Monthly Archives: October 2018

Kiera Knightley

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Kiera Knightley is in need of a cunting. She’s was in the papers 6th October, whingeing about how finding fame and fortune left her with PTSD, and needing to take a year of ‘work’ because of it. Oh poor you. I’m so sorry the millions of pounds you made out being a movie actress couldn’t bring you any comfort during that traumatic time.

Normally, I wouldn’t give a flying fuck about some whingeing, super PC actress telling us how awful it is to be a highly paid performer, but there was a part of her whingeing that made my piss boil hotter than the surface of the sun. She said the trauma she had suffered over becoming famous at a young age was worse than that suffered by anyone who had been in battle.

What? What was that? You fucking ignorant, far left, overpaid, overhyped cunt? You think that someone who has been in battle, seen their friends get their arms, legs, or even heads blown off, is LESS traumatic than becoming rich and famous at the age of eighteen? FUCK YOU, you bee sting chested twat. Unlike you, I HAVE been in battle. I HAVE seen friends killed. I HAVE seen friends get arms and legs blown off. I’ve even taken a bullet. I’m not a multi-millionaire Hollywood type, but I’m pretty sure that the trauma I and other soldiers have suffered is about a thousand times greater than anything YOU have ‘suffered’.

Want my sympathy, bitch? Put on a uniform and go fight in a war. Then you’ll understand what PTSD actually is. Knightley, you are a cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Snowflakes [5]

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Snowflakes in Brighton – You’ve got to laugh or you’d cry.

Brighton & Hove Council has issued ‘guidance’ to schools in the form of a ‘Trans Inclusion Schools Toolkit’, which ‘supports trans, non binary, and gender questioning’ pupils, and advises teachers on how to deal with a number of scenarios.

According to the nosey-parkering fuckwits who came up with this intrusive drivel, some parents may ‘struggle’ to accept their child’s ‘gender identity’ (no fucking shit, Sherlock!).
So concerned parents beware. If you refuse to let little George call himself Georgina and go to school in a skirt, the guidelines reckon that you may need to be referred to social services. Does your daughter not want to share a changing room with a trans pupil? Tough tit. The guidelines say that it’s ‘not appropriate’ for the school to remove the trans pupil from the changing room; instead, the school should focus on ‘raising awareness’ so that everyone understands that the trans ‘girl’ is a ‘real’ girl (!!).

Now here’s a thought. Why don’t the do-gooding, interfering busybodies who come up with this ‘right on’ rubbish get a proper job, instead of trying to force their own snowflake agenda on everybody else? Parenting is a tough enough job as it is, without having the council Thought Police peering over your shoulder.

Just fuck off you wankers, and take your ‘Toolkit’ with you, shove it up your arses and set fire to it.

Nominated by Ron KNee

Kris Akabussi

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An overdue cunting for Kris Akabussi. I just can’t stand the sight and sound of that gurning big mouthed twat, with his stupid laugh and mega decibel bullshit. He is billed as a motivational speaker, well the only thing that cunt motivates me to do, is reach for the mute button. I wish SKY news would not keep inviting that cunt to review the daily papers. He’s irritating enough at any time, but especially at 7.30 in the morning. He wears stupid jackets too. Does anyone else hate this twat as much as I do ?

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Philip Hammond (6)

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Yes , this cunt of all cunts has actually flirted with proving all “stupid conspiracy believing fools who believe in the elite running the world ” as right…. by actually saying … AGAIN…WORD FOR FUCKING WORD.. “there will be an emergency budget to follow tomorrows budget if no deal is achieved on brexit.”

Oh my actual fucking cunting wanking bastard C.Montgomery Burns lookalike cunt of a man

yous are that uninventive , devoid of wit, brains or dexterity , you have actually chosen the same old scare fucking story of an emergency budget threatened by Osborne over 2 years ago if we dared vote to detach ourselves from the worst example of “nose in the trough cunty bastards” which is the EU.

Really ? ,emergency budget ? the same old pish spewed from EU arselicking cunts ? Please try something fucking new. Our arseholes never collapsed first time you big nosed bastard , what about a different approach ? no ? lets stick with emergency budget threats , you fucking traitor.

Surely we Brits can see past this shit, even the remoaning cunts ? I know they want to ruin any backbone we had left but even they must see this as lame and weak shit. AGAIN MR CHANCELLOR, IM WILLING TO TAKE A FINANCIAL HIT IN THE SHORT TO MEDIUM TERM TO FREE MYSELF FROM THE EU SUPERSTATE YOU CUNT!!!!!

Apologies for the caps a’la daily express , its embarrassing but my humour has gone on this and I’m just fucking pissed off now , not my most eloquent post but boiled piss hinders literacy excellence

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

Oh No! NOT ANOTHER EMERGENCY BUDGET if there’s no deal with the EU!?!?!?!?

Well, if we have to have one…….

…….can we please have the same one that George Osborne gave us after the referendum?

That’d be just fine.

Hammond – you’re a cunt.

Nominated by Boris Cuntson

Google [3]

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I would like to cunt Google for its most recent doodle of Mary Prince a “British” slave abolitionist. Her book was called Mary Prince the History of a West Indian Slave.

Fucking hell how long are professional blecks and those in the media going to bang on about slavery. It happened 300 odd years ago and the cunts are still dining out on it. Warbling on about the Holocaust is another piss boiler. Yes it happened. Shut the fuck up and move on.

We are happy to sing that Britons never never shall be slaves but that’s far from the truth where the Romans were concerned. They was bastards them Romans were and our lives was a fuckin misery, one of our people might have said. Do we still go on about it? No we fucking don’t. Cunts.

Nominated by Alan Fistula