Mohammed Akunjee

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A peaceful but legal cunting, your Honours for this nasty piece of trash who is the “lawyer” for the family of the 19 year old whore and Jihadist fancier, Shamima Begum. Apparently the little trollop has now dropped her baby (a boy the poor little cunt) and is clearly working to rehabilitate the strumpet. “It’s a boy” says his recent twat:

How could any decent person have sympathy for this girl and her rancid family, even if being paid for legal services.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

77 thoughts on “Mohammed Akunjee”

  2. This anti British cunt has a mouth which I sincerely hope will cause his hospitalisation.
    Apart from representing the world’s shit, a short search on the web reveals that he blamed British authorities for the treason of the whores concerned. Not only that, he has gone on record suggesting that no Muslims should cooperate with police.
    Well that suits me down to the ground. Police and the legal system in general should take no further notice of this goat fucking twat, in particular if it turns nasty, and he thinks he needs police protection at any point.

  3. It’s the dear little bay-bee that will do the trick. Emotion over reason, ‘human-interest’ filler for the blatts, cute pics and we’ll buy your life story, darling… I despaired a long time ago, but I’m doing some extra despairing at that.

    Just say no.

  4. Shamima Begum has said that despite the disgusting, squalid, stinking third world conditions, she still wants to return to Bethnal Green….

  5. I am not sure where this cunt gets the idea that there is a moral duty to bring shitty begum back to the UK. Why?
    It appears that having a baby somehow gives this cunt a ‘legitimate’ right to be helped to return.

    Well Fuck off, and this lawyer can fuck off, its no wonder people are moving to the so called far right, there will be a huge bill to tax payers for this cunt and any other peacful cunt who comes back to the UK

    Weak is the word i would use to describe the UK, not strong enough on crime, not hard enough on radical preachers of Islam and no tough enough on fighting terrorists

    Fucking peacefuls,all off them, are just a blot on the UK landscape.

  6. I think on this I might have a little experience.
    I fought for a Croatia against Yugoslavia in 1991 before Croatia was internationally recognised, so before recognition I was a defacto terrorist/guerilla but legitimised by the recognition of Iceland and the others that followed.
    Why did I go, well like the others, watching a superpower wipe out civilians is not pleasant, whilst I was there I kept my nose clean as did the others, I also made sure I was not overly upsetting my homeland and on return I was also called in for a chat (as were everyone else as far as I know).
    However the person in question watched beheadings, executions ect and thought, I would like to be part if that, she also watched the threats made by them to the west and thought, I would like to be part of that, and she was.
    Well its all gone south now, the criminal state has gone, most of the butchers dead, the idea lives on though.
    She is without doubt a very dangerous and warped individual and should, god forbid she be allowed to return to the UK she should receive asylum in the women’s wing of Broadmoor.
    I see no part for her in the UK, nor can I understand anyone campaigning for her return or attempting to justify her actions.

  7. Akunjee posts as ‘Mohammed’ but may be more generally known by his second name, Tasnime. A couple of sources mention that he works for a (one-man) firm based in Mayfair, Farook Bajwa. Who isn’t too scrupulous –

    https://www.legalfutures.co.uk/latest-news/solicitor-fined-by-sra-for-over-claiming-from-legal-aid-fund

    and claimed in the course of that to have little experience of criminal defence work – very much Akunjee’s field according to the latter’s website. That website lists a number of cases in which Akunjee has acted. Quite successfully, from the alleged criminals’ POV.

    http://www.tasnimeakunjee.com/cases/criminal-cases/

    Something of a connoisseur cunt’s cunt, I think. Well cunted.

    • A chicken dinner of a cunting, WC, and your due diligence is appreciated, varanus maximus.
      Tasnime an apex predator in pursuit of a different quarry, and a connoisseur indeed.

  8. He might be dressed in a three-piece Toad of Toad Hall tweed with matching waistcoat tailor-made from Savile Row but he still looks like what he is: polished turd in a suit. The rancorous enemy are within.

    • Very dapper. The body looks compact as well. The mischievous face. He’d make a good Toad.

  9. I say let her back in to the UK.
    No need for any grubby lawyers raking in any money.
    She can join the queue for medical treatment like the rest of us.
    She can forget about any special protection as she is a free citizen of our country. She can forget about a new identity because she doesn’t merit one.
    She can forget about tv interviews or book deals – as that would be the only cost of her re-entry
    She will be free to come and go as she pleases – just like the rest of us
    We all know that there are some real nasty people out there who may wish harm to others. She opened her legs to a few of them.
    But bring her back, so she can spend her time looking over her shoulder and worrying about her kid, just so she can experience how that feels, just like the rest of us do.
    And hopefully one day some aspiring Architect might do the decent thing and turn her kid into an orphan. But still the son of a cunt though

  10. Exactly, SOI. Why this jumped up little prick, who clearly has difficulty in cultivating a moustache, believes we have any kind of “duty”, legal or otherwise, to bring this buck-toothed Freddie Mercury drag act back to the UK is beyond me.

    It’s all about choices. She is now an adult, but she went to Syria of her own free will. If she wants to return to the UK then legally she can, although I wish she would stay the fuck away in goatshag land. If she does return then she will likely be arrested, tried and the baby Jihadist-in-waiting removed from her.

    The cunt now has no support now the goatshaggers in Syria have been rounded up. Syria is not universally known for its munificent benefits system. I suppose now she needs another tit to suckle from – Hackney Council will welcome her with open arms and shower her with benefits and a nice two bed flat.

    We need this piece of excrement on these shores like a goldfish needs a Harley Davidson.

  11. He is a lawyer and lawyers will grasp any grubby opportunity to make money.
    Also, if he is a practicing peaceful there is nothing that ISIS does or stands for that isn’t in their holy book. No surprises really.

  12. Sorry, Tower Hamlets Cuntcil, not Hackney Cuntcil. Easy mistake.

    Both purveyors of housing association accommodation for a certain demographic who emit very nasty odours.

  14. This Cunt bangs on about her “innocent child”….rather like those maimed and killed in the Manchester bombing that she thinks was justified retribution then. Her child “matters”….Kuffars’ children do not,apparently. How the Fuck anyone can make a case for the return of some bitch who,at the very least,provided aid and succor to a bunch of murdering savages is beyond me.

    Fuck her and Fuck her whelp.

    • Her cunt needs to be filled with cement so she doesn’t drop any more bastards from that stinking hole.

  15. I would take DNA samples from the bitch and her brat, to confirm parenthood, as I find it too coincidental that she drops a sprog right after she’s been ‘ discovered ‘ .
    It smells fishier than a fuck up on a Fleetwood Trawler.
    As for the subject of this excellent cunting, him and his ilk are a menace to our culture and way of life.
    Send in the drones.
    Good afternoon.

  16. Zero tolerance—- said it before and will say it continuously until we get it. Unless people get behind this with the zeal of a bat shit mental religion ( so we know it can be done) we are all fucked.

    Good day .

    • Swap ‘extremist’ for ‘just following the religion properly’.

      By the time everyone actually gets that, it’ll be far too late, sadly.

  19. Karl Lagerfeld, anyone?
    I still have a bottle of the late mincer’s pungent aftershave from the Eighties, I’d you’re interested Mince Pie?

      • Apologies, kravdarth. If you are indeed the Mincer-in-chief and the Jacob’s Cream Cracker (when I was at school, I seem to recall the biscuit of choice was Digestive™), I suppose you should have first dibs.
        I’ve just checked, and I still have it, although it is now slightly cloudy, and “below shoulder”, to use wine ullage jargon.

    • Afternoon CS – in case MPG passes on the aftershave, I don’t want it either, thank you. Suggest you try DF.

      • You’re pretty avaricious, I trow, RTC, though you would have been welcome to it.
        I doubt even Mr Fiddler would be interested, given the excessive “beeswing” extend the ontological metaphor.

      • And my Karl Lagerfeld aftershave would probably exacerbate your barber’s rash, Mr Fiddler. I fear it may be contaminated, possibly with A-234 novichok, like the Salisbury Nina Ricci, and it will need to be “responsibly” disposed of.
        Perhaps Mr Akuntjee would like it, to match his retro tailoring.

      • A man who drank gallons of port
        got through more pairs of pants than he ought
        growling:
        “This towelling my bowelling keeps fouling
        is useless when I get caught short.”

        Translated (reluctantly) from the French by Jean-Clod Druncker.

      • This isn’t an exclusively gay venue, is it? Is my gaydar in need of alignment?
        Worried now.
        Caughtspedding aka Dick Emery

      • We’ve got Dick Fiddler, Ruff Tuff Cream Puff, Mince Pie Guy, Kravdarth, Bent Denis… It doesn’t look good, does it? Or perhaps my old Lagerfeld aftershave possesses (that’s a lot of s’s!) the magical power, after all these years, to attract Sapphic types?

      • There are 3 or 4 shameless self-confessed members of The Gay community on here. There are also several other regular Posters about whom I harbour deep suspicions…..

      • Quite so – one of them suffers from dissociative identity disorder (DID), previously known as multiple personality disorder.

        Not sure if they’re aware of who they are though.

      • Thanks for the “heads-up” Messrs Puff and Fiddler. It would be an overstatement to aver my mind now at ease.

  20. Hang her and be done with it the inbred, terrorist cunt. The lawyer should have his neck stretched too

  23. She’s illegally occupied Syrian territory, hand her over to the Syrians and let them try her under their laws for crimes committed in their country.

    Seems fairest all round to me.

    • Very true, the crimes were committed in Syria, only fair that the Syrians get the chance to have her stoned or whatever barbaric methods they have to sort out these terrorist cunts.

  24. I agree with Mr Acuntjee. She should be allowed to return to the UK. On one condition .She has a tattoo. On her forehead. Says ” MY NAME IS SHAMIMA BEGUM.

  25. This government, and all previous ones for that matter, has shown that unless there is an election of any description in the offing the general population can just fuck off. This appropriately coloured sack of shit did just that. She can stay fucked off. If this lawyer has any problems with that then he can go and meet her and discuss it over there. Oh, and he can pay for it his-fucking-self.

  26. Commissioner Strapon has just annouced that any cunt returning from Syria will be “met by officers.”
    Wow! I can sleep easy now knowing that Strapon of the Yard is on the case.

  28. Attention seeking wanna be terrorist supporting cunt, just goes to show lawyers are cunts and don’t care if they support right or wrong, and this piece of shit should be kicked out of the Uk for trying to bring this Shamishitta whore back….

  29. This repulsive little maggot was on tv this morning sitting smugly and looking proud to represent the family of rats wanting us mugs to repatriate that smelly slag and her Bastard sprog, I’ve been daydreaming, imagining what torture Methods i would enjoy administering to this shit coloured cunt, I settled on shin splitters, eye gouging ending with a frenzied hammer attack, cheered myself right up.!!

    • Much too quick a death Bosshog. The cangue. Starves to death while shitting and pissing his tweeds. Chained to the market cross of course.

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