Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who successfully predicted that Dead Pool legend, Doris Day, would finally kick the bucket aged 97. Commiserations to Limply and the multitude of other cunts who have nominated her down the years. So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 127:
The rules
1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.
3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.
The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.
My picks (OpinionatedCunt):
Hillary Clinton
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Robert Mugabe
Nancy Pelosi
Prince Phillip
The Labour party
Socialism
Communism
Social Hysrice Warriors
Facebook
Feminism.
3
Nah sorry scratch Jet Black
Michael Barratt from Nationwide instead
1
Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Katie Price
0
Angela lansbury
Val Bisoglio Danny from Quincy
James Earl Jones
Gary Glitter
Robert Duval
0
Swap lansbury for Tim Currie
0
Clive James
David Van Day
Edward Seaga
John McCririck
The Duke of Kent (The Grandmaster)
2
Hardy Kruger Sr
George P Shultz
Evelyn Rothschild
Hutton Gibson
Billy Connolly
0
Fuck fuck and bastard fuck. Had Doris for years. Cunt.
Olivia de Havilland
Con Clusky
Declan Clusky
Leslie Phillips
Rhonda Fleming
0
Indeed introduced the fragrant lady to The Pool. Took to covering herself in Vaseline and cling film in later years.
0
Vince Cable
Sandy Martin (Ipswich MP)
Donald Tusk
Froggy Barnier
Froggy Macron
All cunts.
3
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Pete Murray
Yoko Fucking Ono
Nice one, Freddie…
0
Clint Eastwood.
Cliff I’ve booked a place in heaven Richard.
Salman Rushdie.
Keith Richards.
John Major.
0
Clint Eastwood
Anthony Daniels (C3P0)
Sean Connery
Jim Dale
Barbara Windsor
1
Ian Lavender
Joan Collins
Shirley Bassey
Olivia de Haviland
1
Sepp Blatter
Jerome Valcke
Michel Platini
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
1
Well done Freddie
Doris Decay
2
Camilla Parker Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
Joanna Lumley
Just wondering if there’s a Hillary Mugabe out there…
2
Dead Pool (127) :-
1. Kirk Douglas
2. Olivia de Haviland
3. Harry Belafonte
4. Jeremy Kyle 🙂
5. Lord Archer (Jeffrey) of Weston-Super-Mare
3
Kirk Douglas is taken by ME, me lord.
0
btw, did no-one have Freddy Star ? ? ?
2
Nigel Farage (Assassinated by the Tory party).
Archie the Royal sprog.
Lynda Carter.
Ursula Andress.
Simon Cowell.
3
Bob Dole
Jerry Stiller
Roberta McCain
Tony Britton
Bill Treacher
Limply will be pissed off – he had Doris for yonks…
1
Ronnie Wood
Joni Mitchell
Ginger Baker
Little Richard
Vera Lynn
0
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Herman Wouk
0
Hello Pedantic cunt. I nominated Herman on the 13th.
0
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Shane MacGowan
Prunella Scales
Javier Perez de Cuellar
0
Gerald Harper
Ron Flowers
Bill Tidy
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
0
1. Tony Blackburn
2. Prince Charles
3. Arnold Schwartznegger
4. Katie Price
5. Lewis Hamilton
0
Honour Blackman
Paul McCartney
Beth Smith AKA wife of Dog the Bounty Hunter
Cliff Richard
Murray Walker
1
Cliff Richards??? NO NO NO NO NO…..NO!!! Not until Operation Yew Tree finally get the wrinkled, self righteous, holier than thou, cunt! I’ve waited decades for his demise, but not till he’s outed! I was completely vindicated in the Rolf Harris case, after years of being told I was wrong!!
2
Jerry Lee Lewis
Willie Nelson
Billy Connolly
Nicola Sturgeon ( snp aka krankie)
Patrick Harvie ( greens – shirt lifter)
0
Every comment moderated ????
1
No I don’t think so but it sures feels like it on somedays
1
ChasC
George Lucas
Pope Francis
Sheldon Adeleson
Stephen Colbert
2
Was just joking bout chas c but seriously hes nicked him a 3rd time now and also replacing Colbert with Alan Greenspan and replacing Chasc with Loretta Lynn
1
Dead right, am well pissed me virgin nom orf dear Doris was the subject orf egregious theft. To be honest I looked after her most royally with Fred West orf fond memory. Now what the fuck has happened to me latest list orf noms – straight into bastard moderation never to be seen ag’in. Cunt shower.
1
Bugger and blast I’ll do ’em ag’in:~
Leslie Phillips
Rhonda Fleming
Barry Manilow
Roy Hudd
Giscard d’Estaing
0
And an extra cunt bugger and bastard for good measure.
1
Whatever happened to cunter fred west hasn’t been on for a year or so now miss his humorous quips and takes on things
Sorry to hear you missed out on Doris Sir Limpy, you had her for many pools cunters are bound to nick noms keep them close and nominate early cunters keep stealing my ginger
3
Graham Garden
Hayley Mills
Douglas Hurd
Jan Leeming
John Craven
0
Rodney Marsh
John Hume
Gerry Francis
Ray Reardon
Ian Hunter
0