Dead Pool [118]

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Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who has won the Dead Pool by picking the 41st President of the United States George HW Bush. He was 94.

On to Deadpool 118

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

52 thoughts on “Dead Pool [118]”

  1. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    Rose West
    Tyson Fury (tonight, with any luck)

    • “Tyson Fury (tonight, with any luck)”

      No!No!No! I love the nutty Gypo,and hope hes around talking funny bollox for many more years.

    • Gah, my Murdoch’s been pilfered again.

      Swapsie the old convict cunt for Diego Maradona.

      • Sorry Captain, but me Herman Wouk keeps getting nicked. If he’s nicked again next time I’ll nick some other cunts cunt, to spread the load.

  3. Bugger bastard bolloxs. All me best originals thieved agin’. Guurtcha cunts.

    Olivia D’Havilland
    Roy Hudd
    Jackie Mason
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Roy Hattersley

  6. Alexey Leonov
    Don Walsh
    James Randi
    George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)
    Virginia McKenna

  8. What the fuck didnt this old cunt die a few months ago…, nevermind i’m mental i was thinking of barbara bush

  10. King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear
    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy
    Nancy Pelosi

    Good shootin’ Tex!

  11. Dickie Davies
    Frank Williams ( Vicar in Dads Army)
    Michael Lindsay Hogg
    Dick Lester
    Michael Aspel

    I would also add free speech and democracy but that would be 7 so my first 5 stand.

  12. Don King
    Terry Jones (hope not)
    Lionel Blair
    Bobby Charlton (hope not)
    William Shatner

  14. Harley Race
    Vince McMahon
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    ‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington
    Pedro Morales

  15. Clint Eastwood
    Kirk Douglas (lucky cunt is somehow 101 years old)
    Paul Gascoigne
    Tekashi 69
    Pete Doherty

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