The modern plod

 Any and every police force in the United Kingdom.

First off the fucking truncheon – I do not give a solitary single shit if anyone here is affiliated with plod, and care not a fucking jot if anyone thus is offended.

But… but… it’s really CPS, senior officers, also Cressida Dick – no. Not in my opinion. Each and every fucker associated with the badge is a cunt of biblical proportions. Senior members are pure, crystalized cunt indeed but the fucking morons pounding the streets (when they can be arsed) show next to no sensitivity, empathy, critical-thinking or decency of judgement with their day-to-day duties.

Right, where do we fucking start… do we hit the ground running with topical matters such this truly unfortunate pensioner, who, through no fault of his own, finds himself in a total nightmare of fighting for his life against a now-deceased piece of shit intruder, with the double-whammy of Plod first treating him like a deliberate murderer (manslaughter should have been investigated instead, you fucking cunts), then has the shitboys in blue effectively hand the pikey scumcunt family of mudered burglar a free reign to trespass, intimidate and obstruct his own fucking home with tributes – then, to rub caustic soda into the wounds, some egg-headed tripe-munching cunt of a superintendent declares the death of the robbing scum valiantly warded off as a ‘tragedy’. Un-fucking believable, Jeff.

That my fellow cunters is merely a succint précis of British police.

What if we turn our attention to their recruitment policies? The British Transport Police hold minority-only workshops for recruitment, essentially a positive discrimination drive to make sure a set percentage of recruits HAVE to be ethnic or female. Reports on similar police drives can be found on a basic search.

Well-publicised on this site is the (in)famous police announcement in 2017 that we now can feel safe and snug from big bolshy bastards out to hurt us with nasty words and flamebaiting, thanks to a specialist division of 900+ officers dedicated to tackling ‘hate crime’, thereby prioritising the snowflakes and the amaziongly thin-skinned peacefuls amonst others.

Also reported in 2017 (Telegraph) was the fact that 9 out of 10 burglaries are closed without even identifying a suspect. I can tell you from first-hand experience how utterly uninterested the police are in these crimes, and not just burglary – thefts in general basically require the perpetrator to incriminate himself before Plod acts.

We could write an entire compendium of cuntitude against the police. Time is pressing so we can only skim over the shameful disgrace of last year’s participation in that fucking rainbow parade debacle, the dumb fucking rozzer who twerked with the disease-ridden Carribean cunt at last year’s Notting Hill, the sheer impotence in the face of London knife-crime, the woeful figures on catching paedophiles which has led to vigilante groups, rightly or wrongly, taking matters into their own hands to ensare nonces, and something that warrants a cunting all on its own – persecution of any and every man without evidence whenever the sexual assault whistle is blown. This includes cases where women have changed their minds on consent AFTER the fact, police themsleves ‘fiddling’ disclosure of phone evidence in an attempt to secure a conviction with no regard for the ruination of young lads’ lives and the frankly comical case last year where, some actress cried sexual assault on a man, I shit you not, who walked straight past her in a crowded Waterloo station

I fucking despise the bastard police with a passion – it is almost like these cunts are deliberately opting to frustrate the bulk of the genuine tax-paying public with their increased preference for political stances instead of tackling real victims of real crime. The only time I ever see Plod animated in numbers is to claim their 20% Nandos discount (yes, Nandos celebrate the discount they give the cunts), or when some homeless cunt is getting moved on, three officers to a man.

Useless, utterly fucking useless. My advice – if you are ever the victim of any crime, do not waste time whatsoever with fucking Plod – take matters directly into your own hands.

Nominated by. The Empire Cunts Back

NME

The NME are cunts…

The last printed issue of this pile of shite is now dead and gone, and good fucking riddance….

It has always been crap and a breeding ground for knobheads and utter cunts… Julie Burchill, Tony Parsons, Danny Kelly, Bob Geldof, Paul Morley (colossal cunt), David Quantick, Stuart Maconie, Andrew Collins, Danny Baker, Sam Wolfson, Hamish McBain are just a few in their cunts roll of honour…. Also the publications’ unhealthy long term obsession with Morrissey gives them a cunt red alert…

Their worst crime (apart from sucking up to Morrissey)? In 1988, Mark Sinker (a rare non-cunt at NME) said U2’s ‘Rattle and Hum; album was crap and gave it 4 out of 10… NME wanted a U2 cover story and interview, so they changed Sinker’s review without telling him, and Stuart Baille gave the album an arselcking 8 out of 10 instead….

They got their U2 exclusive. licked Bonio’s jacksy, and Sinker resigned in fury…. Conclusive proof that the so-called New Musical Express was by cunts and for cunts….

Nominated by Norman

The Gender Pay Gap

I’d like to nominate advocates of the gender pay myth for a cunting. Whilst it does exist it exists for perfectly legitimate reasons and I’m sick of right on snowflake cunts like Al-BBC pretending its only there because of ‘muh sexism’. Hasn’t it crossed their minds that that would be illegal?

nominated by.OpinionatedCunt

 

Donald Tusk [4]

 

 

Donald Tusk is about due another cunting. He recently made a speech in Dublin in which he said that was furious about Brexit, and called it “one of the saddest moments of the 21st Century”. No, Tusk, considering all the wars that have been, and are still being fought. Considering all the people who died in the World Trade Centre attack, all the people living poverty, starving to death, dying from diseases, and the simple fact that so many people in the world are being persecuted simply for believing in a different God, having a different political view or simply having a different opinion to smug, left wing cunts like Tusk, Brexit is nowhere being one of the saddest moments of the 21st Century.

This unelected prick has spent nearly TWO years slagging off the British people for having the audacity to want our leaders to be elected by US, rather than a committee of lickspittles and useful idiots. Yet in his speech, he actually had the nerve to say, “It is much more important that we all respect our common rules such as human rights and civil liberties, freedom of speech and freedom of assembly, checks and balances and the rule of law. This is the true foundation of our unity”.

What an utter fucksicle Tusk is. What a fucking hypocrite. He and his fellow unelected bureaucrats in the EU, and their traitorous allies in the Remain camp have spent the past two years DISRESPECTING the human rights and civil liberties of the British people. They have, and in some cases, still are, doing everything they possibly can to keep the UK enslaved by the EU. It’s our right to decide for ourselves who governs this country. Why won’t this undemocratic twat respect THAT? Why won’t he respect our right to decide to leave an organisation that has never done anything but take from the UK? All they’ve ever given us in return are insults and contempt, and then they not only wonder why we chose to leave, but blame us for that decision.

Tusk also said that Brexit could cause another conflict in Europe, and that it could lead to the collapse of the EU. Well, good. I hope the EU does collapse. It would be the best thing that could happen to that corrupt, autocratic, Sovietesque organisation. If was in any way a benevolent entity, we wouldn’t be leaving in the first place. The sheer bile that Tusk, Juncker, Verhofstadt, Barnier and all the other unelected EU tossers have thrown at us over the past two years proves the malignancy that infects the EU.

Tusk is so unpopular, even his fellow Poles didn’t want him to have the Job he’s currently doing. So, Tusk, fuck you and fuck the EU. You complete and utter cunt.

another epic QDM nomination.

Anna Richardson

Can I nominate Anna Richardson the cocky presenter of Channel 4’s Naked Attraction.This minging slapper who has no doubt spent many a happy hour flicking Sue Perkins’s bean and rimming her matted hairy arsehole thinks that she is some kind of sex-expert.However on Naked Attraction she insists on referring to the real female (not weirdo trannies) external genitalia as “the vagina” instead of the “vulva”
She doesn’t even know how to name a lady’s bits correctly. What a caaaaant!

Nominated by janell.