That Avengers shite is a load of cunt…
I am sick of hearing about this CGI filled diversity obsessed drivel… Three fucking hours?!! Who in their right mind would sit through that load of crap for three hours?! It’s a load of bollocks… Only Robert Downey Jnr can act out of them and Skanklett Johansscunt will/has promoted the film by spouting her usual virtue signaling bullshit… It’s a total load of shite…. Of course, mongs who love crap like Game of Thrones and Harry Potter will love it like the cunts they are…
There is only one Avengers anyway… The one featuring John Steed and Emma Peel…
Nominated by Norman
You’d have to pay me to watch it.
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Skanklett johansscunt dies in the film..
Bent Dennis forced me to attend the movie.
Honest.
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Hollywood only seems to make films for fourteen year old boys now or rehashing an old classic or something that was shite the first time round, giving it a SJW makeover ‘because its 2019’. Cunt writers lacking creativity and originality, the finger wagging right-on lectures and the mug cunts who pay to see it.
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But what’s scary is that films obviously made for 14 year old kids have an obsessive following of retarded adults.
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Batman Begins wipes it’s arse with all of the MCU anyway…
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Looking forward to sonic the movie.
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The only comics I ever liked were Punisher and Judge Dredd
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I await Marvels’ Diverse Avengers.
A superhero Muslim, a wheelchair bound superhero, a deeply tanned superhero, a gender fluid superhero, James O’Brian as himself, a SJW superhero, a parking stanley gang rapist superhero, the film would be a smash hit. (Have I left any other types out)
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Yes. Jeremy Corbyn as a gentler kinda sort of hero and Flabbott as Mr Big.
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Flabott could be cast as the Incredible Hulk, except black not green. No make up or CGI effects needed. Would save a fortune on production costs.
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They’d have to dumb down the character’s I.Q. by 100 points though..
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“(H)Andrew (Brillo), don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I am angry”
Flabott’s casting as the Hulk could be a combination of the Gremlins, i.e. Flabott eats chiggun after midnight, gets angry at Brillo running rings around her barely double figures IQ, before ripping her body tent (eurghh) and rampaging through Hackney in the early hours – scouring the streets for more chiggun leftovers in bins of course!
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Sounds like Flabott after a few cocktails on the train?
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Need I mention that at least 3 out of those 7 – allowing for Captain/Captainess Genderfluid – must be wimminz?
Last film I saw, and that on DVD, was ‘Ran’ by Kurosawa. A good note to stop watching films on as it is unlikely to be excelled.
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Honor Blackman and Linda Thorson were good too.
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I’m always full of cringe and embarrassment whenever I am in the presence of men of my age enthusing about the latest Marvel film bollocks.
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Richard Donner’s Superman and his director’s cut of Superman II…
The rest can fuck off…
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All this stuff is unimaginative puerile shite. Havent seen any as I am a grown up. From the description the best has to be the Black one based on a ‘technologically advanced’ African country. That is more ridiculous than any of the plots or characters.
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Won’t be watching Endgame. Though admittedly, it’s only because of Brie Larson. During the promotional tour for her Captain Marvel movie, she said that she didn’t want “40 year old males, especially white males”, seeing the movie. I duly obliged her by not watching it. From what I’m told, I didn’t really miss much. Recently saw the cunt doing an interview for Endgame with Chris Hemsworth and Don Cheadle. Hemsworth was talking about her doing her own stunts, and jokingly called her the new Tom Cruise. The sour faced cunt didn’t take the joke and instead snapped back, “I’m NOT the new Tom Cruise, I’m the new Brie Larson thank VERY much” What a cunt. Then again, she is a far left, hardcore feminazi cunt. I guess you can’t expect a sense of humour from that type of trash. I’d fucking hate to be leftie.
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Fucking hell… Larson sounds even worse than Johansscunt… No mean feat, as Skank-Jo is huge liberal leftie turd and a total cunt…
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Did she (never heard of her) actually say that? Has nobody sat her down and explained to her that white 40 year old virgins are how marvel ‘film’s’…and I say that in the lowest possible sense…..make any money?!
Talk about biting the hand that feeds. Ultimately, I don’t really care. If you’re in marvel films – you’re a spastic. If you like marvel films – guess what? You’re a spastic too. In fact you’re a bigger spastic because they get paid fortunes to make this shite and take money off spastics.
Arrested development, right enough. If you’re still watching superhero films after the age of 12 you’re a cunt .
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Off-piste but the Bangladeshi Foreign Minister has stated that buck-toothed ISIS reject and all-round likeable girl Shamima Begum is not their problem and if she travelled to Bangladesh she would be put in jail and then hanged for terrorist offences. No pissing around.
Meanwhile in soft-as-fucking-shite UK, taxpayers stump up aid to help the remorseless Begum reinstate her British Citizenship so she can come back here and mump off the state whilst preaching her ISIS ideals. What a complete fucking wankpatch this septic isles has become.
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It’s amazing what can be achieved in these countries that don’t do all this pc shit. It’s just ironic that many of them are Islamic countries. They might dump all their shit on us but at least they have a notion of self preservation. No fuckin multiculturism in these countries.
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There’s a long game at work here. Clearly the establishment want her back. This will go on for weeks, if not years. She will be back.
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Even the cunts hate her.
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Couldn’t someone just kidnap her and drop her into Bangladesh for a short break?
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Haven’t really watched any but probably would.
On the subject of characters that tall cunt who ‘played’ Chewbacca has died.
I love Star Wars but anyone could play Chewbacca… What a fraudulent cunt.
No doubt he made enough out of the films to retire after abaaaaaht 2 years work in total…go fuck yourselves.
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You’re too white to play Chewbacca mate;)
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Hollywood should remake “Jaws”. I was never happy about the star being a “Great White.”
Fucking raaay-sists.
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They’re casting the trans protagonists half-caste sidekick as we speak.
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I hear Flabbott is interested in playing the shark!
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They’d have to remake it with a fucking huge whale instead of a shark then.
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Free Flabbott!
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Then they would definitely need a bigger boat. Sorry, couldn’t resist.
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How to make a modern superhero film…
1. Remove humour, campiness and self mockery
2. Dull down anything colourful
3. Add a huge dollop of liberal guilt
4. Tack on yet another fucking Hans Zimmer soundtrack…
Come back Adam West, all is forgiven
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Is that Rhod Gilbert with the eyepatch on ? He’s done rather well for himself…
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Who is rod giblet see more
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A Welsh (as you should know) “comedian” – which, if you’d seen his “act” you certainly would question…
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Expect a remake of Lord of the Rings in the near future.
Bilbo – misunderstood child molester
Frodo – transgender bum person
Gandalf – poofter
Sam, Merry, Pippin and all the other short-arsed Hobbit cunts – people of colour
Aragorn – black woman with lezza feelings for black trans Arwen
Boromir – gender neutral bi les homo with no balls
Legolas- asexual Asian, drug baron and part time groomer
Gollum – Former ISIS muslim looking for a home
Saruman – white male Brexiteer (won’t live long!)
Sauron – Another white male – (soon to be wiped off the face of Middle Earth.)
Assortment of Orcs and other ugly fuckers – Flabbott, Lammy, Lily Mong, Bono etc.
Coming to a noisy, chav-infested cinema near you, NOW!
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They’re supposed to making a tv show of LOTR.
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I’m quite looking forward to that actually. The book has lots of material not covered by the movies as well as a more mature analysis of the the text being possible in a longer version.
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Ha. Yeh, good luck with that…
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Agree MandroidZ i second that, the trilogy Peter Jackson did was very disappointing for me as a tolkien fan. The animated lord of the rings bakshi directed was more entertaining imo
The first lord of the rings jackson did was alright but he injected too much poltics and boring battle scenes in 2nd and 3rd movie also heavily oversaturated with banal cgi don’t even get me started on the hobbit films god what a shitshow
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In this age of inclusion and diversity, the traditional characters from classic books won’t matter a shit once they’ve gone through the VS machine!
What you imagined in the books and saw in PJ’s films in terms of characters and the actors who played them will be a distant memory by the time the TV version is broadcast.
Of course the Tolkien Estate may have something to say about radical and diverse changes to its LOTR characters, but shove enough money up their collective arses and they’ll say “yep, no problem with that!” to anything.
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The aim seems to make all films look like video games, and all video games look like films. Ultimately all reality will be suspended or illegal and 3-d headsets compulsory. The march of progress, bumping occasionally into street furniture.
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According to those of a spoiler-ish disposition, the latest film kills off the Tony Stark character played by Robert Downey Jr.
So that’s the MCU fucked anyway 😁😁😁
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Good cause I really hate robert downey jr as a actor his cuntish cuntface expressions and all. He already served his purpose with the nostalgic 80’s films he did. I watched Iron man in the theaters I walked out never wanting to watch another Downey film ever again His iron man character was complete shit
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I am having to suffer this diatribe on Sunday….
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This is Hollywood at its banal worst.
Storyline is shite and the actors are a bunch of narcissistic non acting cunts
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I’ll admit I’m one of the cunts who has followed this for the last 10 years. However End Game killed it for me with the ‘women power all female characters beat the bad man’ fight scene at the end. Thanks for the memories, what a shame.
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Gosh look out! Here’s yet another loony alien who wants to destroy the world for reasons best known to itself. Superhero films are Hollywood’s way to squeeze a buck until it begs for mercy. A repetitive sack of cgi laden cack.
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But that’s the Hollywood Maxim – if people are stupid enough to pay stupid money to watch stupid films, then Hollywood will continue to make stupid films for stupid people and make stupid amounts of money!
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Mind you that Wonder Woman’s alright, if you get my drift…
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Lynda Carter was Wonder Woman… The one and only…
Here’s a nice bit of news for Avengers and libfuck Clintonite gobshites, Larson and Johansscunt…
The USA has just recorded its lowest unemployment rate since December 1969….
Viva Big Don!
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probably due to all those illegals heading back over the border (along with all those whining West Coast cunts who hated Trump and moaned they would “head off to Canada if Trump didn’t stand down!” when he became president)
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I like marvel but I always liked dc comics more better heroes better villains better characters better storyarcs but I’m a batman fan so i dunno just my opinion. Marvel films are just so boring and thats coming from who likes the comics but the dc films universe isn’t much better tho the dark knight trilogy I have more then a few constructive things to say about it christopher nolan that turd dry wanker
good cunting norman I’m always recommended the avengers films on netflix but it just looks so uninspiring to me one ofthese days i’ll be possessed or curious enough to sit through one
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Something to keep the minds of the 14 year old boys occupied while the education system ensures that girls and darkies get ahead.
All part of the great social engineering experiment to put toxic men in their place, while ensuring woman get ahead in society. Unless you fit one of the diversity boxes.
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I have to disagree with this cunting on a “live and let live” basis. Although as a riposte I would say that…..
In contrast it’s fair to say any adult male who enjoys watching football (22 grown men chasing a bag of stale air around a field then excitedly cuddling and kissing each other when a team mate puts the bag of stale air in the back of a net) is a hyperactive man-child who needs both a dose of Ritalin and to take a long, hard look at himself.
Don’t even get me started on those over excited, hyperactive, over grown man-children known as football commentators – “OH MY GOD!!!! !” RIDICULOUSLY-NAMED FOREIGNER” JUST KICKED A BAG OF STALE AIR INTO A NET TWO SECONDS BEFORE THE FINAL WHISTLE!!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE LIKE OF IT?!
Even as a kid I found football fucking puerile. Fuck off.
PS. I thought Endgame was pretty shite.
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