A cunting please for BBC Music.
An excellent series for people with wide ranging musical tastes. Have never seen rap given any recognition on it so what’s not to like?
Well, I have just watched a very good programme on Woody Guthrie. Fuck, Billy Bragg was on it and I didn’t want to punch his lights out.
However, however.
It turns out Woody lived in an apartment owned by Trump senior, by all accounts a cunt. Trump senior discouraged blacks. So some cunt says: ‘Trump senior didn’t want blacks in his properties and Trump junior makes ‘African Americans’ insecure in his country’
What the fuck? Trump may be a cunt but I haven’t seen evidence that this is aimed at ‘African Americans’. He seems to be an even handed cunt.
Perhaps the BBC should leave thoughtful music programmes to some less biased organisation.
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Fuck me it is the ONLY thing they do do well. The music programmes on BBC 4. Saw a great programme on Pink Floyd. Love to see the old footage. And very informative. Tracing how the band developed. Didn’t know Richard Wright initially sang. Great programme the other night about John Lee Hooker. Really in-depth. That there was a ‘scene’ in New York for Bluesmen to make a living. More highbrow Janet Baker. Incredibly moving to see her with her husband listening to Mahler. One about Skinheads and Ska music. The skinhead look highjacked by the far right. Great one about Northern Soul. Dare I say it with white working class ‘voices’. What was lost. What have we got now Simon fucking Cowell. Take your point re Rap.
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I quite understand Trump Senior’s point of view, I wouldn’t let to Dark Keys either. Who would want their properties turned into KFC-littered,stolen-goods storing Crack-Dens stuffed full of Ladies of the Night and their numerous children,with only the odd visit from “Da Baby-Daddy” there to pick up his benefit-cheque? Trump Junior probably feels the same way,but on a larger scale.
I agree with that Landlord who got so much stick in this Country for saying that he didn’t want Curry-Munchers stinking his properties out. Although I’m sure that it was the thought of the fucking Smowflake,Politically-Correct Twitter-Stormers that prevented him adding a few more types to his understandable list of undesirable. tenants.
Most music is either pretentious Shite or catawaulling. I’d ban most off it.
Fuck Off.
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My (and the Trumps) kind of tune….
https://youtu.be/TAZvWS8wA0M
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Your thinking has been led astray by watching too many black and white movies. Yes of course when you see Tarzan swimming iand all the blacks on the riverbank looking on you would think that they can’t float.(The contrast made infinitely worse because Johnny Weissmuller was an Olympic swimmer). But that was make-believe Mr Fiddler. Sheer Hollywood fantasy. It wasnt real. I bet those black extras were itching to get into the water but they weren’t allowed.
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No, It isn’t fantasy, Miles. I read that a scientist had proved that black skin absorbs water,rather like a sponge. The Dak Kier they are,the quicker they sink.
No Dark Keys survived the sinking of the Titanic, there has never been a Dark Key Aquaman or mermaid etc..Fuck,even in the bible, the Whale didn’t swallow a Dar Key,it swallowed a White Man because there were no Dark Keys available…..what more in the way of FACTS do you need?
Now, I’ve got nothing against the Dark Keys but,much like your bible-bashing,you refuse to accept Scientific proof. Dark Keys have their attributes….athletic ability(due to having to outrun lions), musical rhythm (the hypnotic effect of the Bongo drums),and if properly motivated can be trained to do certain tasks…..but they CAN’T swim.
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Tell me one famous Dark Key swimmer,apart from Eric the Eel,who nearly fucking drowned in the shallow end of the pool because his skin was absorbing water in much the same way as a ship holed below the waterline takes on water. The longer he was in the water,the more his skin leaked in.
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Perhaps if they painted themselves with Ronseal water-repellent it might help them?
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Some powerful persuasive points you make Mr Fiddler. And as Rebel often says we must adjust our thinking when presented with new evidence. Yes culturally the blacks do not seem to have an affinity with water. I will concede the point that you rarely see blacks near water. But that is VERY FAR from saying they cannot float. I need to do more research.
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Could I suggest that you conduct your research by lurking in the undergrowth next to a canal,and when you see a Dark Key walking along,jump out shouting ” I’m a benefits investigator” and push him in the water?
I’ll expect to hear your apology for doubting me soon.
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No, Cuntflap….the apple-shaped ones are the ones who have attempted to swim. The water can only be absorbed ,not expelled. The fatter they are,the longer they’ve been exposed.
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I have thought of jabbing fat Dark Keys with a pitchfork….it might let the water drain out.
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You couldn’t get more of a dark skin than the one wrapped around Eric the Eel. Black as the ace of spades he was! I can see from the footage that he was furiously exerting his little legs to stay afloat. But he made it to the end bless him. I will concede that it is more difficult for a black to swim but stand firm that they can float. We both need to do more research into the effects of pigmentation on dermatological absorption. Then once that is done submit our evidence to Rebel and he can decide scientifically who is right.
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Thanks DF, I’ve spent all morning trying to remember what the fuck I was going to do today and your mention of Ronseal has reminded me.
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There have been similar arguments in the past as to why black people don’t ski. I can assure you they do when there’s a fuckin’ 100 ton avalanche heading down the mountain.
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However, there is the compensation of being amongst the first to be spotted when the rescuers turn up.
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“Hey Tom. Over here! I think I can see a black head. Come and help me squeeze him out.”
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Weissmuellers Tarzan was great! Liked how he shouted ‘ungowa!!’ at the natives! Dunno what it means? When i used to work night shifts used to shout it at the african lads, but just used to look confused.
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You (and Tarzan) should have shouted ” Look out,it’s the Child Support Collector”…that would have shifted the buggers.
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Morning DF, I reckon the only way you could have come across this tune is to have written it yourself?
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I wish, Moggie. No, I first heard it at a meeting of my social club. It took me a while to identify it due to the words being slightly muffled by the pillowcase over my head and the crackling of the burning cross in Mr. Ageebobos garden.
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Morning Dick.
I had a fuzzy haired lady as a lodger in my house. When I got home one day , she had a bunch of her dar key mates using my place to mail order dubious parcels to Africa.
When I told her to fuck off , as expected she pulled the race card.
My son and his mates came round and we threw the fucking lot of them out. I did get a visit from the Police only because their was a warrant out for her arrest for shop lifting.
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A Dark Key lodger, FF? Really,the mind boggles. The hounds and I would never let that type in to as much as read the meter,never mind lodge. We even have to turn the telly off if one appears.
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I watched this too, woodys dad was a klansman, took woody to lynchings as a kid!! All for father/son time and having a hobby but might be better taking a kid camping or flying a kite maybe? Woody was inspiration for Bob Dylan and 60s folk singers, hence billy big nose.
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Also watched a bbc documentary about ginger baker from cream called ‘beware mr Baker’ which was good! Massive cream fan, but ginger was a horrible cunt! Great drummer but lacking in social niceties, terrible dad.
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Yeh, that was a good one. Great drummer – horrible cunt.
He’d probably love it here.
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Yeah ginger was quite keen on calling out others as cunts wasnt he? Proper awkward, difficult old bastard, fit right in!
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An HR manager told me, in a meeting last week , that the BBC was the go to place for objective news coverage
The BBC is about as objective as an old news programme in the DDR circa 1970.
Good morning.
Deutschland 86 is beyond fucking excellent, though the interracial lesbionics puts me off a bit.
I slept through the new avengers movie yesterday. What a pile of wank.Mind you,that captain America could rescue me anyday……
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Perhaps that HR manager should try Pravda for more ‘objective’ news.
What a cunt.
Odd how the beebistan mocked Korean media coverage when the North played in the world cup a few years ago.
Pot. Kettle. African.
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The BB of C did a music programme about 1985… A couple of good bits: Paul Hardcastle discussing ’19’ was one of them… But the rest of it was going on (and fucking on!) about how Top Of The Pops had a black presenter in 85 (some plank called Dixie Peach)… The Beeb Bellends were acting like this bloke was the first ever black person on the show and that he’d come straight from an Alabama chain gang and broke his chains live on television (Oh Lordy! Yess Boss!)… When they finally shut up about this great symbol of ‘diversity’ the cunts then yapped on about some Third Division 80s soul act called Loose Ends… Now, this lot were mediocre at best, and they had a couple of middling Top 20 hits… However, the BBC acted like they were some lost and overlooked pioneers… All this ‘breakthrough’ crap and going on like they were the only black act to appear on TOTP… Don’t the cunts remember Dave and Ansil Collins and ‘Double Barrel’ being at No.1?….
The cunts also did a documentary thing on the early days of The Beatles… You know the type of thing: No actual Beatles involved and featuring every cunt who met them once for about 10 seconds at the Cavern, George Harrison’s window cleaner and so on… Now anyone who knows their Beatle history will know their heroes were Elvis, Buddy Holly, Carl Perkins… But the BBC now put the Fab Four’s inspiration and success down to (fucking wait for it) records by black artists that came through the docks at Liverpool… Funny that neither Lennon or McCartney have never said as much…. But those cunts at the corporation are obsessed… If it ain’t black, then they’ll sure as shit make it black….
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Given McCartney’s predilection for rewriting history ( example, he wrote Blackbird as a civil rights song, though the first he mentioned that was in the late 1990’s), I’m sure they appear in his telling of tales these days.
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BBC should definitely spread the joy of a cultural music to all who want to listen, I suggest afunding page be set up so the snowflakes and LGBT and associated communities are given full access to true Muslim musical experiences in Saudi.
Dressed in rainbow colours and blowing whistles as they do.
Can’t be an fairer than that.
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In the 1960s /’70s the BBC were pioneers and world leaders in broadcast music. The importance of programmes like Colour Me Pop, Top Gear, In Concert and The Old Grey Whistle Test cannot be overestimated. Plus Radio 3 for classical music of course.
Frank Zappa’s brief preamble on Colour Me Pop in 1968 summed it up perfectly:
“We’d like to thank the people at the BBC for giving us the chance to do some of the things on television here that they would never let us do in the United States…”
Now, along with everything else in this country, BBC music has become a steaming pile of cuntage.
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Shame they wiped most of it though… Only The Move, Moody Blues, Small Faces, Chambers Brothers and Mothers Of Invention episodes of Colour Me Pop survive… I agree that it has been ruined… And when they repeat a rare gem the BBC insist on putting stupid ‘information’ captions across the screen… The prog compilation recently on BBC4 featured some great footage (Tull, Yes, Moodies, Genesis, Wishbone Ash etc)… But they put these caption things on every song… They are cunts…
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And they further edit any surviving footage into oblivion to suit the 2 minute 53 second attention span of the average cunt, and the producers don’t give a fuck about music anyway.
Thankfully a lot of good In Concert /Top Gear live archive material has been released on CD and vinyl over the past 3 decades or so, not to mention all the great bootlegs featuring material the BBC has either lost or for one reason or another has declined to release. A lot of fine Floyd stuff has been blocked from release by the band itself.
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All is not lost Norman / RTC.
I’ve acquired most of the German pop/ rock series BEAT CLUB. Just about every band that we’re happening appeared on there. A lot of footage exists on YouTube. I watched some great Early Small Faces performance. What a band they were. Sadly some performances are dubbed.
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Do you have Sky, Norm? I would imagine you might for the football. If so have you kept the the concert from Sky Arts of the Moody Blues at the Isle of Wight 1970? I still play it regularly.
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I do have Sky Arts and am a big Moodies fan too…I also picked up the Beat Club DVD box sets from Amazon.de. All music on the DVDs is English and there’s a whole episode of The Who doing Tommy… Great colour footage of Free, Humble Pie, Black Sabbath and Alice Cooper from 1970 too..The presenter, Uschi Nerke, was pretty tasty as well…
192TV – A cable channel based in the Netherlands – is a treasure trove of 60s and 70s stuff… Here’s the late Scott Walker from 192..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo7Py7yArac
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In pure economic terms (which the left hate because it’s factual and cannot be spun with the destructive identity politics brush), Trump has done more for black people’s arse pocket in his 3yr tenure so far than Barry Husain did in two terms, or that Killary was ever likely too.
Trillion Dollar baby – Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (whose strings are more visible than in an episode of Thunderbirds) – would like to bankrupt the economy with ridiculous and untenable “green policies” that wouldn’t fuck her, or her elite puppet masters over, but would the poorer US communities including the black and the rust-belt white working class populations.
I am a capitalist. I have no issue in folk making a lot of money and mitigating their tax affairs within the law to the max. They are not breaking any laws.
Cunt as he is, I have no issue with Branston-Pickle’s self made wealth (even though he’s degenerated into the de-riguer virtue-signalling, champagne-socialist cunt we’ve come to hate).
I have absolutely no issue whatsoever with their kids inheriting their wealth.
What I do loathe, and what I do find completely unacceptable, is the assumed inheritance of power.
These are the cunts up front like your Kennedy’s, Bush’s and Clinton’s who don’t give a fuck who’s in power – or pulling the strings – providing it’s from the “old money, old power” Martha’s Vineyard/Hamptons set.
Trump is rich but he’s not “old money” (in that sense) and it drives the nefarious elites absolutely nuts because what he is doing is having a very real impact on the economic lot of working class and blue collar Americans.
The “old money, old power” lot love to tell ordinary Americans how much they love them and then stab them in the back by flooding the states with cheap illegal labour to keep their own personal and business costs down.
Hillary shot her bolt in 2016. It will be some trillion dollar baby or lefty-libbo against Trump in 2020 but come 2024 – when Trump is out of the way – rumour has it that Chelsea Clinton is being groomed for her run.
Her string pullers are getting her genned up to play both the working class and ethnic cards to recoup the votes lost to the Dummocrats because they assured the poor would vote for them by default – they didn’t.
This is a cunt who’s breezed through life on the lowest difficulty setting, is as thick as a castle wall (even though having degrees from both Harvard and Oxford, i.e., those meaningful degrees you get when Daddy was Mr President), and who’s own multicultural exposure was to the various maids and footmen adorning their “old money” properties like a scene from Gone with the Wind!
Yes, truly Presidential material!
So Trump doesn’t want black people in his properties eh, well I think that’s total bollocks!
The Clinton’s, Bush’s and any other “old money, old power” elite don’t mind black folks in their properties – just so long as they’re wearing and apron or driver’s hat!
Cunts!
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Didn’t that Clinton bucktooth wrench get pulled up at some university the other month by some student and was given both barrels and just stood there in shock for ten minutes in shock
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No it was worse than that, she appeased the cunt with scripted verbiage that would’ve made her mother proud.
That’s the elites in one fell swoop: tell the plebs “you’re listening” (Dr Frazier Crane style) then have them vilified once the cameras are off.
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Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse struck a chord for me here:
https://youtu.be/Kx_C28G_Hs4
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Perhaps the “pop” in Top of the pops was the sound of hymens being ruptured by your man Saville.
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No, but seriously…Trump’s a cunt, but I’m with him on this one.
If I owned property I would have the right to let it to whoever I damn well pleased. No?
No. I could refuse to let it to someone for any reason whatever, No? No. It’s my fucking property, yes? No, apparently. And it’s a thoughtful gesture of mine to put a card in the window saying (as was common in the 60’s) “No Blacks. No Irish. No Dogs”, so these categories don’t waste their time applying…. no? No. It’s racist and probably caninist as well.
If you sell cakes in NI and your religious beliefs forbid you encouraging The Gayness by selling its adherents wedding cakes with two gentleman dolls on top, as happened a couple of years ago, that is entirely the concern of Fru T. Bun the Baker and nothing whatever to do with society at large. No? Of course bloody not.
It’s a question of rights, see. You have a right to any service provided by anyone. The service provider has no rights whatever.
What a cunt era we live in.
[No Nigerians. No Vegans..No Cats]
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“Whites welcome regardless of character. Decent law abiding persons of colour need not apply.” 😂
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Chelsea Clinton phones her dad. As soon as she hears his voice she bursts into tears and starts crying and wailing :
“I’m pregnant and it’s a fucking disaster. I don’t want another kid, it’s not part of my plans. I can’t have an abortion……if the media find out they’ll destroy us. What am I going to do?”
There’s a long pause and Bill says :
“Who are you and how much do you want.”?
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