Jordan Stephens

Jordan Stephens (who he?) is a wussy, up his arse, millennial snowflake cunt.

One half of cunty hip hop band Rizzle Kicks (me neither), Jordan also fancies himself an actor and, of course, an SJW, cos he’s just been on ‘Politics Live’ (ABBC replacement for Daily Politics) whinging about something he calls “toxic masculinity” and how “there needs to be something done about it”. As usual it’s all about him, his boundless me me narcissism, his snowflake inadequacies, all blamed on “the patriarchy”.

Shocking waste of airtime, barely fit for Loose Wimmin.

Jordan Peterson he is NOT.

Irritating twat should be sent back to Play School where he belongs.

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

34 thoughts on “Jordan Stephens

  1. The motherfucker looks like a tart with flowers in his hair and a beard Why the BBC uses so-called *celebrities* to hold forth on politics is beyond me. Why don’t they show the 50th repeat of Coast or Flog It if they don’t have the money to make proper programmes.

  2. One pug ugly mother fucker this one.
    A total scum cunt useless waste if space.

    Is it cos I is black?

    No! It is because you are a publicity seeking ugly pig ignorant talentless dumb CUNT.

  3. The twat makes a living from a genre of music that thrives on promoting drugs, guns, bitches and ho’s as some kind of lifestyle choice, surely the very definition of ‘toxic masculinity’ innit.

  4. I’ve no idea who this cunt is, but I suspect that it would be no great loss to humanity if he was fed feet first into a wood chipper.
    Good cunting RTC.
    Lovely day in prospect.
    Good morning.

  5. Could ISAC crowd fund this cunt and the recently cunted Sara Khan to go for a bike ride through Helmand?

  6. Pseudo intellectual cunt who counts the equally talentless sack of human waste james Corden as a friend, birds of a feather instantly springs to mind…….

  7. Have his fellow aspiring architects ostracised him for looking like a limp-wristed cissy?

  8. Earlier this morning, I saw a classic old pic of Lord Kitchener pointing his finger at you and declaring “Your Country Needs You!”

    Now personally I think he was a bit of a cunt for saying that given what he was really saying was the Establishment feared their privileged lifestyle might come to an end if the Germans moved in and won WW1. Ergo, get the great Unwashed out there in the trenches and fight the bastards on our behalf!

    But putting all that aside, looking at Kitchener’s pic (from 1914) and then comparing it to the pic of this soft-as-shite cunt (2018), I can’t help but feel this country has lost its backbone completely and utterly!

  9. Ah, the privileged world of the Guardianista……self obsessed, introspective, posing little wanker. Maybe if he had to work for a living instead of taking the piss he might be more of a man. Fucking faggot boy poof.

  10. “Da voice ov da yoof,innit”….and what a pathetic voice it is. A generation brainwashed by the nancification of the young. “Toxic masculinity”,indeed,what his real problem is,is that he has about as much backbone as a discarded space-hopper….either that or he is playing a very clever game of agreeing with some claptrap- spouting tart so that he can get the chance to slip her a length. Fair play to him if that’s his game.

    Fuck them.

    • And for the little wussy to say that material possessions don’t bring happiness. What utter bollocks.
      Last night I watched Rambo murder dozens of Burmese ladyboys on a 4k telly with a wicked surround sound setup and I was happy as a pig in shit.

      • Fucking right, Mr. Cunt-Engine. I love my material possessions. It’s only priests who put more store in the carnal delights afforded by a genuflecting minor , poor people who have frittered their dole away,or fucking unwashed,leeching Hippies who claim to have no interest in decent possessions.

        I don’t much care for those types of people. Fuck them.

      • Even do-gooding, Guardian-reading bender types are impressed by high-end material shit, despite what they may claim.
        Every one of the anti-capitalist wankers has a smartphone, Ipad, etc, the damned hypocrites.

      • In my experience lefties are far more materialistic than the average right winger.

        And the economically illiterate cunts just can’t get enough of pissing other people’s money down the shitter!

  11. I’m sure some primary school kid could tell Goboff that 94 and 115 are not “almost the same”. It’s basic maths really but Remoaners don’t usually deal in facts just scare stories.
    Goboff crying his remoaner tears again is great news. They need this raddled old drug dealer like a hole in the head. The millennials and young snowflakes he’s supposed to be appealing to have never heard of the fucking old cunt.

    • Presumably Goboff imagines the UK was in a “cultural jail” during the swinging ’60s when the Beatles, Stones etc were attracting £billions into the economy from all over the world, and early ’70s with Led Zep et al.

      Along with the USA we ruled the world culturally for nearly two decades… then we joined the EEC and by the ’90s we’d become just another cultural Euro mediocrity.

  12. I thought that Geldof was Irish? He certainly is when it comes to tax. Ireland didn’t vote to leave, the U.K did,so it really isn’t any concern of his. As for hearing less of the likes of Sheeran and Rita Ora….well I’d have said that it was yet another positive aspect to Brexit.

  13. Should have read yours before I wrote mine. We obviously both believe that a healthy dose of deceit is no bad thing when it comes to getting your end away.

    🙂 .

  14. I read that too cuntflap and my first thought was thank fuck for that, I don’t have an interest in British music so much nowadays. All these, and I use it very, very, lightly, slebs feel they are a voice that should be listened to, that they are better than us because of their obscene bank balances and their numerous houses and they know better than us. I don’t have a problem with peoples opinions if they differ from mine and they don’t shout me down because of our different viewpoints. The Leave or Stay the EU vote is something totally different though, just like Trump and the Kavanaugh debacle, they don’t understand the meaning of DEMOCRACY and because it didn’t go their way they cry and throw their toys out of the pram. Fuck Cameron for being a fucking pussy, the cunt should rot for running off, spineless cunt. Fuck May for being one of the most useless split arses in our history, I guess she has already sold this country to the devil aka the EU

  15. Heard that yewtree suspect Paul Gambaccini remoaning like a cunt on the radio this morning saying that Brexit would destroy the human spirit or some such tosh. I thought ………hold on, you’re a Yank with an Italian name, what the fuck has it got to do with you cunt? If I went to America and told them how to vote i’d get my arse kicked. Fucking cheeky bastard.

    • Speaking of America and voting, has that Kavanaugh fellow got his position finalised yet?
      If so, lets hope there’s some leftie demonstrations against him where the pigs are finally allowed off their leashes to teach a few commie cunts about democracy via some piggy nightsticks.

  16. Never heard of this geezer RTC but if the pic’s anything to go by he must be a right cockbottle.
    Nice bit of cunting there!

  17. All the time these “things” are given the oxygen of publicity they will thrive. Social fecking media needs the fecking plug pulled before we are really fucked cos make no mistake its goin to get worse before it gets better.

  18. Toxic masculinity?! So, another cunt who thinks being a real man is a crime?….
    It’s expected from demented wimmin these days… Their Me Too misandry and blatant hate towards blokes is now commonplace and not surprising (mostly snakes with tits!)…
    But a male (well, he is technically) who dumbs down and slags his own kind… Like that Moffatt cunt did every week when he ruined Doctor Who (Oooh! Jodie!) with Clara the Cunt’s misandrist ‘jokes’ , River Cunt, and Billy Boy The Black Wonder Horse Lezza, and now this Jordan cunt, are even worse…. Misandrist men are the pits and total Judas cunts….

    And what the fuck does it look like with those pansies in his hair?! I’ll tell you what he lokks like… He looks like a complete cunt… Go and put another missile up your cadbury alley, you mincing ring sausage of a cunt!

  19. He looks like an Isis terrorist,about as intelligent and useful as a dogs egg,chippy chocolate person of no relevance at all

  20. Never heard of him. He looks like Gary Linekunt’s bleck brother from one of his dad’s away days. What a fey, precious, nancy boy, homo of a CUNT!

    • Never heard of him either. And what’s with the “flowers in the hair!” about. He looks as useful as a chocolate tea pot. I bet he has his pin number tattooed on his balls. “Ah, Who loves yu baby!” Well, only those without a brain cell baby!!!

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