Douglas Haig

CUNT
Mass murderer of his own troops or incompetent Cunt, the jury is still out over a hundred years later. But hey, either way?
The butcher of the Somme.
The donkey leading lions.
His own troops didn’t trust him, the prime minister didn’t trust him.
To say he was cavalier with his own men’s lives is, I think, a tiny bit of a fucking understatement.
This bell end allegedly worked out that we were winning the war by counting our dead and assuming that the enemy was losing more, becoming annoyed when some regiments had not lost ‘enough’ men.
He eventually sent one million men and frightened boys to their inevitable terrifying end against the enemy machine guns.
Maybe he was hoping they would use up all their ammo and go home.
Anyway, long story short. War ends, massive fucking statue erected to the murdering bastard, big fuck off slap in the tits for the widows and grieving mothers, and the best part is, it still fucking stands there in all its cuntishness in the middle of Whitehall like butter wouldn’t melt.
There was one in Scotland, but even his own countrymen had the decency to remove it to Edinburgh Castle out of the sight of decent people.
His family I know, set up the poppy appeal.
Well whoop de fucking doo. They wouldn’t have needed to sell as many had it not been for that Cunt in the first place.
In all probability, he will have sent someone from your family, to their untimely death.
CUNT!!

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo

Katie Price is a cheap cunt.
This pointless ho is no stranger to tabloid fuckwittery, as she sucked and fucked her way through the shallow end of the z list celebrity piss pool, spawning multiple kids by multiple bellends. How her fame as a glamour model came about is a mystery to me, as she was one of the least attractive of the bunch during her time flashing her crap tits on page three. Not afraid to use any means necessary to maintain her grip on the little amount of fame she has, including hawking her kids for all to see and mock. Now she has been to court for crashing her Chelsea tractor pissed up, and has mostly got away with it because the plod couldn’t prove it was her driving, and she refused to say who was. I couldn’t care less if she kills herself or her family, but some poor cunt on a public road shouldn’t have have their life put at risk by this fucking shameless skank.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Chris Grayling

Surprisingly last cunted way back in March 2013.

Now barely a day goes by when the useless twat otherwise known as Chris Grayling hasn’t fucked something or other up.

Today he is coming under attack over the disastrous privatisation after probation firms collapse. An added extra waste of £4767m of taxpayers money. An award-winning service that has fallen into total chaos in just four years.

Only a few weeks ago it was discovered that Grayling awarded a “post Brexit no-deal scenario £14m contract to Seaborne Freight, a “shipping company” who did not own any ships. He assured us that no public money had been spent so far in the process, however to my knowledge assurances have not yet been forthcoming that this will not happen in the future. EUROTUNNEL has sued the government and today has been awarded £33m to settle the lawsuit over its awarding of three Brexit ferry contracts, putting the Transport Secretary under renewed pressure to resign after he said he would stay on after the fiasco.

Railway timetables
The Transport Secretary has also been blamed for the timetable chaos that caused misery for thousands of commuters over the summer. While Grayling earlier claimed that he did not ‘run the railways’, the transport committee concluded that Grayling should have taken charge. Of course, this isn’t the first time the hapless Grayling has found himself in hot water. In fact, the Transport Secretary has a habit of disasters following him around.

The cyclist mishap:
Blundering Chris Grayling sent a cyclist flying after opening his ministerial car door outside Parliament. The Transport Secretary was filmed helping the rider to his feet following the incident in December 2016. But despite Grayling’s efforts to rectify things, the cyclist involved said he was angry at Grayling after he accused him of cycling too fast, the Guardian reported.

Grayling vs cyclists: round two
Grayling’s relations with cyclists went from bad to worse when he claimed that cyclists do not count as road users. Grayling told Parliament: “Where you have cycle lanes, cyclists are the users of cycle lanes…And there’s a road alongside – motorists are the road users, the users of the roads. It’s fairly straightforward, to be honest.” Former Tour de France cyclist Chris Boardman accused Grayling of an ‘astonishing lack of knowledge’ about cyclists.

The gay B&B row:
Grayling was forced to apologise back in 2010 for saying that B&B owners should have the right to turn away gay guests. The shadow home secretary’s colleagues turned on Grayling, with one shadow minister telling the Guardian that ‘Chris Grayling is just not up to the job’.

The book ban:
A book ban on prisoners, introduced by Grayling in 2013, was one of his most unpopular moves. The former justice secretary’s decision to stop friends and families from sending books to inmates was later ruled to be unlawful by the High Court.

The court charge fiasco:
Grayling’s decision to introduce charges for those pleading guilty in court led to the resignation of more than 100 magistrates. The fees – £150 for those entering a guilty plea in a magistrates’ court, or £1200 for those found guilty at a crown court – were criticised for apparently encouraging innocent people to plead guilty. Michael Gove binned the charges when he took over from Grayling, saying that the ‘intent has fallen short’.

The Moss Side controversy:
Grayling did his best to alienate people in Manchester by comparing the city’s Moss Side area to The Wire, a drama series about American drug dealers. His opposite number, the home secretary Alan Johnson, accused Grayling of ‘talking Britain down’.

The disappearing act:
Train travellers were in uproar when season ticket costs rose sharply at the beginning of this year. But while miserable commuters waited on cold platforms for overpriced and delayed trains, Grayling made himself scarce – by jetting off to the sunny Gulf. Grayling said that he wished the fare rise ’wasn’t as high as it is’ but he insisted he was busy ‘trying to win jobs for Britain’ in Qatar.

The un-announcement act:
Admittedly not all blunders involving Chris Grayling are actually his fault. The Tory MP found himself the butt of jokes when a tweet from Tory HQ named Grayling as the party’s new chairman in a reshuffle back in January. Unfortunately for Grayling, the tweet was deleted within seconds and the job handed to Brandon Lewis instead 15 minutes later.

In any other business environment Chris Grayling would have been sacked (several times over) for total incompetence. There is little or nothing positive that has been achieved by this man, and how he is still in a job is staggering. However when our MP’s in appear to be competing for who has the lowest personal moral standards, honour or integrity Grayling has so far managed to elude dismissal and bullshit his way out of every single disaster has either caused personally or has been personally responsible for.

Just how bad do our MP’s have to be to lose their jobs?

Chris Grayling. A totally useless cunt.

Nominated by willie stroker

Twatter

The favoured medium of whinging losers with nothing better to do than spend half their lives screaming and howling in search for ‘likes’ and ‘retweets’. Full of attention seeking narcissists (Owen Jones/Every Irish journalist), desperate to tell everyone how outraged they are over the latest non-event.

It is also ugly, full of wankstains who love nothing more than attacking people with whom they disagree. Just look at what happened to the young Trump supporters at the pro-life rally a few weeks ago. An edited video was circulated online, portraying the young lads in a negative light, and within the space of a few hours a mob were doxing these teenagers, calling for violence against them etc.

I’m against censorship, but I’d like to see this awful site banned.

I’d argue that it also has a pernicious influence on politics. How many virtue signalling politicians form their opinions based on the feminazi/Corbyn twatter cult, who will attack you if you don’t subscribe to their religious beliefs.

Fuck twatter.

Nominanted by An Irish Cunt

Tv adverts
Tv adverts want proper cunting, not for spoiling my entertainment of the many repeats and re-runs that I have to sit through with Mrs Cristo.
Oh no, they want cunting for insinuating that every fucking happy tv ad family is a mixed race family. Since when? When did the seed spreading fuckers ever hang around to raise a family?
They banned the making of father’s day cards at our local school to save the poor liitle half chats from any further embarrassment.
But worse than that, is that they are trying to imply to our impressionable daughters, that it is not only acceptable to get fooked by a mucky twat, but normal.
Cunts.
They won’t be happy until the white gene has been diluted into the minority bracket and the dark keys mission is complete.
And when they finally do rule the roost, let’s see if the fuckers bend over backwards to accommodate our whims and demands.
No? Oh well, we will have to learn to integrate.
I’ve gone off piste, TV Adverts, yes that was it!

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo