I do believe Kirstie Allsop is well over due a cunting of the highest magnitude.
Not only did this self serving cunt recently leave her kids in economy class whilst she got her face in the trough of business class, she has now smashed up their I Pads because they dared to go over screen time.
This cunt of a woman, who has never done a days work in her life and was born into wealth, seems to believe she has an opinion. Pity her opinion is not the same as ours in that she is a complete cunt.
Her sister got the share of the beauty, and Kirsty got the share of being a cunt. Out of the two I could happily toss Sophie Allsopp a pint of throat yoghurt, and happily toss Kisrty Allsopp a fucking hand grenade. But the di-gastric heffer would probably eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
With her little sucky TV programmes about making things and her fuckwit partnership with that other cunt about buying homes, Kirsty Allsopp is the toffee nosed cunt of this week.
Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt
Kirstie Allsop – now there is a cunt for the ages.
I have always detested this fucking specimen. The template for all sharp-elbowed, self-entitled middle-class parents everywhere – a bit like my own fucking sister dearest. Totally aloof to real life and convinced that she and she alone is the harbinger of the proper way of life, this cunt is Carnot/Rankin tier efficient at cyclically boiling the piss every time she appears.
The cunt think proper parenting is to smash up little Rupert and Hubert’s iPad. The little cherubs perhaps shouldn’t have been left to become so addicted to them in the first place; but nevertheless, taking such fucking idiotic action demonstrates i) Allsop’s limited capacity as a parent, and ii) the frivolity with money that shows how out of touch her and her ilk must be. The fact that she has flounced off Twitter due to anyone challenging her shit abilities as a mother says it all.
I caught Allsop on a few episodes of Question Time. It was the closest my TV had come to a terminal Lubbocking, clean up to the elbow. Kirstie Allsop – uppity shitcunt.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
I see that her off ‘Location, Location, Location’ (or whatever it’s called) has incurred the wrath of the Twitterati for breaking up her kids’ iPads when they wouldn’t turn them off.
Now I wouldn’t care to comment one way or the other on this occasion with regard to Allsopp’s parenting skills. Couldn’t really give a fuck. What I will say however is that anyone calling her kids (get this) ‘Oscar Hercules’ and ‘Bay Atlas’ just has to be a cunt of massive dimensions.
‘Bay Atlas’! Wtf?
Nominated by Ron Knee
She may well be a Cunt,but good on her for smashing up her brats’ computers. Teach the little bastards to listen when told something. It’s an example more parents should follow instead of whining “Oh, please Darling” whilest “Darling” steadfastly ignores them. She should have followed up by giving them a sound thrashing,see what Twitter made of that.
I’ve smashed things before in a fit of temper..chainsaws,brushcutters,tools,implements even vehicles. They belong to me,so if I want to destroy them,regardless of the fact that some poor person would have loved the chance to own them,well they’re mine.So Fuck it. Children should learn that he who pays the piper calls the tune. Invaluable lesson. Bet the little bastards move sharp now when she tells them to turn the telly off.
She’s got an arse the size of a heifer and hangs around with a poof,but I certainly can’t Cunt her for her parenting skills.
Fuck Off.
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I was in me local fish n chip restaurant the other day, scoffing and people watching. A group of 4 sat nearby – grandfather, mum and dad plus late-teenage daughter. Said brat spent most of her time looking at her phone and ignoring grandpa. Another gen zee cunt in the making.
I hung onto my grandad’s every word cos he had seen life and was worth listening to. Yes, smash up those cunty devices….
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I have never tweeted Mr F, in fact, I would not know a tweet if I fuckin sat on it.
I see on Sly news, Ed Sheeran , Sting, Geldorf and a host of other cunts have declared that Brexit will destroy the British music industry, I don’t quite know how they have come to this absurd conclusion but if it destroys their definition of music then BRING IT ON .
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Bring it on indeed – they’re years too late to destroy any real music!
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I’ve never tweeted either, F.F., but must admit that I’m rather tempted to learn. I can think of a few people who’d benefit from hearing my views on their behaviour.
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The only reason I used twitter was to troll the cunts and generally sour the atmosphere of intolerable smugness that wafts around that digital cornhole.
James OBrien bingo was good fun. Getting banned from his feed, from Owen Jones, JK Rolo, etc.
It wore me down though. I just can’t stomach the public, online or offline.
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Absolutely, Mr F.
It’s most certainly tempting. Wouldn’t it be great to reduce spineless men and wimminz to tears with right wing common sense and victorian decency.
But tweeters like us would be tracked down by the filth within a couple of days. In your case, a couple of tweets…
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I think you do it Mr F. You alone could bring the whole twatterati ‘family’ to its knees.
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I think Sheercunt and Geldedcunt have already contributed a lot to the destruction of British music themselves.
I have a particular fondness for Elgar’s violin concerto; written while he was feckin tormented over his lust for, I think, the local MPs wife. Add in his catholicism, and the era he lived in, and it’s understandable why some consider him to be the British Mahler.
If you’re curious, on youtube there is a fantastic recording by Heifetz and Malcolm Sargent. Some people think this concerto is very long, but with those two, it flies by…
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Would one need an attention span of more than 2 minutes and 53 seconds?
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How fucking desperate are these remoaners getting?
Every day brings some absolutely amazing story of how brexit will destroy this or that!
From grounded planes to fucking sandwiches? We’re in serious trouble? Oh please fuck off!! I ain’t buying any of their utter crap, and if the U.K. music is fucked look no further than mega cunt cowell and his shower of shite show ….. Cunts
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Have to admit that I would still give our Kirstie a bloody good seeing to. Of course I’d be a gentleman and let her choose the location location location of where I put my todger.
Taxi for 1 please.
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Eeeuurrghhh…you’re a brave chap, Cuntbubble. I should imagine her gunt looks like load of shark chum and chopped liver squirming about in a split bag of soot.
Disgusting.
Her sooty black minge also goes all the way up to her belly button, guaranteed.
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On second thoughts Thomas…you’re probably right. Phew, that was a close one. I wonder if her growler has teeth?
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Yes, it most certainly does. Properly crooked English teeth though, like yellowed broken gravestones.
Vagina Dentata, it’s called.
There’s an amusing fillum about it:
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/?ref=m_nv_sr_1
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Christ, that looks dark! Definitely now been put off by the thought of Kirsties yellowing twat knashers devouring my pecker
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Putting your brats in cattle class while you lord it up in first means that the trolley dollies and the public have to put up with the whining cunts and you don’t, a great trick if you can afford it. The airlines shouldn’t allow it but as long as they’ve got your money they don’t give a fuck. Personally I wouldn’t allow the little shits on a plane unless they are gagged and handcuffed to the seat.
As for smashing up their i pads……good! The cunts should do as they are told, posh little wankers. They shouldn’t have them in the first place, they should be reading books. ( as long as it’s not something by JK Remoaning )
As for Kirstie, she’s a big posh bird who would appreciate a bit of rough like me rather than the Hooray Henrys she’s used to or the kind of Nancies who hang around tv studios. I bet she goes like a fucking express train.
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Totally agree 👍👍👍
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What’s the betting that after twenty four hours of incessant whining from said kids, two new iPads were winging their way from Amazon….
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Brats should be made to travel in a separate aircraft or if thats not possible in the hold.
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Or on the roof rack.
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Brats should be sent to public school as early as possible to return at 18 to shake hands with Mater, Pater being elsewhere engaged on important business matters, then said brats sent off to Sandhurst to complete their education.
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Bad enough that kids have this PMT fueled demented horse faced fat cunt as their mother…
Even worse: when said tombstone toothed fat cunt gives kids stupid names…
But worse still: the kids are really in deep shit if they look like ‘mumsie’…
Because Kirstie Allsop has a fizzog that would stop a clock and would have Genghis Khan and his hordes cowering in fear… An ugly cunt in other words…
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I see that posturing Irish lout got twatted in Las Vegas last night after several years of his cuntish antics.
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Apparently he also took a slap after the fight had finished Mr CP. All fookin hell broke loose according to reports. Nothing like losing gracefully is there!
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Typical antics from McGregor, that Spudfucking Gyppo scum cunt…. I bet he also eats hedgehogs like that Fury cunt…. Fucking savages…
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He got foorkin owned…
That Russian Cunts was like an octopus, not a great spectacle the post fight barny was better than the main Event, shame the Russian didn’t properly strangle the gobshite
thank fuck I paid absolutely nothing to watch it …..
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Good work Mr Q. Was way past my bed time unfortunately.
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Saw some agro in the queue to get into a nightclub.
One bloke took a swing at another and shouted “FIVE, NINE.”
The other guy retaliated and shouted “TWENTY FIVE, EIGHTY ONE.”
The bouncer on the door was immediately on his radio.
“We’ve got trouble at the door, there’s two blokes squaring up”..
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I am really looking forward for an ISAC Joke Book.
The ideal source of merriment for snoflake and diverse weddings.
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If I post anything about Allslop, I shall probably get moderated !
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Two nuns in a bath
Nun one: “Where’s the soap?”
Nun two: “Yes it does!”
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She might be a cunt but she has a smashing pair of milkers.
Posh fucker. I don’t think breaking a kids toy solves anything. It shows she is out of control. People should be taught to respect things. The throwaway society at its worst. She should have donated them to a charity and let her kids do without for one month. And this cunt tells us how to improve our homes??? Stupid moo.
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She’s another one of the so called upper class elite who know everything have an opinion on everything pay nothing and float through life
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