Congratulations Pedantic Cunt who correctly nabbed the legendary Marvel figure Stan Lee who was pivotal in developing the franchises best loved characters.Lee was 95 and had been appearing in Marvel blockbusters in cameos until recently.
On to Deadpool 115
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Herman Wouk
John McCririck
Tim Conway
Trevor Peacock
Katherine Jackson
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Hey Shaun, how’s it going?
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Not too bad.Working nights now in a new job so haven’t been popping by as much.
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Understandable, to be fair there’s a lot of cunters who don’t show up much…. what happened to Birdman and Fred West?
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Prime Minister Sinister@ I haven’t seen birdman on for at least a year or so probably somewhere in gibraltar smoking a joint and watching birds in the sun…
Fred West hasn’t been on for even longer bout year and a half since I saw him on I think Trump winning the presidency did his head in or maybe it was the brexit blues he was having
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RIP Stan Lee, even though the Marvel stuff of recent years ain’t worth a shit compared to your legendary work. A true game changer in the industry…… along with Jack Kirby, Wally Wood, Don Heck, Steve Ditko, John Romita sr et al.
Harley Race
Vince McMahon
George Soros
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Pedro Morales
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Wonder what Stan made of all the PC buggery that is now fucking up Marvel?…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Pete Murray
Barbara Windsor
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At least they started to undo it after realising that it was killing their sales… much to the despair of the Grauniad.
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I don’t think he ever would of told us Norm because of the blowback he would face from marvel Ceos. I’m sure he didn’t care for it tho being the ol miserable bastard hes known to be behind closed doors. Stan was still a pervert in his old age trying to screw and befriend his nurses a few of them sued him.
I really hate marvel movies and what the company is turning into but I recently saw guardians of the galaxy vol 2 and it was done remarkably well. I thought the cgi was actually believable compared to other marvel films
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Burt Bacharach
Trevor MacDonald
Kirk Douglas
Stuart Whitman
Bob Dole
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Prince filup.
Robbie Coultraine
Cliff drop over sometime Richards
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R.I.P Stan you were a legend . Right my 5 are:
Dickie Davies
Frank Williams (Dads Army)
Michael Aspel
Baroness Trumpington
Buzz Aldrin
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Paul Mason (Fattest Cunt in the World)
Giovanna Ralli
Bamber Gascoine
Muriel Pavlow
Jack Charlton
Good Shot, Pedantic Cunt.
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Jimmy Somerville
Boy George
Paul O’Grady
Peter Tatchel
Elton john
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HAHA! I can see a theme emerging……..
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Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Ian St John
Bridget Bardot
Glen Hoddle
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Doris Day
Meatloaf
Shirley Bassey
Vera Lynn
Bill Cosby
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George Takei (sulu)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Dennis skinner (labour cunt)
Ozzy Osborne (mentalist)
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Now that actors and artists can come back through CG or holograms (as per previous thread), I wonder if their agents will continue to push their dead clients for roles and gigs? If they remade a carry on film and Kenneth Williams agent put him forward for a role using CG, would he get it? If not, snowflakes will rise up and state that this is dead-ist.
My list:
Sean Connery
The Queen of England
Prince Philip
Banksy (oh please)
David Dickenson
Goodbye for now.
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Robbie Williams
The other chuckle brother
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John Major
Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
David Cameron
Theresa May
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…. I’m replying to my own post …… but four of these bastards were close enough together at The Cenotaph on 11/11 , to have been taken out quite easily.
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Alan Alda
Douglas Hurd
Felicity “nice arse” Kendall
Penelope Keith
Peter Sissons
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Roberta mc Cain
Donald Sutherland
Bob Hawke
Jerry Stiller
Niel Sedaka
0
Alex Ferguson
Clive James
Franco Zeferreli
Lord Heseltine
Lord fat cunt Prescott
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Raul Castro
Anne Buydens
Eileen Ash
Baroness Trumpington
Honor Blackman
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Richard O’Sullivan
Jill Gascoigne
Terry Jones
Earl Cameron
Windsor Davis
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Bob Geldof
Bono
Lilley Allen
Please..
.
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Livvy Newton John
Frank Windsor
Michael Barrett (Nationwide)
Kenneth Cope
Judge Ringpiece
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The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Jimmy Carter
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Technically the Dalai Lama doesn’t die as he is reincarnated when his body ceases to function. Be prepared for a stewards inquiry should his number come up. It makes as much sense as any other religion, with the possible exception of scientology. Or Mormonism.
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It’s a fair point, MC, I must concede. Nonetheless I am talking about the fellow playing him now, friend of the Hollywood stars whose face appears on all those books, videos, DVDs, pencil cases, etc. His right honourable Dalai Lama XIV.
I wonder if they’ll make the next one a woman or possibly a black. It’s a tad racist having the role played by just a Tibetan.
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Thinking of Scientology, could East Grinstead be nommed for the Dead Pool ? Am sure I managed to get it cunted once, because of its cruise-y tendencies…
I am not and never have been in any way related to L Ron Hubbard
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John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Dennis Waterman
Derren Nesbitt
Congrats PC (rather unfortunate initials for this site!)
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Des Lynam
Des O’connor
Nicholas Parsons
Nicholas Soames MP
Shakin’ Stevens
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James Cordon…because he’s worth it
A C Grayling
Yasmin Ali Baba Brown
Vince Cable
Bob Geldof
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Bob’s taken.
Alan Greenspan then.
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Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Charles Salvador Bronson, Britain’s shittest crim.
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Ken Clarke MP
That Miliband cunt
The other Miliband cunt
George Soros
That Welsh cunt
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Jane Fonda
Wallace Shawn
Robert Wagner
Willie Nelson
Phil Spector
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All of of these are Aussie, so a brief description follows.
Bert Newton (luvvie fop cunt)
Rolf Harris (paedo cunt)
Jack Charles (actor)
Kamal (crooner)
Baby John Burgess ( game show host)
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Sadly, Rolf Harris, his lack-of-stylophone, and his didgeridoo-based activities need no introduction; nor do his deplorable lyrics “Two little boys had two little toys…” or his marsupial-based bondage obsession (Tie me kangaroo down, sport…).
Wherever the malodorous old cuuuunt is, I hope he is well-soaped by the prison communidee.
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Second team
Unnofficial
Angela Ripon
Charlie Dimmock
Frank Bough
The pope
Wee Jimmy Crankey
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