The McCanns

Gerry and whatshername’s piggy bank must be running low again, as daddy has been given several interviews. Here’s one.

I don’t think this self righteous pair can be cunted enough. They lost their daughter because they were too bloody mean to pay a baby sitter, and chose to *entertain* their friends away from their rooms. Mrs. McCann always has that sniffy look on her face as if Peter Mangledbum had just farted in her face.

Thanks to the fact that this pair of wankers are doctors they never faced consequences for leaving the little girl and a pair of babies alone. Had an *ordinary* factory worker or supermarket checkout operator left their children they would have found themselves in court.

Millions of pounds of public money and the resources of Scotland Yard have been thrown away, and still this self-regarding entitled motherfuckers feel we should pay more for their mistakes.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

65 thoughts on “The McCanns

  1. This never looked like an opportunist crime. Somebody, local, observed a pattern of behaviour and took the kid. The parents must bear a lot of guilt from their actions but it should never have been unsolvable. Somebody local knows but the police don’t seem to be up to it.
    My feelings for the MCanns are mixed. I don’t blame them for using their articulacy and profile. Just think a bit more introspection should be shown.

  2. When they answer the local polices 49 questions instead of saying ‘no comment’ to them all then i might start to believe that they had nothing to do with Maddies disapearance.

  3. No time for this pair at all really.
    Just wish that somebody somewhere could find out what happened to the poor kid, and get those responsible.

  4. Sorry to all those who may think me heartless for thinking that spend nearly £12m of taxpayers money (and to consider spending even more) is totally unjustifiable.

    Irrespective of the blaming by both British and Portuguese police of each others investigations post 2007, the trail went cold many, many years ago and if they have not found her by now, I rather suspect they never will.

    Appreciate that everyone enjoys a jolly, but enough is enough.

  5. I can’t cunt the McCannes for not giving up. I would never give up looking for my child.
    But I can cunt the McCannes for their stupidity in leaving young children in that way unattended. If they are suffering, then tough, so they fucking should be. If that child is alive ( and I doubt she is ) and she is found. I want to hear these cunts tell Maddie ” Mummy and Daddy just went to a little party because basically darling were a pair of selfish cunts”

  6. An unalloyed, clear-cut case of White Privilege.

    How many missing individual black /brown /yellow kids have the cops pissed £12 million down the shitter pretending to look for?

    • Yup,
      Could always ask that nosey little Essex cunt Stacy Dooley. I’m sure fire that little grief absorbing conscience of the white man would know. We have little cunts like her to make sure our morals are always battered for falling out of a white minge instead of some blambo cunt in a mud hut. Would love to read of her being nabbed on assignment and found 3 days later with a freshly reamed 3rd hole that wasn’t there before.

  7. I subscribe to the theory that they (accidentally) totalled the kid with a sedative and have been living in fear ever since. The body will be some distance away, as will the spades.

    • My theory too, Komodo. There was no sign whatsoever of a break in at their apartment. There are far too many unanswered questions; according to the Portugese police, DNA (from Maddie’s blood) was found in the McCann’s hire car.

      Could someone really break into their apartment and take the child without an upset. Four year olds have stranger awareness so there would likely to have been screaming and kicking. Unless of course the intruder drugged her first and then carried her out. That would have been a huge risk if the kid was awake.

      None of this really stacks up as a credible alibi IMHO.

    • Always been my theory…

      If you’re a couple of medics, and you can’t “sedate” your kid with Calpol without killing it, it doesn’t look too good on the CV.

      And it may well be that there were indeed some diddlers around, who might have appreciated a bite of savilian practice.

  8. They are still trying to be in the public spotlight for many numerous possible reasons, but not for Maddie. She is gone.

    I lean towards guilt, they know what happened to her. They are smart people but too ego driven to see how staying in the public light is ridiculous now.

  9. I don’t think it was them who did it but they were fucking stupid to leave their kids alone like that.

  10. Maybe little Madeline is now happily married to Ben Needham?
    Jesus what a fucking cunt I am.I always think of bollox like that no matter how sad or terrible something is.I am a good for nothing cunt who should be plastered on the wall of cunts.Cunt cunt cunt

    • I’ve seen them both, shacked up together, selling buttons out of the back of a gypsy caravan outside of oristano, Sardinia.

  11. As umpteen others have said if they’d both been working on the till at Poundland their other kids would have been removed before you could say satanic abuse and they’d both be banged up. NHS medics, combined salary easy half a million, and they’re so fucking selfish they can’t chuck 30 quid at a local schoolgirl to babysit. A kid is dead, and the murderer is to blame. The McCanns are still cunts. Oh, and they’re patently obviously lying about something. Dunno what, but they are.

  12. “Father Gerry says he cries as he dreams of finding missing daughter.”

    Come on Gerry, isn’t it time, hmmm?

    Anaesthesiologists: remind me what they do again? Hmmm.

    Both Daktaris and therefore have access to things with really procrastinated Latin names. Hmmm.

    I’m also in agreement with the sentiment that if the parents had by working class or Kyle scum then they would’ve been pilloried in the press, had their other kids taken off them by Social Services and would probably have had to answer to plod.

    I was in the Algarve with my family when this incident happened (with my 4 and 8yr old kids – at the time).

    Initially, like most people, I thought “Poor buggers. They must be frantic!” but more and more – as the details were revealed – the less sympathy I had for them.

    If the kid was taken from an adjoining room then you can’t argue with that.

    You could forgive them somewhat if they’d been in the actual hotel dining room.

    But they weren’t. They were round the corner in completely separate bar/restaurant leaving the kids on their own. And my sympathies evaporated at that point.

    Then we discover that they’re Daktaris and all I’m left with is… hmmm.

    Besides they strike me as the type of cunt who go for a blow out meal but give their kids fries (batatas fritas) and turkey swizzlers!

    For me it’s time (Gerry/Kate), isn’t it? Hmmm?

    Cunts!

  13. £12 million and counting. Perhaps the failure to prosecute for child abandonment or neglect tells us more about the management of this case than anything else….

  14. I was out in Spain shorty after this all kicked off and my sister-in-law said look for a rich Russian gangster with a terminally sick kid.

  15. Didn’t the Portuguese cozzers say that the McCunts sedated their kids with prescription only drugs to ‘keep them quiet’ while they were shanting it up and getting pissed?…
    Don’t like ’em and I never have… Something about it stinks like a chinese wrestler’s jockstrap cooked in chip fat…

  16. Our kid was knocked down by a car and killed… That same year my baby sister died of cot death…. My mum ended up on valium for a time… Yet Kate and Gerry McCunt ‘lose’ their kid through their own selfishness and neglect (at least that’s the ‘official’ version)?
    They can fuck off!

    • Sorry to hear that Norman.

      Remember my late father telling me when I was a young lad that life is not fair.

      Never has that been more true in the sorry times we are currently experiencing.

      • Yeah mate thats very sad sorry to hear, valium now that you mention it or as the rolling stones wrote about in mothers little helper was a real good drug for forgetting how fucked up life is. I use to take xanax and clonazepam when i was younger could use of those pills nowadays to be quite honest lol

    • Wow Norm. I’m really sorry that happened. Can’t imagine what you and your family have been through. Just wanted to wish you well having read your post – that’s all. Cheers – IY.

  17. Ha-ha…. Appeaser’s just come up with a new term to describe ‘Remain’:

    “NO BREXIT AT ALL”

    Which means the ‘People’s Vote’ will be a choice between,

    1. Appeaser’s deliberately appalling deal

    And

    2. No Brexit at all

    Which means ‘Remain’ won’t be on the ballot paper after all. Phew!

    Let’s hope she doesn’t make any last minute concessions…. 😂

  18. There was a recent link to Clement Freud following his exposure as a child abuser shortly after his death.

    Seemed tenuous, especially as the story very quickly ran out of steam. Surprised the meeja didn’t attempt to pin it on bloodhound Henry and his bowl of minced morsels.

  19. “Thanks to the fact that this pair of wankers are doctors they never faced consequences for leaving the little girl and a pair of babies alone. Had an *ordinary* factory worker or supermarket checkout operator left their children they would have found themselves in court”

    Very very good point anyother parents with a lower class job would be locked up for life for neglect but these fishy mccain cunts get a free pass

  20. The Mccans have grafted the system good style .

    Thinks what I think happened:-
    – they dosed the kid up to keep her docile/sleeping
    – fucked the dose up
    – staggered home after a good night out
    – found the kid dead
    – panicked
    – because they were pissed up came up with a hair brained fisherman’s tale of abduction
    – Gerry got lively removing the body miles away
    – MONEY!!!!!!

    The McCanns are abhorrent. And yet I do still find Kate weirdly attractive. I think it’s the cruel, dead eyes that really do it for me….

  21. This from Liverpool FC…

    ‘We’ve joined the fight to end period poverty by providing free sanitary products for female supporters at Anfield….’

    Let me get this right… Fucking period poverty? What? For all those women who can pay 40 to-50 quid for a ticket to watch people kick a ball about but can’t afford a tampon!? Virtue signalling cunts… The man’s game RIP….

  22. The Trump Revolution was exciting in terms of the adrenaline rush but it’s now just a receding memory of what the possibilities could have been… Trump is screwing his base on every issue no wall, no immigration reform, I can’t see yanks voting for him again in 2020 if he doesn’t pull a miraculous magic trick out of his hat and now that the democunts got house its up shits creek without a paddle from in on out Just some thoughts on Bonald Blumpf

  23. Image; Bill Shankly in front of the swaying Kop with arms out-stretched clutching solied sanitary towels in his fists.

  24. If I see one more picture of that cross eyed fucking kid, I’m going to lose my fucking marbles.

    Don’t care. Never did. Fuck off McCanns.

  25. TREACHERY!
    Miserable fucking quisling bastards.
    Remember this as the day democracy and your country died.
    Never forgive, never forget.

  26. “In the National interest”

    The scariest, most petrifying euphemism we’ll hear for a while. Parliament will vote no this wretched deal…won’t they? Then we can ditch this dismal of Prime Minister …. “In the National interest”.

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