Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who predicted the very sadly inevitable death of BBC Five Live Presenter and newsreader Rachael Bland who has very sadly died aged just 40 after a 2 year struggle with breast cancer. Thoughts are with her husband and young son at this difficult time.
Apologies to Black and White Cunt who was named the winner before we realised that he’d been pipped to the post by an earlier nomination.
So we move on to Dead Pool 111.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Janet Fookes
Émile Lahoud
Arlene Golonka
Julio María Sanguinetti
David Prowse
1
Heard of two of them. Quite good for you Shaun!
0
Which two?
0
Fookes and Prowse
Conservative peer and Darth Vader.
Not sure which way around.
2
That’s one more than me!
0
No fucking idea but wouldn’t sell them life insurance.
2
Richard Wilson
Ian St John
Betty White
George Bush Senior
Bridget Bardot
1
Thomas Markle
Giovanna Ralli
Bamber Gascoine
Muriel Pavlow
Jack Charlton
Thanks Dick.
1
Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
John Astin
1
POINT OF ORDER MR ADMINISTRATOR!
I nominated her at August 26, 2018 at 11:21 pm
B&WC nominated her at September 4, 2018 at 1:15 pm
Steward’s enquiry please!!!!!!
My picks for Pool 111 are
Ethel Kennedy
Dick Van Dyke
Chuck Yeager
Buzz Aldrin
Roberta McCain
1
I will investigate
0
I know naffink abaaaaaht it
6
Douglas Hurd
Nicholas Parsons
Vera Lynn
Bobby George
Prince Philip
1
Kirk Douglas
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Liz Fraser
Giscard D’Estange
1
Olivia de Havilland
Betty White
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Doris Day
1
Sorry . Betty’s taken.
Substitute Sterling Moss
0
How the fuck does De Haviland keep going? Yet some poor fucker of 40 buys the farm.
2
How the fuck do you think I feel having introduced the fragrant La De Haviland to the Pool (+many others).
2
If you paid more attention and spent less time in The Hop Pole then you’d get your nom’s in, keep up !
0
She was brilliant flying Mosquitoes….
3
Ian stjohn
Mark Spitz
Ellen barking
Diego maradonna
Dave Lee travis
1
Peter perves instead of Ian at john
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Dennis Waterman
Al Leong
Michael York
1
William Coors
Hutton Gibson
George P Shultz
Evelyn Rothschild
Penny Rimbaud
1
Mark Carney
Madeleine McCann
Lord Heseltine
Chris Williamson
James O’Shithead
5
Hillary Clinton (please god if you are real make it happen)
Nancy Pelosi
Sepp Blatter
Robert Mugabe
Jack Warner
3
Jimmy Carter
Donald Sutherland
Roberta Mc Cain
Jerry Stiller
Bob Hawke
1
Old Ma McCain is already taken
1
And so is Jimmy the Peanut King
0
Paul McCartney
Honor Blackman
Roxanne Pallet
Ed Woodward
Coleen Nolan
1
Sadly old Callan kicked the bucket in 2009…
0
I think George means the Manchester United CEO, Glazer stooge, and total cunt, ‘Dead’ Ed Woodward… Who is, unfortunately, still alive…
2
Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
Phil Everley
Little Richard
Elvis Costello
Charles Aznavour
BUGGER! Beaten to Vera Lynn AGAIN!
1
Phil Everley died in 2014 so it’s Bye Bye Love to that. Died of COPD due to cigarettes. Did you mean Don?
1
Oops. Funny it’s taken three dead pools for anyone to notice.
Substitute Joni Mitchell
1
Sorry Henry Kissinger over Jimmy Carter
1
And again, now i have read correctly – Gene hackman
0
Larry King
Tommy Chong
Michael j fox
Cher
Jimmy Carter
1
What what what… 2 ??
0
Swap Jimmy Carter for Kate Price
0
Definitely a candidate for minge ROT.
2
Iffy Newton John
Jan Michael Vincent
Frank Windsor
Genesis P’Orridge
Geoffrey ‘Bootface’ Palmer
2
Fuck all me time honoured noms filched again. Treble bugger.
Fenella Fielding
Nicholas Parsons
Roy Hattersley
Leslie Phillips
Rhonda Fleming
2
Bastard Parsons filched. Have
Lionel Blair
1
Filched is more pleasant than felched. Count yerself lucky.
2
Clive James
Franco Zeferreli
Mel Brooks
Sir Everton Weekes
Slimeball Kinnock ( senior )
3
Ray Reardon
Ken Kerchaval
Kenneth Cope
Betty Boothroyd
Jackie Stalone.
2
Anthony lynton blair
Anthony blair
Tony Blair
That cunt blair
A.L. Blair
12
He may be a satanist and has probably done a deal with the devil but he hasn’t got five lives!
Or has he?
6
I hope that cunt dies a slow painful death very slow
1
I must get my picks in quicker.
Julie Goodyear
Ray Kennedy
Petula Clarke
Jerry Lee Lewis
Bill Treacher
1
Camilla Parker-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Emma Thompson
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman*
*Probably from OCD, over-jiggy excessive ornamentation. Probably the most boring Dutchman alive.
2
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Diego Maradona
Eve Marie Saint
1
I got Diego captain..
0
A beautiful pic of Corbyn in today’s papers, looking rather frightened…
2
Angela Lansbury
James Earl Jones
Val Biaoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
Gary Glitter
Bob Barker
1
Raul Castro
Nobby Stiles
Barry Fry
Baroness Trumpington
Warren Buffett
1
Sergei Skripal
Dominic Grieve
Ian Watkins (Lostprophets baby-fiddler)
Elton John
Kenneth Clarke
3
Skripal could be a great outside bet given today’s developments.
3