Congratulations to our old friend Dioclese who correctly predicted the former UN Secretary General, Kofi Annan, would be the next to die. He passed away today at his home in Switzerland.
On to Deadpool 106:
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
Camilla Parker – Bowles
Jilly Cooper
Emma Thompson
Emma Watson
Daniel Barenboim
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Frank Windsor has been pinched by some dirty cunter as well as Ken Cope.
Livvie Neutron Bomb
Jan Michael Vincent
Genesis P’Orridge
Peter Egan
Tony Blackburn
0
Clive James
Micheal Parkinson
Jimmy carter
Jerry Stiller
Donald Sutherland
0
Sorry sterling moss to replace Clive James
0
My posts are still not appearing. Why do you fear me so much?
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If you’re referring to nominations, they’re either in the queue or been rejected. Like it says in the rules and/or the header top right hand corner.
Fear you? Don’t be so fucking silly.
2
I’m a fucking ghost of course you fear me. FFS
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Do stop being such an arse
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Ever have a ghost up the arse? Spooky….
0
Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Charles ‘Salvador’ Bronson
Levi Belfield
Any of these cunts can die and make me a winner, and save us taxpayers thousands.
1
Buzz Aldrin
Virginia McKenna
James Randi
Keith Richards
George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)
0
William Coors
Hutton Gibson
George P Shultz
Evelyn Rothschild
Penny Rimbaud
0
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Former Pope Benedict
1
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Pedro Morales
Harley Race
‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington
Bret Hart
1
Prince Philip
Vince Cable
Kenneth Clarke
Anna Soubry
Lord Adonis
Well done Dioclese!
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Fuck sake tail arse Charlie again and all me regular stable orf noms stolen. Bastards.
Rhonda Fleming
Jim Dale
Pete Murray
Roy Hattersley
Tom Jones
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