Dead Pool [114]

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Congratulations to King Cunt who was the first to nominate possibly the oldest living performing singer Charles Aznavour.The French singing legend died today at 94 after an 85 year career in Music and Showbiz.

On to Deadpool 114

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

63 thoughts on “Dead Pool [114]”

  2. On behalf of Sir Limply Stoke – shoehorned in as he never seems to get near things otherwise.
    (He sent an email and asked nicely)

    Doris Day
    Olivia d’Havilland
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Nicholas Parsons
    Michael Caine

  4. Think you find I had him first but I’m happy to share the honours!

    Here’s my new five :

    Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
    Little Richard
    Elvis Costello
    Joni Mitchell
    Vera Lynn

  6. Thomas Markle
    Giovanna Ralli
    Bamber Gascoine
    Muriel Pavlow
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, King Cunt.

      • Oops – that’s cut and paste for you. Made worse by the fact that I won that pool with her! Dozy cunt I am…

        Javier Perez de Cuellar
        Sam Humphrey
        Herman Wouk
        Betty White
        Pierre Cardin

  15. Alan Alda
    Douglas Hurd
    Felicity “nice arse” Kendall
    Penelope Keith
    Peter Sissons

  17. Elvis Costello? You cunt.

    Kirk Douglas
    Michael Douglas
    Jack Nicholson
    Sadiq Khan
    Ken Livingston

  18. Brian Cox (actor)
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  19. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  20. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Diego Maradona

    That picture doesn’t look anything like Geoffrey when he was on Rainbow. The years must’ve been cruel.

  21. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt

    Congrats to King Cunt.

  23. Livvy Neutron Bomb
    Frank Windsor
    Genesis P’Orridge
    Pat Boone
    Kenneth Cope

    Fuck me pink, just in – Geoffrey from Rainbow has also just knocked on the Pearly Gates.

  24. James Earl Jones
    Angela Lansbury
    Val Busoglio (Danny from Quincy )
    Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

  29. Fuck, Tebbit’s gone

    David Crosby
    Sinead O’Connor
    Martin Sheen
    Posh Spice
    Lily Allen

  30. Top Hole Admin for playin’ the white man. Damn decent – unusually. However cannot let it pass without a bitch re Aznavor. Had the little monkey arsed cunt for many Pools a good few seasons ago but he had the customary frog ill grace not to oblige. At least the Pool nabbed the froggy fucker and Yours Truly did not have him in play so he was not too heinously filched orfer me. C’est la vie. Salaud.

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