Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 120 by picking the immimitable Windsor Davis. She was 88. Into the oven he goes and it ain’t half hot!
On to Deadpool 121
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies
Colin Kaepernick
Roger Waters
Stormzy
Hal Holbrook
Jerry Stiller
0
Tippy Hedren
Farah Pahlavi
Sophia Loren
Beatrix of the NL
Empress Michiko
0
Oops Hal Holbrook gone
0
I will have Pierre Cardin instead
0
Oh fuck I am a cunt, Jerry Stiller gone. I am going for a lie down
0
Pierre Cardin….gone….wish I would pay attention.
Perhaps I need a cunting for being a cunt……
0
Dave Lee Travis
Ben Dover
Keith Richards
Stephen Fry
Trevor McDonald
0
Niki Lauda
Narendra Modi
Rahul Gandhi
Christopher Plummer
Tony Bennett
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Dominic Grieve
Tony Blair
Sadiq Khan
Angela Merkel
Theresa May
3
Jan Michael Vincent
Morris Perry
Jet Black (Stranglers)
Geoffrey Bootface Palmer
David Soul
Now hands off my fucking noms!
0
Fucking loved It Ain’t Halt Hot Mum and Sgt Major Shut Up….
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Pete Murray
Eileen Derbyshire
0
Two of my regulars nicked. Bugger.
Nancy Pelosi
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Lily Allen
Druncker
June Brown
0
Patricia Routledge (tip from a family friend)
Lenny Henry
Freddie Star
Pat Jennings
Martin O Niel
0
Wouldn’t have disclosed that about Patricia Routledge as someone will surely pinch that from you next time around.
1
George Takei (sulu)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
John McCririck
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
0
Gerald Harper
Petula Clark
Pearl Carr
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
0
Paul McCartney
Honor Blackman
John McCririck
Cliff Richard
John Major
1
Swap John McCririck for that horrible Labour Twat
Owen Jones
0
Frank Williams ( Vicar in Dads Army)
Michael Lindsay Hogg ( Film Director famous for filming the Beatles on the roof)
Billy McNeill ( Former Celtic Captain and first Briton to lift the European Cup)
Henry Kissinger
Tommy Docherty
0
Change Martin Peters for Docherty.
0
Freddie Flintoff & Paddy McGuinness (BOGOF)
Guy Martin
Parky
Andy Murray
Jimmy Tarbuck
0
Pope Francis
George Lucas
Rick Wakeman
Sheldon Adeleson
Ginger Baker
0
Pavlow dead.
0
Sir Bobby Charlton
Gazza
Mel B
Nobby Stiles
Jimmy Greaves
0