Just for the sake of balance I would like to cunt complaining about Christmas. Yes, there are certainly things I don’t like about it – the commercialism, the fact it starts earlier every year, the fact it’s been infiltrated by the diversity fascists, and I understand that it’s a very difficult time of year for some people because of mental health problems or family circumstances or tragedy – those people are very much excluded from this cunting – but that stuff aside I enjoy the food and drink, spending time with my family (something I don’t get to do as much now with a demanding part time job and a degree to study for), the look on my brother’s face when the day comes around and he opens his presents (as I’ve mentioned before he’s severely autistic so still has the mental capacities of a toddler), the giving, and receiving gifts which I know my family have thought long and hard about and have got me because it’s something I’ve asked for, something I need, or something I haven’t considered which they know me well enough to know I’ll like. Yes the commercialism and all that is a ballache but it always has been there to an extent, it always will be and if you ignore that and do a DIY Christmas then it’s perfectly possible to enjoy this time of year. Quite frankly, I can’t help but think that shitting on Christmas has in of itself become a bit of a trend and that’s just as irritating as the tendency for some people to go overboard with their love of the season. So lighten up you miserable grinches and enjoy it for what it is. I don’t imagine this one will be popular but if I wanted to be popular I wouldn’t say 95% of the shit I say. ?
Nominated by OpinionatedCunt
Well, maybe I should rename myself ControversialCunt or DivisiveCunt.
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No I understand what you mean – your understanding of your brother and family is true empathy. I have just never been called *trendy* before – I am as trendy as a Russian tractor -:)
Xmas is probably fine if you have a good family, but in my case it just gives me even more time to look at the ugly mug of Mrs. Boggs, and the threat of her equally ghastly sister tomorrow. There is nowhere to go, nowhere to hide at the dampest dullest part of the year.
Mrs B and her sister should take a walk tomorrow to the local dogging site – it might put some of the men off sex for life.
I hope you enjoy your day OC, and that you don’t have three bloody one hour soap operas to watch one after the other on TV tonight. Why can’t the channels get daring and show International Striptease or The Best Of Pornhub after the watershed
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Nah we don’t – my mother watches that crap on her tablet so thankfully we’re not subjected to it.
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You are really lucky OC. An hour of Emmerdale Farm is bad enough but an hour of Coronation Street and an hour of Neverenders.
If I had my time again I’d marry for money.
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Oh, and it’s part of Western tradition as well – one of the few Western traditions that hasn’t yet been eroded by the aforementioned PC diversity fascists. For all the bad things about it it’s important for that reason alone.
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Christmas is ace. I’ve always loved it. This year was great – I cooked our dinner to perfection (if I say so myself). I also discovered the board game ‘Settlers of Catan.’ Fucking brilliant.
If you don’t like something about Christmas, don’t fucking do it. I haven’t been to church in decades, I don’t watch television and I don’t watch the Queens Speech.
FYI, I am well pissed.
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My parents pay the TV licence so i have the chance to watch television here but I don’t really do it aside from watching the occasional film. Kingsman on Film4 last night for example – fucking brilliant.
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That is a effing good movie. Loved it.
Speaking of board games, a guy in the office mentioned one the other day I’d never heard of. Secret Hitler. No really. It exists. Just the name of the game made me piss myself. It needs 6 or more players so the mystery would be a little less intense with just me, Mrs Yank and my cat.
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That’s pretty impressive at this time of day! What’re you on, CMC?
I’ve received fair bit of port this year, so am getting stuck into that, head just starting to swim.
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What a great cunting. Well done. May I wish you and all my fellow cunters an awesome Christmas. I hope you all stay safe, have a peaceful and enjoyable day and above all, keep on the look out for cuntishness and report back here when you can.
May I ask OC, what degree are you studying for?
I just opened my first gift from Mrs Yank. The CD of Movements by Solar Fields. It’s a cunt to get hold of a physical copy, so props to the gal – she’s done well.
Cheers to everyone – enjoy your day.
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History and politics. I know, humanities is a bit cliche but those subjects are the only ones I’m not bang average at and I don’t have the coordination to do anything with my hands. Hoping to do an international relations postgrad to try and expand potential job opportunities out a bit more because what I’m doing at the moment ain’t gonna get me squat. Had I got my dad’s talent for software engineering I would probably work where he works instead but unfortunately I don’t.
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OC – Thanks for the reply, mate. History & politics. Sounds like a lot of reading. I’d be crap at that because I read so slowly – always have. It’s annoying. Good for you bettering yourself and thinking ahead. It’s always nice to learn a little more about the folks who frequent these fine pages. Good luck with your studies. Cheers – IY.
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I am half pissed on a Rioja reserve. Christmas is ace.
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Nice. Looking forward to attacking a bottle of my fave sauv blanc later on. Get in!
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Now, i’ve been fed and am on the way to being legless I can fucking say what I fucking want.
If it was down to blokes it would just be 2 days of eating and rolling around pissed. There would be no presents, decorations, trees , fucking pointless fucking Xmas cards and all that goodwill bollocks. It’s only women and poofs that keep that shit going. When some Japanese smartarse finally perfects the sex robot women are going to be in big fucking trouble, trust me. They will be paying us big money for a thimbleful of spunk to inject up their fannies.
Of course I understand the point of view of young cunts like Opinionated Cunt. One day he’ll be telling his grandchildren about Xmas PC ( pre-Caliphate) That’s if they haven’t cut his Infidel unbeliever throat by then.
I will be long gone so fuck him, fuck Xmas and fuck the fucking BBC.
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Tone it down a bit. Being drunk doesn’t give you license to be an asshole.
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My apologies Mrs Whitehouse.
It’s ARSEHOLE by the way.
I’m not a fucking Yank.
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Why Mr. Frog, you’re incorrigible.
Bravo !
Good afternoon.
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You’re verging dangerously close to cunting the cunters territory and that’s after you basically cunted GeeDee on his own post – which you’re lucky you weren’t banned for as it is. Calm yorself down or I might be forced to give you the boot as that isn’t the first time you’ve gone after a cunter recently. Course, I don’t want to but you just need to calm yourself down a little.
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OK, looking back at the initial comment it’s clear I misread it and overreacted thanks in no small part to having had a fair amount of alcohol myself. Apologies Freddie.
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No one likes a tin Jesus, especially a precious one.
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Read my addendum Shackledragger – I simply misinterpreted the post and thought it was cunting another cunter when it wasn’t.
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And here’s a good spot for a joke.
Old lady: give me a pound of pissoles.
Butcher: madam, I think what you want starts with ‘R’.
Old lady: silly me. Give me a pound of arseholes!
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Hardly the first website where I have had my arse kicked down the road.
I won’t bother you again. xx
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See my addendum. I explained that I simply misread and misinterpreted the post. Wasn’t trying to be a cunt.
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Fair bump, play on.
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Please don’t go Freddie. You’re always the first post in a morning and invariably the funniest. Great energy and anger. Gives me a boost. I still laugh at ‘I’d like to take a chain-saw to her scraggy neck’ about Mrs May. No slight on Admin.
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Agree, it would be sad to see him leave. If that’s the fallout from all this then I feel very, very bad about causing it.
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Come back FTF !!
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I am of the chosen tribe, and today I was working with a devout witness (Jehovah) We bit agreed that the UK is a Christian country whose monarch,our beloved queen, is the head of the Church of England.
We are a tolerant,liberal parliamentary democracy.We have some of the finest armed forces in the world. Our legal system is the envy of every civilised country. We have an advanced economy and are about to leave the EU.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
And merry Christmas to my old sparring partner,Herr Fiddler: Let the cunting continue!
RULE BRITANNIA!
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