Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who predicted the very sadly inevitable death of BBC Five Live Presenter and newsreader Rachael Bland who has very sadly died aged just 40 after a 2 year struggle with breast cancer. Thoughts are with her husband and young son at this difficult time.
Apologies to Black and White Cunt who was named the winner before we realised that he’d been pipped to the post by an earlier nomination.
So we move on to Dead Pool 111.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Meatloaf
Roy Walker
Sir Nicholas Soames MP
1
Vivian Campbell
Larry King (sorry, I mean Carl Reiner)
Stanislaw Kowalski
Tommy Chong (sorry I mean Carol Channing)
Beverley Cleary
1
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Anna Karen
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine
1
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
1
Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Elon Musk
1
Elon Musk deserves a cunting in his own right, it seems being a billionaire is mutually exclusive to being a massive bell end.
4
Rose West ? do you mean Cherie Blair? asking for Chris Spivey
4
Earl Cameron
Richard O’Sullivan
Jill Gascoigne
Terry Jones
Sonny Barger. (The Mick Jagger punching Hells Angel cunt )
2
Don King
Murray Walker
Esther Rantzen
Bobby Charlton
Mel Brooks
0
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Harley Race
Pedro Morales
Jim Herd
‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington
1
You’ll need a time machine for Billy Graham. He threw his seven earlier this year!
1
Think old Sinistro might mean some wrestler chappie, being somewhat connected allegedly to the world of contact sports and have a suspicion Yours Truly might well have had converse with him on BDSM sites orf a very dubious nature.
1
Martin Peters
Michael Schumacher
Frank Williams
Dickie Davies
Frank Bough
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Sorry I nicked Warner. Although someone probably had Reynolds anyway.
0
Lily Allen
Joni Mitchell
David Crosby
Gerry Adams
Peter Mandelson
1
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
George Takei (sulu)
Bill Cosby
Barbara Windsor
0
Gerald Harper
Petula Clark
Pearl Carr
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
0
Billy Connelly
Pope Benedict
Mickey Gilley
Clint Eastwood
Nicola Sturgeon
0
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Morrissey
0
Liz Fraser anyone?
0
They’re dropping like flies I tell you!
0
I know Fraser gone Babs Windsor has had a pacemaker fitted and Fenella Fielding has had a stroke!Ohhhhh Matron
0
I’ll claim that one
0
Dropped Burt Reynolds yesterday and now he is dead.Fuck suit bugger can’t.
0
######cunt
0
In the words of Corey Lewandowski: womp womp
0
Had Bastard Burt as a regular for years then dropped him and other cunts picked him up. Feel your pain Shaun but do I care? Actually yes, bad form for the Pool to miss another cunt. Up our game chaps.
0