Carole Malone

Carole Malone

This fat, self-inflated windbag, who has no interest in anyone else’s opinion but her own, seems to be infecting my tv screen all to often.
A ‘columnist’ for some shitty tabloid rag; who the hell this self-important rug muncher is, and why anyone would have the slightest fucking interest in her opinion on any subject, is quite simply, baffling.
I’d put her on board the same moth eaten boat as Schofield, Willoughby, ‘Mrs’ Brown, Claire Balding, Sue Barker, Alan Carr and all the other useless cunts (who’s names for the moment elude me) – sail it into the Atlantic with a Khazakstan flag, and let the Russian navy use it for target practice.
What a stain of a cunt she is.

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

21 thoughts on “Carole Malone

  1. Never heard of her but it looks like she is having trouble swallowing.

    Goodbye for now.

  2. They’re all cunts.. Never heard of her tbh.. There’s a simple solutuon to be had.. Turn the TV off, don’t turn in back on again..
    Too many cunts, talking shite about bollox that doesn’t interest me..

  3. No fucking idea who this fucker is or what she does or thinks. I am obviously not watching enough shite tv.

  4. At least she’s not the usual lefty/ snowflake/ remainer type that normally infect al beeb and Sly but a tad annoying never the less.

  5. Carole Malone is a staunch Leaver and an enemy of the PC virtue signalling brigade. Also anti the £14 billion aid budget and HS2, so not all bad….

    • I concur RTC, I don’t watch the Idiot Lantern but as I was walking through the lounge last night I couldn’t help but notice that she was on Sly’s ‘The Pledge’ and getting stuck into the lyinng eff nik lying from Peterborough who was convicted of falsifying info about her speeding charge. The others on the panel, including the shaggable but annoying Michelle Dewberry, reckoned that said eff nick was treated harshly.

      • Yes TS, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t post on here occasionally…

    • Afternoon RTCP
      I’m surprised so many haven’t heard of her it’s not like she’s new, malone has been around for a longtime, writing in low brow rags like the mirror and NOTW…..

  6. I’m fortunate enough to also not have a clue who this bint is. She looks like Nicolas Cage in drag though.

  7. The problem with the ability to garner fame through the widespead use of the internet (I know she was spouting her rubbish in a toilet roll tabloid for years…but the principle still applies) is that some people tend to believe that their level of self importance is of concern to everyone else, regardless of the rubbish that they spew.

    • Apparently she’s got a massive head. Not nearly as big as Jeremy Kyle’s bonce though.

  8. I cannot stand this woman, bloody foghorn gob Geordie.

    She appears on all of the shite shows like bloody ‘Loose Women’, ‘This Morning’ and that twat Matthew Wright’s ‘talk show’ and any other vacuous, dross programme out there.

    They wheel her in when they want a bit of controversy and preferably a verbal punch up between her and some other over opinionated twat.

    Granted, a lot of her thoughts and opinions are actually quite valid. She doesn’t people please when it comes to stuff like immigration and welfare claimants which is admirable in this libtard day and age, but her 100mph mouth just gets right on my wick.

    Plus her hair seems to be getting larger by the minute. It will probably depart from her head soon and hit the road, sick of being attached to that screaming banshee.

    CUNT.

  9. I reckon she would give a fantastic soapy titwank, complete with pearl necklace finish.

    But then again, I am a colossal pervert!

    • I wouldn’t go there but Michele Dewberry looks as if she would give a great blow job.

      • Indeed. And apparently she recently posted a profile on Tinder, presumably seeking some hard dick action!!!

  10. I’ve not been exposed to her but before the boat sets sail i request Willoughby be allowed to live in my shed.

    I don’t have any odd sexual fantasies i want to manifest with her. Promise.

    • Add to the crew
      Owen Jones
      Dominic Grieve
      Anthony Linton Blair
      Anna Soubry
      Chuka Umuna
      Gina Miller
      Vince Cable
      Jeremy Corbin
      I was gonna add Caroline Flint but I’d like to keep her for myself for some community service
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