Dead Pool [121]

Posted on January 19, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 120 by picking the immimitable Windsor Davis. She was 88. Into the oven he goes and it ain’t half hot!

On to Deadpool 121

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [121]”

Dioclese on January 19, 2019 at 4:12 pm said:

Betty White
Vera Lynn
Dick Van Dyke
Philip Duke of Edinburgh
Olivia de Haviland

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Pedantic Cunt on January 19, 2019 at 4:13 pm said:

Herman Wouk
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
Kirk Douglas

0
J R Cuntley on January 19, 2019 at 4:13 pm said:

Prince Philip
Hillary Clinton
Richard Wilson
Ian St John
Cloris Leachman

0
- J R Cuntley on January 19, 2019 at 4:15 pm said:
  
  Philip bagged…
  I’ll have Jack Nicholson…
  
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Jack The Cunter on January 19, 2019 at 4:15 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
Frank Field
John Astin

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ChasCmusic on January 19, 2019 at 4:16 pm said:

Ronnie Wood
Joni Mitchell
Dick Van Dyke
Olivia Newton-John
Wilko johnson

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Liberal Liquidator on January 19, 2019 at 4:16 pm said:

Eileen Ash
Raul Castro
Annie Glenn
Anne Buydens
Thelma Barlow

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'Er Indoors on January 19, 2019 at 4:17 pm said:

Doris Day
Bob Dole
Roberta McCain
Leslie Philips
Bill Turnbull

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Freddie the Frog on January 19, 2019 at 4:18 pm said:

Clive James
Pearl Carr
Doris Day
Mel Brooks
Scumbag Heseltine

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- Freddie the Frog on January 19, 2019 at 4:43 pm said:
  
  Fuck , Doris kidnapped again.
  
  Pete Murray
  
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Jack The Cunter on January 19, 2019 at 4:22 pm said:

Herman Wouk filched again !
Bastard tea leaves.
At least Stanley’s back in the folder.
Come on Stanley, now’s your time !

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The Sheriff of Cuntingham on January 19, 2019 at 4:24 pm said:

Angela Lansbury
Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
Bob Barker
Gary Glitter
James Earl Jones

Been a while since the last one decided to peg it selfish cunts . See alot of new faces here .

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Jack The Cunter on January 19, 2019 at 4:25 pm said:

Fold, fucking predictive text.

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Rebel without a Cunt! on January 19, 2019 at 4:28 pm said:

Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfell
Norman Tebbitt
Pam “fucking” Ayres!

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Gunner Sugden on January 19, 2019 at 4:34 pm said:

RIP WIndsor Davies, and also RIP the time when we could take the piss out of Officers, Foreigners, Pooftahs and ourselves without batting an eye lid.

Lah-di-dah Gunner Graham and I will miss the old bastard terribly.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/windsor-davies-death-obituary-it-aint-half-hot-mum-never-the-twain-age-a8736136.html

Gunner ‘Lofty’ Sugden

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Black and White cunt on January 19, 2019 at 4:37 pm said:

Gordon Banks
Murray Walker
David Hedison
Edward Seaga
David Van Day

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Cunts n Roses on January 19, 2019 at 4:42 pm said:

Manchester United
Brett Favre
Dogs
Queen, preferably with Adam Lambert
Harry Kane

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- Freddie the Frog on January 19, 2019 at 4:47 pm said:
  
  Brett Favre ? What’s he done to you?
  
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  - Gingers Balsac on January 19, 2019 at 7:38 pm said:
    
    Colin Kaepernick would be a better choice, hate that fucking hair bear cunt
    
    1
  - Cunts n Roses on January 19, 2019 at 9:19 pm said:
    
    I hate Green Bay almost as much as Tottenham, just not quite.
    
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  - Freddie the Frog on January 20, 2019 at 12:59 am said:
    
    Fair enough but he’s only about 50.
    Surely the evil hoodie, Bill Bellicheat, would have a better choice?
    
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  - George W Bamboo on January 21, 2019 at 6:46 pm said:
    
    Or Manchester United you Cunt
    
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Shackledragger cunt on January 19, 2019 at 4:45 pm said:

Rolf Harris
Bert Newton
Bob Hawke
Kamal
Donald Rumsfeld

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King Cunt on January 19, 2019 at 4:46 pm said:

Jimmy Carter
Bob Hawke
Donald Sutherland
Jerry Stiller
Joan Collins

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Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 19, 2019 at 4:47 pm said:

Jack Charlton
David Prowse
Ken Kercheval
Arlene Golonka
Janet Fookes

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King Cunt on January 19, 2019 at 4:48 pm said:

Robert Mc Cain over Bob Hawke. Hope the cunt stays on considering Ive had his back for over year

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- King Cunt on January 19, 2019 at 5:02 pm said:
  
  Sorry that would be Roberta not Robert
  
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HBelindaHubbard on January 19, 2019 at 5:09 pm said:

Camilla Parker-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Danny Dyer
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim (podium attendant)

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Captain Magnanimous on January 19, 2019 at 5:10 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe

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Duke of Cuntshire on January 19, 2019 at 5:20 pm said:

Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
James Randi
George “Johnny” Johnson
Virginia McKenna

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Dick Fiddler on January 19, 2019 at 5:28 pm said:

Linda Nolan
Giovanna Ralli
Bamber Gascoine
Muriel Pavlow
Bill Cosby

Good Shot,Lord Biryani

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 23, 2019 at 8:10 am said:
  
  Muriel Pavlow dead.Well played dick fiddler.
  
  1
Sir Limply Stoke on January 19, 2019 at 5:45 pm said:

Vanessa Redgrave
Giscard d’Estaing
Roy Hattersley
Tony Bennett
Nicholas Parsons

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Mr Bastard on January 19, 2019 at 5:51 pm said:

John Carpenter
Dennis Waterman
Al Leong
Hal Holbrook
Derren Nesbitt

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Gutstick Japseye on January 19, 2019 at 6:13 pm said:

Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
Levi Belfield
Rose West
David Berkowitz

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Sgt Maj Cunt on January 19, 2019 at 6:43 pm said:

Another sad loss. It ain’t half hot Mum was great comedy, the likes of which we’ll never see again. Anybody remember the name of the war film he was in? He was good in a straight role too. There’s my lovely boy.

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- BastardWellBastard on January 19, 2019 at 7:50 pm said:
  
  Carry on Britain?
  
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Mince pie guy on January 19, 2019 at 6:48 pm said:

Ian McKellen
Richard Chamberlain
Derick Jacobi
George takei
Boy George

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CuntyMcCuntface on January 19, 2019 at 7:02 pm said:

Betty Boothroyd
Kenneth Cope
Ray Rearden
Jackie Stallone
Kenny Rogers

Good shot LB.

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BastardWellBastard on January 19, 2019 at 7:54 pm said:

Petula Clarke
Ray Kennedy
Melvyn Hayes
Bernard Cribbins
Julie Goodyear

Pity,another character from my youth gone

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