Donald Tusk (5)

Donald Tusk is a cunt.

Today he said he had “no grounds for optimism” for the summit. He said the Irish border is still a sticking point and that May needs to come up with a creative plan.

As he sees it, the only source of hope for a deal for now is the goodwill and determination on both sides. Really? Goodwill and determination from the euro twats? That’s not likely to happen.

May has made a shambles of this whole thing but she should never give any concessions to that euro knobber and the rest of the unelected arse biscuits.

Nominated by Bear Cunt

So Donald Duck – sorry Tusk – says that a no deal Brexit looks “more likely than ever and that there is “no cause for optimism”

That’s the most optimistic news on Brexit I’ve heard so far.

Fuck ’em

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66 thoughts on “Donald Tusk (5)

  1. Tusk is a nonentity as are all the negotiators and Mickey Mouse presidents or whatever fucking names they bestow.. His view is irrelevant.
    BMW have been whispering in the ear of Frau Merkel as they don’t like the prospect of losing 30% of their market. Many more are moving behind the scenes for the same reason. If May wasn’t so fucking useless she would be using this instead of creeping around with an appeasement plan which will ultimately get her booted out by the EU and the Tories.
    Fuck Tusk. Macron and Merkel are on dodgy ground at home. Ditch May and tell the EU to fuck off. We will see then how sacred the Irish border and the single market are.

    • I reckon the real power doing the negotiating behind the scenes is the Italian Mafia.The EU scam has been a nice little earner over the years for the Sicilian Greaseballs and 95% of Eyetie Politicos are on their payroll.They would love the English Teet to be suckled forever but the next best thing is squeezing every last shilling from old blighty just before she absconds.

  2. Tusk and his cohorts have been forced to drop the mask of benevolent,cooperative,reasonable “partners”. They have shown that total domination of previously independent counties is their aim. Not a loose confederation of nations acting for mutual benefit,but a new “country” ruled by unelected bureaucrats fronting for “The Elite”.
    I read the other day that one EU official had said that The U.K. would be on it’s knees begging for a deal by the time they were done. Hardly the words of someone who desires a fair outcome,more like the words of Uncle Adolf before he rolled into Poland.
    Tusk is a very dangerous man,and unfortunately we only have that “bloody difficult” woman as our Leader. It’s akin to putting a poodle into a pit-bull fight.

    Fuck them.

    • An asthmatic pit-bull with a stomach upset, nits, a dodgy ticker, three legs and poor eyesight.

      • That should have course read “An asthmatic poodle with a stomach upset, nits, a dodgy ticker, three legs and poor eyesight” ffs.

        That’ll teach me to have lager with my curry.

      • That should of course have read “An asthmatic poodle with a stomach upset, nits, a dodgy ticker, three legs and poor eyesight”.

  3. What annoys me is that not ony do you have the pissed as a fart Juncker, the Euro cocksucker Barnier and yesterday, the hideous Emmanuel Macron throwing moreroadblocks, but you just know that they are being given bullets to fire by British political nancy boys like Mandelson and Alan Duncan and their poofy friends like Anthony Blair and Andrew Adonis. This bunch of motherfuckers are looking more and more likely to disrail Brexit, and this Saturday, Gina Miller, Lady Cuntly, the Eurowhore has arranged another of her “people’s marches” for the great unwashed in London.

    What a bunch of stinking motherfuckers.

    • Couldn’t put it better myself.

      The damage was done at the get go when we agreed to play the EU game – should have just told them to fuck right off in meeting #1 and be done with it. If we had, I would bet you we wouldn’t be looking at a £39bn+ payment and the abyss.

      Anyway – we send fuck all exports to the Eu so who the fuck wants a trade deal with these cunts? The economically illiterate media really should be pointing these facts out.

    • Aye Boggs that’s what fucking flashes my piss to steam

      It’s bad enough being spoken to like a country of fucking chimps by a bunch of surrender monkey cunts but it’s our own traitors you mentioned above along with the media and sleb cunts who undermine our position. Collusion has been mentioned but surely working for a foreign power is treason? Fucking ashamed at our own behaviour

  4. Anyone else find it ironic how Theresa May, a Remainer, has been put in charge of negotiating our exit from the EU, while Jeremy Corbyn, who, in his heart, supports leaving the EU but won’t actually admit it in public anymore, is trying to get us to stay in?! This really had been the biggest clusterfuck in the history of clusterfucks!!!

  5. The 4th Reich has only two aims re Brexit negotiations:

    1. To pocket £59billion+ NET, to keep their profligate, crooked organisation rolling into the foreseeable future.

    2. To ensure the UK gets a sufficiently bad deal to deter other member states following in their footsteps.

    In both these aims, Mrs May appears to be consciously colluding. She is in my opinion a shameless 5th Columnist scumbag.

    It’s Tony B. Liar with a dried up gash.

    COTY 2018.

    • Yea may is making us look like weak cunts.
      Everyone knows that they won’t give us a deal. Their political survival and continued presence of the taxpayers trough to bury their snouts in depends on it.
      She should’ve just turned up once. To issue her demands….
      “Give me what I want or I’ll put an end to this whole thing” should’ve been the ‘negotiating’ strategy.
      Every time I see her sucking up to them I feel sick.
      …. “friends and partners” my arse.

      • I don’t believe she’s ever had the slightest intention of delivering a proper Brexit. The Establishment installed her as PM with a remit to overturn the public mandate… either that or they were relying on her reputation for incompetence to fuck up negotiations enough to give the impression Brexit is impossible to deliver. The so called negotiations are a charade. Am also beginning to think her apparent ineptitude /weakness is somehow DELIBERATE…

        If the EU/UK/Civil Service can’t stop Brexit, they’ll at least ensure the 4th Reich gets the best part of £60billion in compensation.

  6. Hi Admin

    Just to let you know that I was unable to access ISAC for about one and a half hours today, from roughly 4.10pm.

    Not sure whether it was just me or not?

    Thought that we had been taken off air, and expecting a visit from PC Plod.

    Glad to see that freedom of speech is still alive and kicking.

    • I know that ISAC electronic jiggery-pokery is based elsewhere, but every morning, I’m amazed (and very glad) that it’s still alive and kicking.
      Our heartfelt thanks to everyone involved in making this site the (probably last) bastion of decency, moaning like fuck and common sense on the internet.
      Your hard work is greatly appreciated.

      • Seconded Thomas.

        One of the few remaining public places where you can share honest views with sane, intelligent and thoughtful like minded persons in an ever increasingly illogical and mental world in which we live.

        Long live ISAC. Hip Hip………

      • Yep- #MeToo.

        Gutted not to get yesterday’s ISAC dose of common sense along with my afternoon tea.

        Welcome Back !!

    • Me too WS. I was unable to access ISAC also. Kept getting ‘ no internet access” due to some etc, etc bullshitte. I only access this site with like minded people. Felt akin to my right arm missing.

  7. RTCP: You are quite right about Drunker and co wanting to deter other countries following our lead – they probably think/hope we will e like the Paddy’s a few years ago, and change our minds if Anthony Blair, Mangledbum, Campbellend and Gina Miller keep up their finger-wagging tirades.

    We really need a Mrs Thatcher to deal with the dishonest bullying blackmailing bastards in Europe. We also need the pansy left in the UK to shut the fuck up.

  8. Fuck off you EU bastards. Macron is a slimy little turd and not too popular the same as Merkel the cunt that fucked Europe by letting in loads of frigging terrorists. We voted out you cunts and in my opinion a no deal is the best option as the EU get no money off us.

    • Frumpy doughface minger and the oily piece of afterbirth Macron will pay in their respective elections, populist parties across Europe, in power or making solid gains have the EU shitting bricks. Better have their tissues ready, mansized, naturally.

    • And she’s asked for more “transition time”…

      We should all be touchy-feely (eurgh !) and offer her counselling, wet-towel therapy (in the gob), and phenolic acid injection into the cardiac muscle. It is obviously a very difficult period for The Maybot, as she transitions from low-grade amoeba to even lower-grade human life-form.

      • That extra transition time will cost us a further £18billion net, if we allow May to agree to it – and no wonder the EU are so keen to make the ‘offer’… £18billion on top of £39billion for FUCK ALL!… And the longer we remain under EU control the longer they’ll have to further sap this country’s already low morale.

        Why do the fucking Leavers and so called Brexiteers keep letting an apparently weak May and her fellow Remainers get away with it?

    • Saw Macon on this pm’s news.

      “I didn’t vote for Brexit” he squealed…

      And we didn’t vote for you, you garlic-sniffing, granny-shagging cheese-eating surrender monkey, so just fuck off & do one.

  9. Fuck off you goblin faced polish cunt!! And take Luxembourg wankchop xavier bettel who today has threatened the U.K.!! Mouthing off that it’s game over in March 2019? Seriously who the fuck do these little jump up pricks think they are? Emboldened by having the crafty krauts and the cheese eating surrender monkeys behind them……
    fucking spineless Cunts………..

    • We should just pull the derivatives contracts with these cunts and trash the place.

      You don’t fuck with your banker you free loading cunts.

  10. Putting Maybot in charge of negotiating Brexit is the equivalent of the Catholic church hiring Richard Dawkins as its PR spokesman- their hearts aint really in it.

  11. He really should have stuck to singing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH6PwSfxURg

    On the other hand, he was bloody shit at that as well. The nerve of the guy to get on stage and in front of the cameras. A real Eurovision contender.

    In fact the EU are a bit like Eurovision. Really stupid, unfunny European morons wasting their time and effort serving up fucking shit which everyone hates.

    You have to admit the lisping twat has done very well for himself though, considering he is a cunt bereft of any personality or obvious talent. Mind you, fits in perfectly with the other talentless cunts heading up the EU.

    • What a tuneless, talent-free, spoon-faced cuntwipe.

      As I have said it is the most unsuited, gormless and greedy tick turds attracted to political careers.

      If that cunt had any competence, he would have been spearheading a root and branch reform of the EU. Ol’ gammon face would then had not felt so obliged to call the Brexit referendum.

      Tusk is no more than a weedy middle manager, but May is about as much use in her role as adversary/negotiator as a one legged person in an arse kicking contest.

      • Needless to say he had to sing a 50 year old song by an English band because when it comes to popular music there’s been fuck all – ever – that’s emerged from the entire continent of Europe that’d make the Top 5,000 of this country.

        I will make an exception for Kraftwerk and very reluctantly Abba to keep my mother in law quiet although Im sick and tired of their endless reinventions via musicals/ films/ museums etc etc.

        “99 Balloons” Nena transplanted her minge to her armpits-what deviant would do that?!!

      • Might I add… Amon Duul II, Can, Focus, Burnin’ Red Ivanhoe, Tangerine Dream, Golden Earring, Alizee, Mylene Farmer and M83 to your list of exceptions Isaac? (to name but a few).

        I wholeheartedly agree with the spirit and general thrust of your post however!

      • Well pointed out RTC!!
        I blame early-onset dementia for my numerous oversights there. Only yesterday had the somewhat under-rated Hamburger Concerto on my car CD. It takes its time building to the end but it’s worth the wait when it does.

      • ‘Hamburger Concerto’ track indeed underrated, though my personal favourite on that album is ‘Birth’.

        So many great tracks by Golden Earring, but agree, ‘Vanilla Queen’ is as close to a finest moment as it gets.

      • “Ça plane pour moi” by the Belgian Punk Plastic Bertrand.One of the first vinyls I ever bought.
        But yes apart from Demis Roussos Continental Europe has not produced rock artists as big as The Beatles,Rolling Old Bones,The Who,Kinks,Pink Floyd,Led Zep and many,many others.

  12. Ah yes, Tusk, the man so hated in Poland – his homeland that he doesn’t go back there.

  13. Keira Nightly is a vaccuous self-righteous attention seeking clebrislag. The metooplease slapper has banned her daughter from watching Disney films due to propagating the patriarchy.

    Well propagate this,bitch: If they offered you enough money you would play Cinderella.

    Fuck off you stupid little bitch whore.

    • That same damn patriarchy that requires me to get up at half five, drive a shit car to a shit-paid job whilst Keira doubtless has a wicked house, tons of cash and a nanny for her squalling brat.
      Fair play to her career-wise but, like all these whining famous bitches, she should learn to keep schtum about PC crap.
      Fucking leftie actress and singer whores. May they all get tongue cancer.

      • Keira Nightley is vicariously attempting to get one up on the patriarchy after years of having to furiously spit on and gobble yards and yards of throbbing, hot, gristly director cock on the casting couch.

        I bet she has greedily swallowed several hot wads of genuine Hollywood cum during her clamour to the top. Nice she can now be on top, eh?

  14. Tusk, May, Robbins, Barnier, Juncker, Guy Maurice Marie Louise Verhofstadt… these cunts have absolutely NO redeeming features whatsoever.

    Am beginning to understand where David Icke is coming from.

    • Evening Cuntflap,

      I’ve got one of his books in my library waiting to be read: ‘…..And The Truth Shall Set You Free.’, ho ho. Have found the occasional video can be quite beguiling too…

      Have you seen this clip re Ted Heath? Fucking hilarious!

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZEOw1u5U2o

  15. If you just darken that bit under Tusk’s snozzel a little in that pic, I reckon he bears a striking resemblance to good old Adolf. Oh the irony!

    (or is it just me??)

    • Touch of the Jeffery Archer about him too.
      Is he still alive? Can’t recall his name ever cropping up on this esteemed website…

  16. Another strangely-behaved cunt, Tusk. Is he only on six cunt-bashings? He’s been limboing under the radar, hasn’t he? He hasn’t aged a bit since his ChittyChitty BangBang days as that hideous child-catcher. What in fuckery is wrong with this prick’s face?

    These mendacious snakes, as well as the ever-perfidious Treeza Zelda May have probably had this “extension” up their sleeve for a while. They’ve no doubt got a colossal list of excuses to keep kicking the can down the la rue.

    When asked how long he thought “temporary measure” meant, Rees-Mogg alluded to the 1853 Bill that gave us Income Tax and said the public were told not to worry, it was only temporary.

    They’re clever, devious leeches and they aim to drain us off dry.

  17. There is a cunt in Westminster,
    They call Theresa May,
    And she ‘ ll be the ruin of 17 million,
    And god I know I’m one.

    In some of my more enjoyable dreams, Donald Tusk is crushed under the tracks of a T14 – Armata as it careers across europe with the rest of the new Red Army, whilst the population of Britain blow raspberries and stick the V’s up in the general direction of EU land.
    Fucking eurotrash.
    Burn baby, burn.
    Good evening.

  18. Been watching that Keir Starmer cunt on Question Time… A cunt making a right cunt of himself. Cunts voice is annoying as well, needs a kick in the bollocks.

      • Your probably right RTC, I give up with these Politicians…all cunts. We need a revolution.

    • I swear there used to be an “I speak your weight” machine in Timothy White’s* that made more sense than that inarticulate / devious cunt.

      * Tempting as it is to insert the word ‘arse’ here, I must clarify to our younger brethren that TW was a 60s heyday pharmacy chain prior to being absorbed by the tax dodging Boots cunts.

  19. Not so much about the actors as about the act itself. “Friends” don’t act like armed prison guards, particularly when you are paying them to keep you tethered to a post or kept in a cage. We cant just vote out the new Super EU as it is becoming – so much so that leaving isn’t an option – or at least an option that is so complicated, time consuming and regarded by Brussels as impossible to be half in half out because we would be reaping the benefits of a club we no longer subscribe to or want to be a part of. Heres a few good reasons why the EU have fucked us up the arse in every way they can.

    Cadbury moved factory to Poland 2011 with EU grant.
    Ford Transit moved to Turkey 2013 with EU grant.
    Jaguar Land Rover has recently agreed to build a new plant in Slovakia with EU
    grant, owned by Tata, the same company who have trashed our steel works and
    emptied the workers pension funds.
    Peugeot closed its Ryton (was Rootes Group) plant and moved production to Slovakia with EU grant.British Army’s new Ajax fighting vehicles to be built in SPAIN using SWEDISH steel at the request of the EU to support jobs in Spain with EU grant, rather than Wales.
    Dyson gone to Malaysia, with an EU loan.
    Crown Closures, Bournemouth (Was METAL BOX), gone to Poland with EU grant, once employed 1,200.
    M&S manufacturing gone to far east with EU loan.
    Hornby models gone. In fact all toys and models now gone from UK along with the patents all with with EU grants.
    Gillette gone to eastern Europe with EU grant.
    Texas Instruments Greenock gone to Germany with EU grant.
    Indesit at Bodelwyddan Wales gone with EU grant.
    Sekisui Alveo said production at its Merthyr Tydfil Industrial Park foam plant will
    relocate production to Roermond in the Netherlands, with EU funding.
    Hoover Merthyr factory moved out of UK to Czech Republic and the Far East by
    Italian company Candy with EU backing.
    ICI integration into Holland’s AkzoNobel with EU bank loan and within days of the merger, several factories in the UK, were closed, eliminating 3,500 jobs
    Boots sold to Italians Stefano Pessina who have based their HQ in Switzerland to avoid tax to the tune of £80 million a year, using an EU loan for the purchase.
    JDS Uniphase run by two Dutch men, bought up companies in the UK with £20
    million in EU ‘regeneration’ grants, created a pollution nightmare and just closed it all down leaving 1,200 out of work and an environmental clean-up paid for by the UK tax-payer. They also raided the pension fund and drained it dry.
    UK airports are owned by a Spanish company.
    Scottish Power is owned by a Spanish company.
    Most London buses are run by Spanish and German companies.
    The Hinkley Point C nuclear power station to be built by French company EDF, part owned by the French government, using cheap Chinese steel that has catastrophically failed in other nuclear installations. Now EDF say the costs will be double or more and it will be very late even if it does come online.
    Swindon was once our producer of rail locomotives and rolling stock. Not any more, it’s Bombardier in Derby and due to their losses in the aviation market, that could see the end of the British railways manufacturing altogether even though Bombardier had EU grants to keep Derby going which they diverted to their loss-making aviation side in Canada.
    39% of British invention patents have been passed to foreign companies, many of them in the EU
    The Mini cars that Cameron stood in front of as an example of British engineering, are built by BMW mostly in Holland and Austria. His campaign bus was made in Germany even though we have Plaxton, Optare, Bluebird, Dennis etc., in the UK. The bicycle for the Greens was made in the far east, not by Raleigh UK but then they are probably going to move to the Netherlands too as they have said recently.
    Anyone who thinks the EU is good for British industry or any other business simply hasn’t paid attention to what has been systematically asset-stripped from the UK.
    Name me one major technology company still running in the UK, I used to contract out to many, then the work just dried up as they were sold off to companies from France, Germany, Holland, Belgium, etc., and now we don’t even teach electronic technology for technicians any more, due to EU regulations.I haven’t detailed our non-existent fishing industry the EU paid to destroy, nor the farmers being paid NOT to produce food they could sell for more than they get paid to do nothing, don’t even go there.
    I haven’t mentioned what it costs us to be asset-stripped like this, nor have I
    mentioned immigration, nor the risk to our security if control of our armed forces is passed to Brussels or Germany.
    Find something that’s gone the other way, I’ve looked and I just can’t. If you think the EU is a good idea,
    1/ You haven’t read the party manifesto of The European Peoples’ Party.
    2/ You haven’t had to deal with EU petty bureaucracy tearing your business down.
    3/ You don’t think it matters.

    When faced with these facts its hard to imagine the EU allowing any sort of meaningful “deal” with us. Be honest – why the fuck would they cut us any slack or entertain any deal??

    • Do you mind if I copy and keep that Cunto? I could tear quite a few remainders that I know to pieces with this information.

    • An excellent post Cunto. It should be pinned up in poster size at the entrance to the House of Commons.

    • Blimey – all those anti-British grants and loans – no wonder the EU needs our £10billion NET annual membership payments…!

      Fantastic post Cunto.

      Will be framing and hanging alongside your “100 reasons not to vote for the oxygen thieving swivel eyed cunt that is the Liebour leader” asap!

    • Incredible research and recollection there Cunto.
      A depressing litany that should be posted to every MP in the land, every day, until they finally understand what’s been happening to our industry for far too long.
      I am in awe.

      • Thanks Jack, RTC and Isaac.
        The grimness isn’t quite so stark until you write it all down in one place.

  20. A sign. A sign maybe. One of those ‘Funded by the European Union’ attached to a lamp post. For a pointless fountain in in the central reserve of a dual carriageway. Skewiff, off centre, out of kilta. Truly a symbol for the EU.

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