zionist Tory man juice all over his Marxist face….

  17. Could you imagine SJW soy boy gender neutral snowflakes invading occupied France?
    I salute all those involved, especially the brave women and men if the SOE.

    • I fear the rough crossing from the South Coast would have failed their risk assessment and getting off the landing craft, well, an obvious trip hazard.

    • I fear that, armed with a couple of strawberry milkshakes, they may come to a sticky end.

  18. God, I’m not religious(irony) and I’m not one who believes in reincarnation but the following words from a veteran at today’s D- day commemoration had me in tears. I’m obviously becoming a soppy cunt.

    When my life is over and I reach the other side,
    I’ll meet my friends from Normandy,
    And shake their hands with Pride.

    • Not on your own mate, my little black shriveled heart melted, had a lump in my throat. True heroes and should be treated as such.

      • Likewise me.
        A bloody long time since I’ve seen such dignity, fortitude and decency.

        I think I recall seeing on change.org yesterday or today a petition to let homeless servicemen and women stay in disused Army barracks. Not ideal, for sure, but better than the hazards of sleeping rough, and they’d be with like-minded people, which should be a positive thing.
        It’s the least the MoD could do, surely.

        But I suspect they’ve been promised to the usual inflatable boat mob.

    • All that courage, suffering, death and gallantry and for what? For a massive bunch of cunts to let a different bunch of invaders through onto our land not many years later. I genuinely salute the poor souls but i dread to think what they would think now. Oh and of course Owen is a monumental cunt.

  20. I’d give my house to see Mr Jones have milkshake thrown in his face and kicked in the Vagina by one of his beloved chavs.

  21. Silly little cunt makes me laugh, He’s just a bandwagon riding vacuous twat! Social justice? His main concern is gay men. Gay men alone don’t have much of a voice so LBGT+- is his second priority, bigger voice, then you need all the other minority’s to band together and pull on the strings of millennial self loathing cunts and the still minority suddenly have a loud voice.

    This agenda was very apparent after the Orlando massacre because it was an attack on gays it was somehow worse than the usual terrorist attack on random fuckers, poor Owen was very conflicted as the terrorist was a peaceful.

    I wonder if deep down he realises the coalition these cunts built was always going to turn on itself? Feminists v trans, peaceful v LBGT, you get the picture.

    Ultimately that’s human nature and that’s why many young socialists become conservative when they are ensconced in their late 30’s. In the end Owen everyone is out for themselves and cooperation lasts as long as it’s mutually rewarding, some of the people you’ve decided to stand with will behead you once you’ve outlived your usefulness and their way of life has been accepted as has yours.

    Think in it Owen, is life about denying reality or learning to live with it?

    • Excellent analogy!

      This cunt cannot see the contradictory nature of the ‘peaceful ones’ ideology he wishes to fight for as opposed to his (warped) ideology and how very incompatible they are. ‘Our diversity is our strength any one?’ hahahaha.

      As you say, and as we see at the primary school in Birmingham, the left have a decision to make. Who is more deserving of support?

      The LGBTQ+ community or the peaceful ones?

      For the first time in a long time it’s time to sit back, get the pop corn and watch both sides of this uneasy lefty alliance rip each other apart.

      I know who my money is on to win…..

  22. He’s that much of a cunt, that if he entered a cunt competition the cunt would finish second!!! Do you know why? Because he’s a cunt!

  23. It’s an unquestionable truth that Owen Jones is a seriously misguided, pathetically weak little cunt. I’ve never seen or heard anyone refer to him as a man because he isn’t a reasonable representation of manhood by any standard and, if I ever got the chance, I’d floor him with one punch.

  25. He has e a version of Down’s Syndrome that has previously gone unnoticed by the scientific community.

  26. Wtf is it Halloween already? Nicky Morgan is freaky enough but the liemore lefty in red is absolutely barking barmy.

    Question Cunt or Cunt Time?

  27. I bet this silly little twat holds his breath if his mum stops him from colouring in after 7pm, then pisses the bed after having a bad dream, I would happily knock his fuckin teeth out.!

  28. Just been reading jolly Polly Toynbee in the Guardian cuntrag. A landslide for Sir Nigel in today’s by election will be great! Eh! I hear you say. Are you pissed ?
    No, according to Polly it will drive the Tories even further toward no deal and push Catweazle off the fence. The wonderful Labour Party will become fully fledged remoan…….second referendum…..Bob’s your uncle!
    So, once again, the losers become the winners.
    Abracadabra!

  29. Said earlier but it is indeed a great shame that his dads rancid jizz managed to find its way to his mums putrified egg.

    Cunt of the very highest grade

    As Dick would say … Fuck off.

  30. Filthy disgusting bummer and no mistake, it’s just a pity they can now keep aids at bay.

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