Dead Pool (127)

Posted on May 13, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who successfully predicted that Dead Pool legend, Doris Day, would finally kick the bucket aged 97. Commiserations to Limply and the multitude of other cunts who have nominated her down the years. So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 127:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (OpinionatedCunt):

Hillary Clinton
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Robert Mugabe
Nancy Pelosi
Prince Phillip

94 thoughts on “Dead Pool (127)”

Deploy the Sausage on May 13, 2019 at 3:26 pm said:

Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
John McCririck
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

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- Mince pie guy on May 14, 2019 at 9:14 am said:
  
  You were first to comment yesterday sausage So why are their cunts above you today.
  
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Captain Magnanimous on May 13, 2019 at 3:29 pm said:

Phase one, in which Doris gets her oats.

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on May 13, 2019 at 3:31 pm said:
  
  Sorry Cap’n, I’ve nominated Mugabe
  
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  - Captain Magnanimous on May 13, 2019 at 4:02 pm said:
    
    Gah! Alright I’ll have Jimmy “Death Dodger” Carter.
    
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Kravdarth on May 13, 2019 at 3:32 pm said:

Jeremy Kyle’s career

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Mr Bastard on May 13, 2019 at 3:32 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Derren Nesbit
Al Leong
Dennis Waterman

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- Mr Bastard on May 13, 2019 at 7:24 pm said:
  
  And congrats to Freddie…
  
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J R Cuntley on May 13, 2019 at 3:36 pm said:

Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Jack Nicholson
Betty White
Henry Kissinger

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George W Bamboo on May 13, 2019 at 3:42 pm said:

Honour Blackman
Paul McCartney
Jackie Stallone
Cliff Richard
Beth Smith (AKA Dog The Bounty Hunters Wife)

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Freddie the Frog on May 13, 2019 at 3:52 pm said:

I call a Blairite/ Campbell cheating foul. I had Doris dated March 25th. This Cuntyflaps entry was dated March 27th.
I fucking won. I’ve been robbed.

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on May 13, 2019 at 3:58 pm said:
  
  Apologies Freddie, it appears you are right. Unbeknownst to me only a small amount of the later comments were displayed, as opposed to all the comments being displayed like they usually are.
  
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Smells Fishy on May 13, 2019 at 3:54 pm said:

David Essex
Bob Dylan
Andrew Marr
Michael Hesseltine
Eamon Holmes

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NoCuntForOldMen on May 13, 2019 at 3:59 pm said:

Alan Alda
Douglas Hurd
Felicity “nice arse” Kendall
Penelope Keith
Peter Sissons

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Twatakincuntrubber on May 13, 2019 at 4:02 pm said:

Dick van dyke
Melvyn Hayes
Kirk Douglas
Tony Bennett
Mel brooks

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King Cunt on May 13, 2019 at 4:05 pm said:

Jimmy Carter
Jerry Stiller
Roberta Mc Cain
Bob Hawke
Donald Sutherland

Congrats to the disputed Champ

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- Cuntologist on May 13, 2019 at 8:49 pm said:
  
  Fuck me is Jimmy Carter still alive?! Sorry I can’t be arsed Googling him.
  
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King Cunt on May 13, 2019 at 4:07 pm said:

Bob Dole over Jimmy Carter

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Cuntancurou s on May 13, 2019 at 4:09 pm said:

Ray Clements
Peter Shilton
Mike Mills
Mike Channon
Trever Francis

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Mince pie guy on May 13, 2019 at 4:13 pm said:

Richard Chamberlain
Stephen Fry
Derek Jacobi
Ian McKellen
George Takei

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- Bluntspeakingcunt on May 13, 2019 at 7:46 pm said:
  
  All men mpg? I thought your selections would have been weighted with the fair sex?
  
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  - Mince pie guy on May 13, 2019 at 9:28 pm said:
    
    They are men of a certain persuasion my friend. Just a little bit of fun .
    
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  - Bluntspeakingcunt on May 14, 2019 at 6:53 pm said:
    
    I can see that but I didn’t think you’d ‘stoop’ to necrophilia.
    
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Bluntspeakingcunt on May 13, 2019 at 4:15 pm said:

Nicholas Witchell (twice)
Mick Jagger
Roy Hattersley
Bill Oddie
Shirley Williams

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- Bluntspeakingcunt on May 13, 2019 at 4:24 pm said:
  
  No matter how many times I try to type in Nicholas Witchell, predictive text keeps coming up as ‘with hell’. Perhaps a good omen?
  
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  - Moister Cuntflaps on May 13, 2019 at 4:48 pm said:
    
    Predictive Text is a cunt…
    
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Ron Knee on May 13, 2019 at 4:15 pm said:

A fine knock indeed by the lady.
I’ve always liked Doris. She was one of that select group of singers, along with the likes of Astaire, Tony Bennett, Sinatra and Ella, whose voice is recognisable the second you hear it.
RIP.

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- King cunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:57 pm said:
  
  Would have banged well in her younger day as well
  
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  - Norman on May 14, 2019 at 10:21 am said:
    
    Was definitely a dolly in her prime… And a cut above any Hollyweird ‘I’ve been hacked! Me Too!’ celebrislags of today… RIP….
    
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The cunt man of Alcatraz on May 13, 2019 at 4:24 pm said:

Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Freda Payne
Chris Farlowe
Stan Boardman
Jimmy Tarbuck

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Liberal Liquidator on May 13, 2019 at 4:25 pm said:

Raul Castro
Anne Buydens
Eileen Ash
Edwin Bramall
Ian St John

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CuntyMcCuntface on May 13, 2019 at 4:30 pm said:

Ray Reardon
Kenneth Cope
My uncle Ken
Kenny Rodgers
Jackie Stallone

Fuck me I had Ken Kerchaval for ages and just seen he’s carked it in April. Bastard

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Cunts n Roses on May 13, 2019 at 4:43 pm said:

Vince Lombardi
Mike Holgrem
Brett Favre
Aaron Rodgers
Any cunt who wears a lump of plastic cheese on his head

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- Freddie the Frog on May 13, 2019 at 5:03 pm said:
  
  Lombardi has been dead for about fifty fucking years! He can’t die twice.
  May I suggest John Kuhn?
  
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- Gingers Balsac on May 13, 2019 at 5:25 pm said:
  
  You really do have a hate for the cheeseheads CnR
  
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  - Cunts n Roses on May 13, 2019 at 8:02 pm said:
    
    They are the Tottenham of the NFL
    
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Moister Cuntflaps on May 13, 2019 at 4:47 pm said:

Peggy Spencer (Peggy Wooley in The Archers)
Patricia Greene (Jill Archer in The Archers)
Charles Collingwood (Brian aldridge in The Archers )
Carole Boyd (Linda Snell in The Archers)

After missing out on Edward Kelsey recently who i had among the above in a fivesome from the show..
Pete Hedgehog Doherty

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Freddie the Frog on May 13, 2019 at 4:52 pm said:

Shazam. Winner winner chicken dinner. At last I win and I deserve it so much! Of course I feel guilty about Doris now, who i’ve been chasing for months with various cunts trying to steal her from me.
So i’m going to name some top class cunts now, in the hope i’m at the beginning of a hot streak.

The Cunt Blair
Mrs Cunt Blair
Turncoat Kinnock Sr
The traitor Heseltine
Sourberries the bitch

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- Freddie the Frog on May 13, 2019 at 4:55 pm said:
  
  Fuck, some cunt has nabbed Hezzer.
  I’ll have that old ratbag Shirley Williams
  
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  - Bluntspeakingcunt on May 13, 2019 at 5:04 pm said:
    
    I’ve got her Freddy,but you can buy James Bolam – hot tip.
    
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  - Freddie the Frog on May 13, 2019 at 5:21 pm said:
    
    Fuck, the champagne has gone to my head. Nah, Bolam isn’t enough of a cunt for me this time.
    I’ll have Fatboy John Prescott.
    
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  - Liberal Liquidator on May 13, 2019 at 5:46 pm said:
    
    A rogue chip choking the fat bastard to death while he fills his pie hole in the House of Lords.
    
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  - Bluntspeakingcunt on May 13, 2019 at 7:23 pm said:
    
    I don’t base my choices on how much of a cunt they are. I just base it on how sickly looking they appear.
    
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Bluntspeakingcunt on May 13, 2019 at 5:02 pm said:

Anybody want to buy James Bolam off me? I’d already chosen my 5 before I realised I’d missed a banker. 5 to 4 on makes him a very likely lad.

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Cheearse on May 13, 2019 at 5:14 pm said:

Bill Withers
Max Von sydow
Burt Bacharach
Bernard cribbins
Mohamed Al fayed

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Jack on May 13, 2019 at 5:16 pm said:

Des O’Conner
Dickie Davies
Frank Bough
Roger Whittaker
Jimmy Greaves

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Jack The Cunter on May 13, 2019 at 5:22 pm said:

Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Frank Field

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Dick Fiddler on May 13, 2019 at 5:29 pm said:

Robert Mugabe
Giovanna Ralli
George Reynolds
Earl Cameron
Mikhail Gorbachev

Good Shot, Freddie

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- Dick Fiddler on May 14, 2019 at 6:46 am said:
  
  Pat Boone instead of Mugabe.
  
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Shaun of the Dead 69 on May 13, 2019 at 5:33 pm said:

Robert Conrad
M. Emmet Walsh
April Ashley
James Bolam
Peggy Seeger

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Shackledragger cunt on May 13, 2019 at 5:44 pm said:

Bert Newton
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
Kamal
Baby John Burgess

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Paul Maskinback on May 13, 2019 at 5:53 pm said:

Olivia Newton John
Morris Perry
Jet Black
Frank Windsor
Geoffrey Bootface Palmer

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