Dead Pool [103]

Posted on July 11, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who correctly predicted the death of Peter Lord Carrington, a long standing nomination by her other half!

Carrington’s death on Monday came on the same day as the resignations of Boris Johnson and David Davis – the first time two cabinet ministers quit within 24 hours of each other since Carrington and Humphrey Atkins resigned in 1982.

On to Deadpool 103

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

80 thoughts on “Dead Pool [103]”

Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 11, 2018 at 6:49 pm said:

George Alagiah
Bill Turnbull
N D Tiwari
Spencer P Jones
Douglas Hurd

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- Dioclese on July 11, 2018 at 11:49 pm said:
  
  Turnbull is a good punt but I gather Aligaia is on the mend…
  
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 11, 2018 at 11:54 pm said:
    
    He is safe for now perhaps but he isn’t cured and his cancer which he was lucky to have beaten the first time round has come back aggressively.I reckon his recent good news is merely the calm before the storm.
    
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 11, 2018 at 11:59 pm said:
    
    To beat advanced bowel cancer once is extremely lucky and to beat it twice is nearly unheard of.
    
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Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 11, 2018 at 6:50 pm said:

Apologies I didn’t upload this pool.Checkes the names yesterday on Deadwood 102.Must have missed it.

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Son of Krav on July 11, 2018 at 8:47 pm said:

Sadiq Khan
Sadiq Khan
Sadiq Khan

oh, and Lilley Allen.

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- Prime Minister Sinister on July 11, 2018 at 8:48 pm said:
  
  ……So you don’t like Khan then?
  
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  - Willie stroker on July 12, 2018 at 9:35 am said:
    
    Who does. Odious cunt.
    
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- George W Bamboo on July 13, 2018 at 6:42 pm said:
  
  Love that thought the little Rodent
  
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willie stroker on July 11, 2018 at 10:55 pm said:

Brian Murphy
Dickie Davis
David Bellamy
Phil Collins
Barry Cryer

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Black and White Cunt on July 12, 2018 at 12:25 am said:

All my regulars have gone, ya bastards.
Gordon Banks
Paul Gascoigne
David Hedison
Ric Flair
Chris Rea

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Gutstick Japseye on July 12, 2018 at 1:11 am said:

Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
George Clooney
Angus Young

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Dick Byrne on July 12, 2018 at 6:51 am said:

Jackie Stallone
William Coors
George P Shultz
Derek Hatton
Penny Rimbaud

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BastardWellBastard on July 12, 2018 at 6:15 pm said:

Ray Kennedy
Julie Goodyear
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Petula Clarke
Robert Wagner

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Twatakin cuntrubber on July 13, 2018 at 9:02 am said:

Danny baker
Kevin bacon
Richard madeley
Don Cheadle
Trevor McDonald

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- Dick Byrne on July 13, 2018 at 9:17 am said:
  
  Richard Bacon may have been a better bet…..
  
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  - Twatakin cuntrubber on July 13, 2018 at 11:59 am said:
    
    I am a silly cunt
    
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  - Twatakin cuntrubber on July 13, 2018 at 12:06 pm said:
    
    I meant to put down Kevin madeley and Richard bacon 😨
    
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George W Bamboo on July 13, 2018 at 11:20 am said:

Rolf Harris “sooner the better”
David Dimbleby
Lulu
Eric Clapton
Danny Dyer “Gold Plated Cunt”

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- HBelindaHubbard on July 14, 2018 at 1:32 pm said:
  
  Here’s hoping Rolf gets a didgeridoo shoved so far up his arris it rips his tonils out.
  
  If DD is Fick Mick Car’er, then I hope he gets Novytolchocked by Ian Beale’s halitosis. Or terminally face-sat by something resembling Mo Harris.
  
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George W Bamboo on July 13, 2018 at 11:35 am said:

Add
Ray Winston
Tom Jones
John Claude Yunker
Jimmy Tarbuck

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- George W Bamboo on July 13, 2018 at 4:03 pm said:
  
  Mrs Elizabeth Windsor time she turned her toes up miserable old git
  
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Dick Fiddler on July 13, 2018 at 12:03 pm said:

Thomas Markle
Alan Bennett
Miriam Margolyes
Willie Thorne
Jack Charlton

Good Shot, ‘Er Indoors.

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CaliAngel on July 13, 2018 at 3:22 pm said:

Kirk Douglas 102 Actor
Leah Bracknell 54 Actress \
Herman Wouk 103 Author
Olivia De Havilland 102 Actress
Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh

i’d have bagged Betty White if some other Cunt hadn’t gotten in first.

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- Admin on July 13, 2018 at 3:44 pm said:
  
  You can have Phil the Greek but I’m afraid all the others are already taken
  
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  - George W Bamboo on July 13, 2018 at 4:00 pm said:
    
    Sooner that cunt dies the better waste of tax payers money
    He looks like the walking dead already
    
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CaliAngel on July 13, 2018 at 5:52 pm said:

Sean Connery
Phil the Greek
Warren Beatty
Al Pacino
Robert Redford

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Duke of Cuntshire on July 14, 2018 at 9:19 am said:

Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
James Randi
Keith Richards
George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

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John Calvin's Ghost on July 14, 2018 at 12:38 pm said:

Frank Bough
Michael Aspel
Frank Williams ( vicar in Dads army)
Martin Peters
Bill Roache

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Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 14, 2018 at 8:34 pm said:

Was just at a local event and bumped into one of my picks for this round.Even shook his hand.Was in a group of people and only I recognised him. despite all of them knowing who he was beforehand.A very surreal yet sad experience.

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Boris the Boilsucker on July 18, 2018 at 1:39 pm said:

Benn on holiday so a couple of cunts turning up their toes.

Anyway, my nominees are:
Gerald Harper
Petula Clark
Pearl Carr
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris

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Irma Quant on July 19, 2018 at 4:49 pm said:

Pete Doherty
The Dalai Lama
The Pope
Eric Pickles
Johnny Depp

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Norman on July 24, 2018 at 12:49 pm said:

Anyone have Paul Madeley? No doubt about it, Madeley was a great player… Pity he played in the least entertaining side to win the league title ever….

Also sad to hear of Danny Kirwan’s passing… The bloated Fleetwood Mac cash cow soap opera rumbles on, but Danny (with Peter Green and Jeremy Spencer) was part of the original and the best…

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Themagiccunt on July 26, 2018 at 12:01 am said:

Oprah Winfrey
Monica Lewinsky
Fraulein Merkel
That cunt magician Dynamo
Eddie fucking Izzard

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Sir Limply Stoke on July 26, 2018 at 2:41 am said:

Grumpy Old Cunt you have been inducted in to me Heartfelt Hall orf Hate alongside you other cunts that have filched me original and long standing noms. May you all be consigned to Hell with an insatiable urge for gratification, a dry old slapper and a tube orf superglue.

Rhonda Fleming
Tony Bennett
Con Cluskey
Dec Cluskey
Richard Wilson

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Sir Limply Stoke on July 26, 2018 at 2:52 am said:

Bastard Wilson is filched so I’ll have

Walter Wolfgang

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