Holly Smith:
A baby shower Mothercare cuntin please for this obese whore, and her *fiance* who looks like a raving poofter of the first order, for taking up spaces (and air) on buses for their prams for their three *babies* who happen to be plastic dolls:
‘Mum’ of three lifelike dolls says she argues with parents over pram spaces
Why isn’t this pair of freeloading wankers locked up in padded cells?. Her excuse is that she had a miscarriage – when she was 13 or 14 and these lumps of plastic give her comfort.
If she is not insane, or her fancy nancy *fiance* isn’t why isn’t the job centre making her get up off her fat rancid arse and make her look for work, and why isn’t he training to be a ladies hairdresser, a ballet dancer or Peter Mangledbum’s houseboy?
Why do we indulge motherfuckers like this? Words fail me, except for the word CUNT.
Nominated by W.C. Boggs
Render the thing down and make candles.
We’ll need them when the lights go out due to Brexit.
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Just gas this certifiable fat cunt…
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Any day now thee will be a pressure group howling down mothers with prams and screeching for the rights of this fucking creature.
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If she wasn’t such a fat cunt there’d be room on the bus for everyone, also she might be able to have real children if there was room in her squashed up, fat choked womb. She looks like one of those people who says, I have no idea why I can’t have children, whilst she smokes 20 a day, drinks double vodkas and eats kebabs for breakfast. All I can say is, thank fuck she can’t have real kids.
I bet her husband has to fight the dog for leftovers from dinner.
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What a pair of free loading, the hills have eyes, been left behind on the evolution of the species couple of cunts these inbreds are.
Fuck me, the baby probably killed itself once it sensed what it was going to be born too.
It is an insult to us that bat for the other side to compare that rancid runt to our kind.
And as for the fat Ming mong, why in the hell did we close the old fashioned mental hospitals, when the likes of her could do with a front lobotomy or an half an hour a day session of electric shock treatment.
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You know, reading the article I didn’t feel angry, or indignant, or anything like that – I just felt sad. I mean, as much as she may be a freeloader she’s clearly been scarred by that event and is in obvious need of help. Here’s hoping she gets it.
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You know what we do to dissidents, OC. Errr…nothing. In fact, if she argues with real-world prampushers, fair play to her. Espacially those two-abreast juggernauts favoured by the chaverati.
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Hopefully harmless, proving once again care in the community failed dismally. Yeah, makes me sad as well.
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Presumably the lazy,fat,sponging,self-indulgent sow must no longer to be able to have children naturally after suffering a miscarriage as a child…..Good. She looks just the kind to breed those rat-faced,pasty brats that end up as drug-addicts and/or in prison. Given free rein this feckless bitch would have churned out a tribe of them,all “raised” on benefits. Presumably even the Social Services must have realised that this tub of lard and her “well-known at the local “Teach Your Tot To Swim” boyfriend are unsuitable to foster real children….lessons learned,for once,presumably.
It’s a great shame that more of this class of person couldn’t be persuaded to agree to sterilization and given dolls to raise instead…perhaps if they were promised free Greggs pasties and a lottery ticket that would encourage them to stop breeding like rats. These kind of people,and their children,will never be productive members of society. They are leeches who beget leeches,and in an already over-populated World,the best thing would be if we could “breed” these kind of people out of existence…permanently jobless,health-issues,on the spectrum,dishonest,idle,stupid oxygen-thieves.
Someone should chuck her toys to the hounds,kick her in the Cunt and tell her to fucking loose some fucking weight,get a job and damn well contribute something positive to Society before she catches her boyfriend trying to inject a bit of life into one of her dolls.
Fuck Off.
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Someone should take that puppy in the photo off them too before she eats it or her boyfriend loses it in the local Park and has to enlist some local children to help him search in the undergrowth.
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Didn’t notice those poor,unfortunate creatures, Cuntflap…I wonder if they’ve got a Gay lodger? the hamsters are probably his.
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The Poof probably uses the exercise-bike as some kind of propulsion system to fire the hamster out of a home-made cannon straight up his hoop.
It’s a fucking disgrace.
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Calm down Herr Fiddler, you will do yourself a mischief.
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That’s pretty much the first thing that occurred to me too!
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That raised a throaty chuckle Dick.
🙂
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@Krav.
Good Evening, Sir Philip.
Still on the yacht? Never mind,those pesky BHS pensioners’ll have probably died of old age before the regulator manages to get any of the money back.
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Notice how the poor pup in the picture looks like he is seeking the nearest exit. Dogs are intelligent and even he/she must be thinking ‘what the actual fuck?’ when she is fannying around with those Chucky dolls.
Sorry, but taking up space on the bus with her doll laden pram? If that shite happened in my presence, that doll would be lobbed out of the fucking window and be stuck to some traumatised motorists mudflaps, swiftly followed by the pram and ‘Mummy’.
She doesn’t need the comfort of a lump of plastic (and I’m not talking about the fiancee here) she needs fucking counselling and should have had it years ago. Maybe if she also got off of her lard arse and got a job, it would give her some semblance of normality and mental distraction from her ‘trauma’.
Bloody ‘ell, you think you’ve seen it all and then you realise you really have not!
BABYMAMA CUNTERY!
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What a fuckin pair of freakish cunts! Slipknot summed these 2 up perfectly People = Shit ,how very apt! CUNTS
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Sebastian in Brideshead walks around with his teddy bear. He’s a ‘pompous old bear’ but at other times ‘far too modern’. It has been said that it was based on Betjeman at Oxford. His teddy bear was called ‘Archiebald Ormsby-Gore’. I wonder of there are any literary cunters on here who have a beloved teddy bear? Mr Fiddler?
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When I was about two my mother spent hours lovingly making me a teddy bear (you couldn’t get them in the early 1950s unless you had shed loads of cash) and to my eternal shame (and no doubt damnation) I spent the subsequent decade or so punching it hard in the face and kicking it around the house.
I still have what’s left of it today – a desperately sorry sight – cannot begin to imagine what went through my mother’s mind at the time…
Needless to say I had anger issues and once ‘accidentally’ tried to kill my brother.
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A Teddy Bear? Fuck no. My Father considered Action Men toys unhealthy…”Dollies for young boys”…..I can’t imagine what his reaction would have been faced with a boy nursing some stuffed toy.
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I bet you were spoilt rotten Dick. How many strokes of the cane did you receive every week? If the answer is less than twelve, then you were spoilt rotten. As was my brother. In fact everyone who was born after 1959 was spoilt rotten imho.
Good evening. 🙂
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Your right WC , They should be in a padded cell, wearing jackets that fasten at the back. Just like that 60 year old Dutch Cunt that wanted to be 40 years old again.
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A slight deviation but still on the topics of waste of space cunts.
Some little shit has been knocked of a moped by a squad car in the ramming tactic…. little cunt has head injuries because he wasn’t wearing a helmet…. his fault
But the copper may now get done for actual or grievious bodily harm….. Fuck he should get medal and pay rise.
Sadly the little cunt is ok and has been discharged from hospital.
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It’s been claimed that this ram tactic has reduced moped crime. I would like to suggest a way to reduce it further. First knock them off their bikes into the road, then drive over them, then reverse back over them again to make sure. I am confident this would have the desired effect.
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What a sexy couple.
The sheer look of terror in that dogs eyes. It’s seen that beanpole desperately trying to ram the hambeast for sure. Neighbours hear *ruff!* all the time but they can’t be sure if it’s the dog or beanpole muttering it.
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This is beyond the fucking pale. A beached whale and her poofy looking fella with three dolls?
How did we win the war and,what was the fucking point?
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Bet their “house” smells of digestive biscuits, farts and thrush
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This is what happens when there are no more lunatic asylums, just care in the community bollocks. And, the reason I would rather crawl than catch a bus. I’m surprised looking at these fine specimens that they don’t have a motobility car, as both clearly qualify. Some people are just a drain on humanity, from the second that spunk hits egg.
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If the dog rips apart one of the dolls will they have a funeral…….paid for by the Social obviously?
Will “mother” be given “counselling” to cope with her loss? Will the dog be put down as a danger to humans?
Am I really living in the real world? Is it really the 21st century?
So many questions.
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Why is it that “Big Boned” lasses like this always seem to have dweeb fellas whose athletic physique wouldn’t cover Kelly’s eye?
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Yeah, it is very weird how a lot of these rotund ladies have a stick insect for a boyfriend.
Mind you, looking on the practical side at least if the food bank runs empty she could always cook him up (not much meat on the bone, but better than nowt)
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Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both, you see
They licked the platter clean.
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So that’s what became of Walter the Softy from “The Beano”
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The only positive I got from the story is that this pair of dodgy looking cunts can’t procreate. She looks like Baby P’s mum and her “fiancé” looks like a young Sid Little, any kids they had would be fuckin horrendous
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