Migrant Rescue Boats

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A monumental cunting for the NGOs, Charities or whatever the fuck they are that deliver migrants to Europe in rescue boats.

These stupid, do-gooding fucking idiots are aiding and abetting the people smugglers of North Africa. They are probably even putting the smuggler’s prices and profits up by rescuing any boatload of unwanted vermin and guaranteeing them a crossing. The smuggler’s boats can be even less seaworthy because they only have to clear the Libyan beaches to reach a vessel chartered by the charitable idiots.

These are mostly not war refugees. They are the dregs of Africa who will drag wherever they settle down to their level, as they have done worldwide.

Deny the charitable cunts port of entry anywhere in Europe and fuck them off back to their friends in Africa, the cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Am I missing something? Surely if the migrant rescue charities off the coast of Libya are there to save lives, they’d be returning the migrants to the nearest point of safety i.e. a beach in Libya.

Then the dozy cunts would have more time to pull a few more out of their sinking rubber dinghies. While they’re fucking about trying to gain access to a port in Greece or Italy or Malta or Spain, there are twenty times more drowning in the Med.

Makes no fucking sense.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

92 thoughts on “Migrant Rescue Boats”

  1. emergency cunting for whoever the fuck has told England fans not to sing anti – Europe songs during the Belgium game . its fucking obvious what will happen now . go for it lads!!

    • Fuckin red rag to a bull time!! With the anti European songs!

      Secondly this headline post just reminded me why I’ve been looking to purchase a fully operational submarine!
      😡

      • Plenty of abandoned subs in the former Eastern Bloc countries.
        They might need a wire brush and some WD40 though as they’ve sat for a few years…

  2. These cunts risk their lives to get to Europe, only to moan about how much they hate it while dealing narcotics, using weapons and robbing innocent civilians. Send them back to the shithole they came from. Fucking locusts.

    • Those useless cunts at the UN even reported that 7/10 are economic migrants and therefore not fleeing war. OK I know they are all doctors, engineers and scientists who will invariably enrich Europe but that’s no excuse.

    • Hear, hear, Jaynino!

      I am fed up of these cunts robbing the public, whilst most likely filling their dirty fucking boots with every handout they can snatch with their grubby mitts.

      I would love to get hold of one of those unseaworthy, rusting Sealink ferries from the 1970s, cram it to the gunwales with these cunts , set sail from Portsmouth and then scuttle the cunt in the mid-Atlantic. Loads of food for those cute little crustaceans.

    • Didn’t Cameron once refer to them as a swarm?? If I remember he got severely cunted by the libertards!! I actually LoL when I heard it…..

  3. Not sure if we have enough places at our local primary school for this bunch

    • That’s ok.

      We will make sure they have translators, enough money, somewhere to stay and food for their bellies.

      Then when applying for schools they will want (and be given) priority over our own children who were born here.

      Happened to us a couple of years ago where we had to go to appeal and fight like fuck in order to get our son into his local school.

      • Hello Duke. That’s what I meant. Send all these do gooder liberals down to Davy Jones’ locker.
        Oh, and the migrant boats too.

    • I’d send a boat out…

      …with a nice chum line going!

      Mediterranean sharks are useless cunts aren’t they! They are the Westminster of the shark world!

      Pity they weren’t migrating to South East Asia on rubber rings, those pacific sharks know their shit!

  5. Cant understand the Spanish. They are infested with African illegals, have high unemployment yet allow these fuckers in.

    • As far as I know the peacefuls occupied Spain &
      Portugal for 800 years until the last of the cunts
      were chucked out by El Cid in 1492 the year Columbus discovered America
      You’d have thought the dagoes would have learned their lesson by now

  6. New Guinea has more than just one crocodile infested island for rent, or send them to Svalbard with the polar bears.

  7. Where are the Somali pirates when you need them!
    Oh, sorry:just realised, they only rob the rich!

  8. Hang on! Has anyone called Lilley Allen? She needs to issue an apology and get her spare rooms made up.

  9. Spanish Government probably earning brownie points from EU Commission to cash in next time they want to break a few Catalonian heads.

  10. Darkies never look happy in boats. The ones we saved and brought to civilisation a couple of hundred years ago are still whinging on,ungrateful bastards. This latest lot’ll be no better,as soon as they realise that they can sit around on their arses all day doing nothing,while being paid to breed like rats and blame Whitey for their shortcomings,there’ll be no holding them. Darkies are like kids…”Spare the rod,Spoil the child”. Yer average African native is capable of being trained,but a strong arm and a lot of patience are required.
    Sinking these boats isn’t a great idea. The pollution from several hundred unwashed jungle-bunnies’ corpses will be worse than when the Exxon Valdez went down. It would ruin the fishing and holiday trade on the beaches where they washed up. It would be far better to pay some mental Dunecoon General to have his soldiers drive back the scavenging scum before they got the chance to dip their diseased bodies in the water.
    Fuck them.

    • Never look happy in boats, almost certainly because they realise once put thiswill result in almost certain death as they will sink like a fucking stone if washed overboard.

      • Having said that Dick they must enjoy it as there are lots in each boat.

      • That’s cos they’re highly sociable animals, attracted to each other like flies to shit… except without the flies… and liking nothing better than a lovely day out on the ocean waves affording them a chance to see the wildlife, including Buttlards, Seacatweasels, Flabbottomuses, Lammies (a type of oily, overgrown sea slug) and hopefully a glimpse of Davy Jones locker at the end of the day, if they’re lucky.

  11. Maybe the older Spaniards remember the good old days of 900 years of Muslim rule and long for a return of it.
    But think they may be in for a shock if they expect the old style moors who were fairly well educated and honorable by the standards of the day. The new version is totally evil and like a plague of locusts.

    • If the current crop could build something like the Alhambra, I wouldn’t turn them away myself. Those were the long-gone days.

      • Islam has gone backwards since those days. Christianity had the Enlightenment, Islam has had the opposite and reverted to superstitious savagery.

      • Think Christianity’s past its sell-by too. The Enlightenment itself derived from the heretical wish to question our origins and the cosmos. It was a product of Christianity, perhaps, but as a reaction, IMO.

        Saying that, ever been struck by the ideological parallel between the Puritans and ISIS? I have. Actually the jihadis share my opinion of Western society as decadent, greedy, faithless and overripe for change…we merely differ (radically) on the methods.

      • Interesting… Jihadis /ISIS appear to share the opinions of several (not necessarily you or me) posting here. Viz their:

        Misogyny
        Homophobia
        Pro Authoritarian government
        Antisemitism
        Anti-PC-Virtue Signalling Liebour libtard cuntishness…

        Just sayin’.

      • Tat tvam asi, RTC, as our Sanskrit-speaking distant ancestors might say…

        Though I’m sure a lot of it – not all – is exaggerated for effect, the product of bitter personal experience, or simply blowing off steam whose pressure has built up in other contexts. (Sorry to be so understanding, and I will return to ISAC mode shortly)

        This site’s a damn sight more therapeutic than ear candles and counselling, anyway.

      • Agree 100% (no exaggeration) Komodo.

        Big difference between Cunters blowing off steam and/or exaggerating here (including me) and the psychopaths who want to return us to the Middle Ages… or worse.

  12. If I had a kid of a suitable age I would make him play Sink the Migrants Boat in the bath.
    I might put that as a suggestion on mums.net

    • That should get them all worked up on a hot summers night. They may even call you a cunt.

  13. That evil little shit Warwick Davis is on telly tonight with that rampaging Fuckwit Bear Grills.
    Pair of bastards. I hope that they meet a sticky end.

    • A fucking weird mashup and no mistake, Mr F.
      I wonder if Bear Grylls is planning to eat Warwick Davis?

      • More likely to make the Porg drink his piss before he skewers the little hobgoblin.

      • Ho ho, cuntflap and I must’ve had the same thought at the same time! Now I can’t shake the image of a spit-roasted (not the sexy way) dwarf over a merrily crackling fire.

    • I’m hoping that it’s some kind of a “Deliverance” remake where Bear and Warwick trespass into the shallow end of Michael Barrymore’s Olympic size swimming pool,just as Michael and Alan Carr overdo do it on their Chemsex drugs whilest whittling baseball bats.

      Fuck them.

      • I liked Warwick in ‘Life’s Too Short’. I’ve got the DVD if anyone wants to rent it?

      • I was amused by the tag line “Warwick reaches new heights,” what cunt wrote that.

      • How did you guess? Yes, I enjoyed that one too – closely identify with Frank Gallagher in fact. Still have about 4 fucking seasons to wade through… possibly not in this life though.

  14. Blacks can’t swim. They sink like stones. Their skin absorbs water,and down they go. That’s why you never see a tarry swimmer at the Olympics,or even the local baths…unless they’re there to break into the lockers and steal the wallets,or to peek under the changing room doors at “da white wimmin”.

    • As somebody else pointed out on here a while back that blacks can’t swim.

      Remember the Tarzan tv series? To escape from the chasing black savage hoard all Tarzan had to do did was swim across the convenient river leaving the savages on the bank jumping up and down shouting ‘ooga booga, ooga booga’.

      Worked every time.

  16. I’m proper sick of these cunts in life jackets that have never even seen a life jacket or even know what it is trying to jackbar their way into our continent by any means necessary. Even if they are ‘fleeing war’, (they’re not) I couldn’t give a fuck. The pictures are so contrived – poor wee africunts looking up with doe eyes in the boats that they were stupid is enough to get into to invade a continent no cunt want a them in.

    The real cunting here though is for the NGO’s that facilitate this insanity. NGO’s are invariably staffed by well meaning but clueless young cunts called ‘Tom’ and ‘Chloe’.

    Tom.and Chloe met at uni. Both as thick as shite and should ideally have gone to work in a call centre after ‘uni’.

    Bank of mum and dad bankroll them moving into a shithouse one bedroom flat off the Effra road for 600 grand.

    It all goes well until Tom and Chloe are cornered one night after a night out in the bars of Brixton. Which are ‘amazing…so diverse. You get to meet people you never meet in Surrey’.

    Anyway, a crew of somalicunts threaten to rape chloe unless she hands over her latest cuntphone. Tom just stands there pissing himself like the zeta male cunt he is and always was and always will be.

    Tom and Chloe evacuate back to Surrey the next morning

    • People you never meet in Surrey…

      Unless they happen to be selling Albanian tap-dancing powder, or they’re pikeys “collecting” door-to-door.

  17. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. If these cunts actually want to save lives they’ll stop picking these people up. Eventually they’ll get the hint and stop risking their lives attempting to cross.

  18. Sure, pick them up. Then take them back to a nice deserted beach anywhere on the N. African coast, shoot anything that looks like a people smuggler and destroy their boat, if it’s still afloat. It’s a bloody racket. They’ve probably set up as travel agents in every cuntry in Africa…come to sunny Europe where the streets are paved with chiggun..

    • Good point – I bet the sighting of a chiggun in Africa is as rare as rocking horse shite.

      • TIP:
        Doctor Mtembe Ngogo says, when you good people take his express service from your village direct to Calais, be sure and eat rocking horse shite, available in any European store. It’s good for genital warts, kills desire for neighbour’s goat, makes you VERY potent and can be used for cleaning oil stains obtained when riding under railway carriage.

  19. Off point….
    Tottenham player Danny rose in sky interview said “ I wouldn’t recommend being a professional footballer to my children “ ? Yeh I can see keeping fit earning riches that would embarrass king Midas , having a GQ lifestyle, women dropping at your feet could be a serious problem!
    Wonder what rose would be doing if he wasn’t a pro footballer?? FFS!!

    • Sorry forgot to add rose did say it’s the greatest job but does have its drawbacks …… What like your expected to get out of fuckin bed? Turn up for training! Cunt ……. 😎😎

      • But what do 99% of retired footballers do? If they’re too thick to be pundits or managers or played for lower league teams and no-one’s really heard of them, what is there past the age of 38? The fucking mongs will invariably have spent their fortunes. Gazza and Kenny Sampson spring to mind…surely neither long for this world. And a good thing too, the fucking alkies.

      • Yeh being professional footballer is an absolute mugs game, who in their right mind would put themselves thru that?
        My 14 nephew dreams of being a pro footballer I better go and have a chat with him , explain that earning a wheelbarrow full of cash every week, living in a mansion and driving a fleet of expensive cars isn’t all it’s cracked up to be……..

  20. Stupid ? Do-gooding ? Idiots ? Fellow cunters… These mirror universe ubers (where where Mr Smith picks up Mr Kh….) are far from it. And the people that run, work on and operate them (but not the finaciers) are FAR from it. They know what they do, they truly believe in what it will achieve (they relish it), they are calculated in everything they do, 10 steps ahead of any coastguard or border patrol at all times. They operate under the belief their cause is virtuous, righteous and we are the devil. We are all that is wrong with society and the universe would be better off had we never existed. It is what they believe – I have met one.

  21. Maybe he could become a bus driver and then in 30 years time his son could be the Mayor of Londonistan mirroring Suckdicks fight from immigrant to brownnosing champagne socialist.

  23. They’re not even ‘economic’ migrants. They are soldiers, hell bent on war. The men deal with the indoctrination and the occasional spot of street violence, whilst the women fire out new male babies at a rate roughly in tandem with the knots they’re clamouring to cross the Med with. It pains me to say it, but whilst the likes of Italy and Kurtz in Austria are showing promise in joining in with the East European mindset already established, it is all just too little too late for Western Europe. It is going to fall, by the sheer weight of exponential numbers alone. They’ve won and are no longer even pretending it’s not their goal.

  24. If these migrant types are so vulnerable and poor, how come most of these scum have iPhones and label name clothes?…. Funny, you never saw a refugee, a poor homeless person, or a beggar with a top bollocks phone and designer threads in the old days. eh? This lot are filth… Human fucking filth….

  25. Trust Cuntenfuhrer Merkel and those German cunts to infest Western Europe with these human vermin (and those Swedish and Froggie cunts are no better!)…. Fucking Krauts: they were bad for Europe then, and they’re bad for Europe now…

  27. Commeth the hour commeth the Cunt!!!

    Today ISAC hall of famer and possibly Britain’s biggest political cunt ever is making yet another brexit intervention, blair is calling for a delay in leaving the EU and says that populist politics is leading us into danger, he then mentions 1930.s ( that old chestnut) 💤💤💤
    He also claims that he is fed up with people telling him they are bored of brexit?
    Not half as fed up as millions of British citizens are listening to your fuckin lies you clueless Cunt …….

  29. Like you RP I haven’t got a clue how he has avoided charges!
    Instead of just staying under a rock this utterly despicable piece of human waste keeps popping up doing the dirty work for his EU bum chums!!
    The only good point has to be such in Blair’s lack of self awareness he still believes that people trust him? And listen to him? Funny right? So everytime he talks it’s an own goal for remain…….

    • But he doesn’t give a flying fornicate whether ‘people’ listen to him or trust him, does he? All he has to do is influence the influential, and he’s telling them exactly what they want to hear. So they, who do get listened to, propagate the Word of Blair on the cunt’s behalf. People you’ve never heard of in the Institute For Tony Blair propagate it anonymously on social media. He can posture and blair platitudes all he likes – it’s simple remoaner virtue-signalling. The current remoaner tack is to point out that visceral hatred of Blair is by itself no reason to want Brexit, and what about (insert current frightening meme here)? Some remoaners are even cleverly presenting themselves as critical of Blair.

      It’s not all about him. His function is arguably sacrificial now – and we can be certain he will be rewarded in any case.

      But it’s good to see the abject terror with which he responds to populism, and the confusion he suffers when proposing that populism isn’t democracy.

  30. Mine the route those rescue boats take , then when they sink, drop depth chargers on the fuckers for good measure.
    I thank you.

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