Dead Pool (106)

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Congratulations to our old friend Dioclese who correctly predicted the former UN Secretary General, Kofi Annan, would be the next to die. He passed away today at his home in Switzerland.

On to Deadpool 106:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

57 thoughts on “Dead Pool (106)”

  1. Bullseye! After years shooting at Javier Perez de Cuellar, I finally picked the right UN Sec General…

    Here’s my new five :
    George Herbert Walker Bush
    Betty White
    Olivia de Havilland
    Leah Bracknell
    John McCain (love his fries)

  4. Thomas Markle
    Alan Bennett
    Miriam Margolyes
    Willie Thorne
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, Dio

  6. Giscard d’Estaing
    Ethel Kennedy
    Dick Van Dyke
    Chuck Yeager
    Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

    • Damn, I’ve been having Chuck for yonks, but I’m sure he’ll live to 120.

      • Thieving gypsy pikeys, he’s been mine for yonks.

        Change to Tom Stoppard.
        Let’s hope he goes the way of Rosencrantz or Guildenstern. Hey! Psh. Try the salad.

  9. Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Pete Murray
    Cleo Laine
    Barbara Windsor

    Nice one Dio…

  11. Good shot Dio👍

    Ray Rearden
    Kenneth Cope
    Jackie Stallone
    Betty Boothroyd
    Gazza

  13. Bill treacher….grabbing him back
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy
    Julie Goodyear

  14. Clodagh Rogers
    Alan Titchmarsh
    Grace Slick
    Madeleine McCann
    James O’Shithead (carbon monoxide poisoning?)

  18. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

    ——-

    I would just like to note that in office Kofi – how can I put this – “leaned” heavily on his African heritage (born in Ghana) to promote the rainbow continent and its causes.

    Cunt dies in Switzerland!

    About as far removed from any Africunt nation as you can get. And that says more about how great that entire shithole is than any fucking popularist YouTube video out there!

    Ah but I’m sure the ones invading Southern Spain – on there way here to Fantasy Island – really are the Doctors, Scientists, Engineers, etc……

  19. Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Dennis Waterman
    John Carpenter
    Derren Nesbit

    And congrats to Dioclese…

  20. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  23. Norm Coleman
    Denis Goldberg
    Hector Timerman
    Spencer P Jones
    Chris Wilson (Musician)

  25. Dick Van Dyke
    Angela Lansbury
    James Earl Jones
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

  26. Vivian Campbell
    Larry King
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
    Beverley Clearly (the author)

  27. Tony Blair
    Gina Miller
    Cara Delavigne
    Sadiq Khan
    Jeremy Corbyn

    The last two hopefully slotted by Mossad.

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