Cressida Dick [2]

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What can I say? She’s a Dick.

Doubtless some will think “where have I heard that name before?” and recall that it was linked to the total balls made by the Met and its specialist teams over the false identification as an active terrorist and the subsequent surveillance and Ramboesque slaughter orf the innocent Jean Charles de Menedez in a tube train at Stockwell. Whoops.

No harm done though because Cressida kept her plum and nicely diverse job and went on to become Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police despite the anguish, incompetence and callous treatment inflicted upon the Menendez family which whipped up a whirlwind orf criticism across politics and the media. Exonerated of blame by a police enquiry, head down, Carry On Cressida.

Thus London is proud to still have her in post to defend the Smoke against the rapidly rising tide orf knife and gun murders orf colour (and I do not just mean the deluge orf crimson drenching the young victims and pavements) in the Capital. Doubtless you will further recall a previous post by Yours Truly listing the names orf victims from a previous carve up which appeared to feature none orf white ethnicity. Embarrassing.

Since then bugger all seems to have been done by Ms Dick about it except a little scattering orf Snowflakes and protestations that it is all doine to society and “de yoot is disenfranchised and ain’t got nuttin’ to do” except try to kill each other. Accept it is all my fault, again, as an old white cunt but a little confused at the experts orf colour popping up orn telly now demanding a return to ‘Stop and Search’ as maligned by the PC brigade for years – providing it is part orf a holistic approach and is seen as one tool from a toolbox orf other measures including cuddly toys for all and tea lights in every crack den. Oooomm.

I reckon at least six more carve ups have taken place in the Smoke since YT started this missive. Personally YT believes it is all doine to the extra hour orf daylight (de yoot need plenty orf light for a good drive by) so roll orn the long hot days orf summer. PS whatever happened to the acid attacks? Fickle yoot fashion. Stop and Search T shirts?

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

81 thoughts on “Cressida Dick [2]”

  1. Her partner Helen is also a police officer.

    She works in a ‘busy south London borough’ as a response team inspector, according to the Standard.

    Dick was appointed to her new job by the Queen on the recommendation of Home Secretary Amber Rudd.

    Rudd and London Mayor Sadiq Khan were reportedly impressed by Dick’s vision for the Met, which focuses on openness and modernisation.

    Despite having a distinguished career, Dick’s appointment was met with criticism.

    On 22 July 2005, Metropolitan Police officers killed Brazilian Jean Charles de Menezes at Stockwell Underground Station.

    He had wrongly been deemed to be one of the attackers involved in a series of attempted bomb attacks on 21 July.

    During the manhunt for the attackers, police misidentified de Menezes as one of the suspected bombers and shot and killed him.

    Dick was officer in command of that operation.

    ‘I have said many times that Jean Charles’s death was a terrible, terrible thing — something that everyone who was involved that day regrets and none of us can put ourselves in the shoes of a family,’ she told the Evening Standard.

    ‘I can completely respect their right to think what they think and to say what they say.’

    She was cleared of blame by a jury in the health and safety criminal trial against the police force in 2007.

    • All those points and others are covered in me original post via a link to a specialist publication in the public domain thus hopefully avoiding Admin getting an early morning knock at the door from the heavy mob. I leave you to make your own arrangements in that regard old heart.

    • A “graduate” of common purpose – as are most senior ranked officers from most counties.
      I see a “New” political party is to receive a reported £50m to help it off the ground – be under no illusion this is a common purpose idea. When you see the “graduates” and their background / job titles it should make any normal person afraid – very afraid. There are cunts at work right now and its not cunts who are about to make our lives any easier.

      https://www.cpexposed.com/

      I always think there is a comma and a question mark missing from the met chiefs name. Cressida, Dick?

    • I seem to recall there was some controversy over what was said by Ms Dick re instructions, during that operation and what was recorded or not, in the incident log.

  2. Epic cunting Sir Limpers!

    Sir Robert Peel is undoubtably spinning in his grave.

  3. I have an issue with the Menedez thing.

    If an armed officer shouted at me “I am an armed officer. Stop or I shoot” I would do exactly that… stop.

    He, being an illegal gimmegrant decided to fuck off by playing a game of chase; running along a road, round a few corners along a few more streets and then diving into the nearest tube station, jumping over the ticket barrier and jumping on to the nearest train. What the Fuck was he thinking.

    The rest, Sir Limply, I have to agree with. Utterly and completely.

    More socialist bullshit by having a slit-licker in the top police job in the country. This should appeal to the 0.0001% of the population that thinks it should, or should not, have a cock, or wants to play with another blokes cock, uses his arsehole as a cunt, etc.

    • Sorry but that is all totally wrong. There was no challenge, no chase and no apprehension. You should read the report. It was an execution pure and simple as a result of a series of farcical Keystone Cop cock ups.

      • I think the cops said at the time – “a full magazine in the face” to prevent a split second in detonating a bomb on their person. It was an execution – nothing less. Yet cunts like Cressida just say the right things, move the right bits of paper, speak to the right people and bam – another promotion. Doesn’t it make you sick and angry to the core? It does me. I had to laugh at the cunt walking down a road in Londonistan for the assembled cameras – name badge on and the walk that only rug munchers can pull off.

  4. Apparently the real target wasn’t Charles de Menezes, but his troublesome brother Dennis….

    Apologies for that….

  5. This is the thick cunt that is going to use Al Capone tactics to stop feral hoodrats from shooting and stabbing each other.

    Call me pedantic, but I don’t think council flat drug dealers and wannabe gangstas fill in tax returns let alone try and fiddle them.

    • The above comment was left in reply to a Freddie the Frog post (since mysteriously disappeared) that concluded with “it all stinks to high heaven” or words to that effect. Just putting the cunt in context, hope that’s ok…

  7. O’course her focus now will be on the cessation of “cultural enrichment” stabbings and shootings.

    Good luck with that you cunt!

    Personally I’d like for you to concentrate on the cessation of “peaceful enrichment” (and by “enrichment” I mean blowing the fuck out of and killing the infidel) in the Capital you cunt!

    And never forget: you’re only in that job because you tick the right boxes you cunt!

  8. She better not come round to the mean streets of Notting Hill where I live, She’ll get bombarded wiv Organic Tofu and smoothies and I’ll know naffink abaaaaaht.

    • It. All we need now is a Transgender Prime Minister and then the Pile’o’cunt will be finished.

      • Nah I just think that’s a vagrant hair from the Mr. Spock haircut.

      • She may not frighten the (police) horses, but, by Dog, that is a scary face.

        She should put the kit back in the dressing-up box, for adults to play with…

  9. cressida Dick, is like all senior appointments these days. All will toe the party line, all will commit to the party doctrine , and all will forgo the privilege of dissent.

    Chief of Staff for the Military will keep his gob shut until after retirement, when he will then be able to say “I thought it wrong ” or some other such shit.

    We live in a land of the fucked, run by the fuckers.

    Dick is exactly that, a Dick, but without the balls to go with it.!

    • You’re right, strapons don’t have balls. At least my wife’s doesn’t.

  10. Another deviant promoted due to her homosexuality,instead of despite it. So we know have the unedifying prospect of a woman who can’t follow Natural Law implementing her own warped moral code on The Metropolitan Police Force. Her mind set is obviously one of moral turpitude,so can she promote civil and moral behaviour when she cannot follow the laws of decent behaviour herself?

    She is the classic example of the result of the promotion and decriminalisation of homosexuality. She has inveigled her way into a position where she can,with her acolytes,set an agenda of corruption. She herself said that she was going to put deviants’ concerns at the top of the agenda…I bet she fucking is…another step down the path to the ruination of the morality of this country.

    Homosexuals have too many rights and have become shameless in their attempted corruption of the “normal” majority. They should be forced back into the closet,not celebrated and feted as some kind of role models for the young. The Gays are strengthening their stranglehold on the voices of dissent who object to rampant poofery. I’ve heard it myself…”Those that protest the loudest have something to hide”….fucking ridiculous argument…I can’t abide Rap music either,but that doesn’t make me a Bootsy Collins lookalike spouting gibberish through my gold teeth before I pimp out my girlfriend,sell drugs and finally shoot someone in a mugging gone wrong.

    But,back to the fragrant, Miss Dick. I’ve got no doubt that she would have been far happier if she could find a man. Obviously she’s no looker,but surely some man in London would be prepared to take her on. If she had a couple of brats at heel,a husband to wash and cook for,and a house to clean,she’d have less time to worry about pushing her perverted agenda. Scientists must try and isolate the Gay disease and produce a cure before humanity homofies itself into oblivion.

    Fuck them.

    • Do you think her truncheon has seen any ‘Action’ DF? There might be residue on it…could be a health hazard for any poor criminal who she arrests.

      • There was a cop from the junction
        whose testicles ceased to function.
        For the rest of his life
        he fooled his wife
        with snot on the end of his truncheon.

        Boom boom.

    • Don’t be bashful Dick – you’d look well cool blacked-up, in LED flashing shades and gold knee-high platform boots!

    • Fucking love it Dick (I mean your response as Dick Fiddler – not dick – perhaps I had better stop digging;-)

    • I is a poof and appauld your honesty. Apparently, in her early days she did partake of the cock.

  11. Slightly off topic but does anyone on here have a Copper(s) as a mate? That would be weird, they are naturally suspicious of every cunt and maybe because I mix with some lets say “Traders/Suppliers’ I am naturally a bit paranoy, anyways I like a bargain as much as most cunts and I like buying some products that seem to be sold by people who get them out the shop and imagine your Copper mate comes round and asks you where you got your equipment from, are they duty bound to arrest/report their mates? Got a couple of ex coppers in the Chapter and I’m watching them. I have naffink to hide of course.

    • I do. They tend to work on the principle of “I wont ask,you don’t tell”. I’ve had some excellent trips with Coppers. However, I also work on the idea that I can’t totally trust them,but then again, I think that of everyone,not just Coppers.

      • Yup, couldn’t agree more Dick (yet again).
        I have a couple of acquaintances who are old Bill. I wouldn’t trust either of them to look after my pint while I take a piss but they know that too. One is a Chief Inspector – deskbound and t’other is a Sergeant in the CID – a bigger fucking thief than any he has ever caught. Some of the yarns he has old me about being “first on the scene” is fucking incredible. Note many cops only have cop mates and a lot are married to filth too. They call it “in the job”. Both the cunts I know are planning the last 2 years off on the sick with stress,. And they will get it too.
        And my take on cunts? Its binary – 0 and 1 – EVERYBODY starts off as a 1 – default cunt status until they prove otherwise 😉

      • Best mate is Met, lot of stuff we don’t talk about, first brother in law was from a MUP anti terrorist unit (Croatia), I was MUP AT for a month (for legal reasons regarding an EU ruling on “Foreign military personnel”
        Mrs Benny II was the ex of a MET inspector (child protection) I shit myself on that one, thinking he might upload weird shit to my laptop and have me nicked) and sister in law to be is just about to kick it in with the local plod HQ because of the constant back stabbing in the job.
        The Brits are generally paranoid cunts, and the Croats were just extremely violent and determined, but it was the nature of the business at the time, probably changed a lot since then.
        “sigh, the good old days”
        sub note the Croats are the only ones physically kicking the refugees back over the border when the media is not about.

    • B&W cunt. Could you kindly provide me with your address so I can get a warrant organised.

      • @Cuntstable Cuntbubble, Only having a laugh. I am a fine upstanding citizen of England and I would never get involved in anything illegal. I go to bed at 9pm with a cup of hot chocolate, except on saturdays when I have a shot of Rum in it. innit. If your ever having a party, my mate Dave said he kniows someone who knows someone who cousins ftriends dad said he can get some paracetomol.

      • PS @Cuntstable Cuntbubble, I’m Mixed race and I live in London…there are’nt many of us abaaaaaht so finding me will be easy enough.

  12. Female Top Met cop
    Female pm
    Female home secretary

    Everything going to shit

    • Female DPP
      Female TUC cunt
      Female CBI cunt
      Female Head of State…

      Fuck me, you may be onto something there BWB…

    • Wait till their ‘Time of the month’ all happen at the same time…better run for the hills.

  13. When you’re out driving and you suddenly have a cop car in the immediate vicinity, do you feel protected, or, like me, despite having done nothing wrong and having nothing to hide, feel an overwhelming sense of paranoia….

    • You’re right to be afraid JR. A lot of plod cars have plate recognition software on them and it immediately tells them if the car is MOT’d, insured and if the owner is a former wrong un.

      If the car in question is not MOT’d, or insured, or is being driven by a scumbag then they’re immediately ignored – too much paper work and the cunt in question is likely to get arsey about being given a fixed penalty fine for having no lights, bald tyres or half an exhaust. So it’s move along please.

      PL and RO plate cars/vans, pissing out more smoke than the Flying Scotsman, again too much paperwork. So it’s move along please.

      If you’re a decent bod who does right by the DVLA year in, year out and are not a scumbag then if there’s any way possible that they can do you on a fixed penalty parking fine, 34mph in a 30mph zone or any other technicality then it’s “Allo Allo Allo!” cos they know we’re soft enough to pay up and won’t kick up a fuss.

      Plus they get to scratch that off as another “crime solved” statistic which gets the politicos salivating, even though they’re perfectly meaningless because the real culprits are avoided like the plague – purely to avoid paperwork.

      So JR be afraid, be very afraid.

      You could always go around dressed up in a couple of bedsheets, sandals and sport a straggly beard cos they avoid dealing with those cunts like the plague as well!

      • Absolutely spot on RWAC …
        Many police vehicles are ANPR enabled, Infa red cameras as well to catch you night and day!!
        The police like nothing more than a soft touch, it’s a numbers game and the Cunts would much rather nick a compliant law abiding citizen than deal with a dangerous toe rag!!
        Useless Cunts!!!

      • Why not have APNR on blambos and jiggaboos? Just watching news at ten and as much dislike I have for the filth I wouldn’t be a cop for a grand a day. Violence, violence, violence but all news at ten can find to own up to it are blambos . Get lifted for carrying a knife? Micro chipped for life. Desperate measures require desperate remedies. Of course there is very little personal responsibility involved. Broken homes, broken lives, blame the government. Still, they always have stone island and iPhone X’s to keep in touch with their bluds innit know what a mean? I have never seen a cunt in cheap trainers or old Nokia phones. One of them declares “we have to carry knives innit” to keep safe like innit

  14. How the fuck did she get that 230,000 pounds a year job after being in charge of that De menezes mess up? She should give his family her salary for the foreseeable future and live in Tower Hamlets with and learn whatever language they put the road signs in. The cunt.

  15. Unfortunately, it’s not just Cressida Dick who adheres to the PC, left wing, idiotic agenda. It’s currently every single person who’s appointed to a senior police position. Although never been in the police myself, I know a few retired police personnel and current police officers. The constables, sergeants and inspectors (apart from the fast track arseholes with ridiculous degrees who will make things even worse eventually) are as dismayed as everyone else at the fuck up caused by the cunts in charge. Most of them are, as previously mentioned, homosexual or lesbian, which can’t be a good sign for the future. I’m glad I’m a cunt of the older persuasion so I’ll be gone before poofery and rugmunching become compulsory. It won’t be long, though, at the rate things are going.

    • Poofery and necrophilia enjoy a long and honourable place in policing history, Dennis Nilsen was a police constable, and John Reginald Christie was a War Reserve policeman.

  16. When i am in Poland you don’t see knife crime like we have seen this week. Polish plod just steam in and cut the cancer out before it starts. anyone that commits a gun or knife crime goes to the big house for a very long time, the same goes for possession of an offensive weapon. I always feel safe walking the streets there. None of this old wank , Oh he had a bad upbringing , Oh he had no father figure figure. None of these scum bags are reminded of the gravity of there crimes anymore. When someone goes out with the intention of injuring or murdering some poor cunt, they are dangerous , no fucking excuses .

    • Well said. We have enough Polish in this country. We should form them up and implement Polish tactics. But we don’t. We pussyfoot around looking for fucking excuses. There was an absent father, he was a good boy but fell In with the wrong crowd, he stopped taking his meds, wrong. He is a cunt, plain and simple.

      • Yeah CnR, I know theirs to many Polaks in Blighty, Mrs Fistula included. culturally their the same as us, not like cunting medievil Peacefuls. My point is ,their still is a common sense approach in Eastern Europe unlike here. Its not Utopia far from it, lots of corruption etc. The Poles are fuckin gobsmacked what cunts get away with in Britain.

      • The only immigrants this country needs are Hungarians. lots of em, fucking millions if possible. They don’t take shit like we do. bring em in fast.No more fucking parking Stanleys, mulatto,s or fuck all else, the Hungarians know how to kick ass.

      • forgot to mention this one in my previous reply, mates father in law was Slovakian plod, annoying people tended to fall off balconies a lot, whilst in good old Jugo it was “died in hit and run accident” (this was later changed to heart failure after independence,) but yes police tactics are unique.
        I remember a good one when a pikey took his wife hostage and was waving a gun at plod, it became apparent that she was a willing hostage, so they shot her in the leg, and shot him through the head when she went down. (morale is, don’t point guns at the police!)
        How I laughed.

  17. She must be very grateful that she is a lesbian lady, as no doubt any attempt to demote her, after her massive balls-up in 2005 would have been greeted with outrage by the Blair Babes, or Tony’s tarts. Even today all is not lost. I am sure she would be the thinking Lesbian’s crumpet and Angela Eagle and man-hater Jess Gobby Phillips wouldn’t mind a wrestle with her.

    Come to think of it she has a posh piss-elegant voice that can condescend for England, so the stinking old cunt will probably remain in the public eye for decades to come, especially if her motherfucker old pal Keir Starmer becomes Labour leader.

    • The same SIR Keir ‘gormless turd’ Starmer who as DPP presided over the whole Charles de Menezes debacle… Pathetic 5th columnist remainer twerp.

  18. I do not consider homosexuality as normal. It is not normal. it is abnormal.
    If anyone tries ( as they do ) suppress my belief with their PC threats, then I will do what I have done before. Smack the cunts in the teeth! I don’t like these fluid people, tranny’s and knob robbers.
    I don’t like snowflakes and I don’t like students with useless fucking degrees. I don’t like fuckers who piss off on gap years and expect mam and dad to keep em. I don’t like politicians and all the fucking scum who work with, and for them. I hate druggies, Tinkers and travellers, and in fact when i wake each morning I struggle to think of something I like.
    I don’t like dwarf gaurdsmen and wimmin especially those cunts at Buck Pal who are 5’2” with a busby on, midget coppers, especially those feckless twats with lipstick and earings poncing about .
    Well , that’s me done for today. i’m off for a shite now, and a cup of tea.

    • Top cunting ASA – with you all the way on that. Always puts me in mind of that Likely lads clip – James Bolam who in actual fact doesn’t like anyone – if you haven’t seen it – enjoy 😉

      https://youtu.be/brNiTo_TbeQ

    • I am a proper gay. It is absolutely your right to say what you beliece. Donn’t ever stop.

  19. Hmmmm. Can well understand why senior cunters orf some standing have exploded with rage up their own arse holes in times recent. Indeed blew meself orf me seat six inches when YT saw what had been perpetrated to me own post. A Snowflake safe space no platform snip job.
    Me best gags censored – a Ms by the name orf Dick having to strap one orn in order to perform with her partner. Carry On Copper.
    References to any sexual ambivalence and the name orf the partner removed as well as this very helpful third party link: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/04/19/uks-most-senior-police-officer-cressida-dick-is-in-same-sex-relationship/

    Still quaking in anticipation orf that early morning knock at the door admin? Miss Dick has come out so our duty to support her in her courageous and rightful stance YT submits.

  21. Fuck me, i’ve been deleted. Strange, especially as I was careful not to use any real names.
    Is there a reason?

  22. When Londonistan finally slides into the swamp of no return you can bet this cunt and her scissor sister will have flown the nest in double quick time, along with other worthies like Khan, Liz and the Greek etc. etc.
    One of the greatest cities on earth fucked by cunts.

  23. I’ve had some trouble with my connection. When I was able to get back on I see we’ve Cunted a dick…(courtesy of Sit Limply). Excellent!

    Recently I Cunted Abby Schaaf….Mayor of Oakland…for protecting immigrant criminals. Since then there has been a backlash in California against the Sanctuary status of the state and cities. People are rebelling against the touchy/feely policies of immigrant crime.

    The only way to deal the immigrant criminal is to arrest them and then deport their savage asses back to the 3rd World shithole they crawled out of. If they resist…use whatever force is necessary to subdue them. If they come back…do it again. From what I know, I doubt if this crotch cannibal has the testicular fortitude to do what is needed to control the savage cunts run amok in Londonistan.

    • Too true but your right, she would rather celebrate the diversity of Londonistan than deal with the issues at hand.

      On a different note General have recently discovered Charlie Kirk on You Tube, founder of Turning Point USA a conservative grassroots organisation aimed at dispelling leftist propaganda on collage campuses. Reminds me a bit of Ben Shapiro but not so many big words, the Professor Watchlist is worth a read if your blood pressure can take it….there is hope, let the fight back begin!

      • Was put off my lunch today by one of those migrant types… During my dinner hour this fat arsed bogo-bogo woman came into the cafe…The usual playing dumb me no speaky english trying to get stuff on the cheap bollocks was – as ever -evident… But what put me off was that the egg and spoon cunt smelled like a fucking skunk with BO… It was disgusting and she was rightly sent out… Couldn’t eat anything till I got home after that….

  24. Imagine if she’s the feminine looker in the relationship. I’d be willing to bet that her bird would look something like this https://goo.gl/images/AJ39GX and that both of their minges would look like 100 years’ worth of thorns that surround Sleeping Beauty’s castle and would smell like a beach full of dead fish. Apologies if you’re eating your dinner, fellow cunter!

    • We have to thank Mrs Cunt Engine for allowing me to use that picture of her…

      • Take that back M8! A moose is a majestic northern beauty part of the deer family…

        Cressida dick on the other hand is more of a weasel in my opinion

  27. Viktor Orban has won a crushing victory in the Hungarian election. Soros will be firmly in his sights, as well as those of a peaceful persuasion. The leaders of the Fourth Reich will be well pissed off, good.
    Nice to see a people fighting back.

  29. Perhaps she should team up with Ed Balls on Strictly. Or create their own joint Foundation a la Tony B Liar.

    They could name it the Twig and Berries Cooperative if the surnames together might scare the tuppence lickers.

  30. I sometimes have a read of Cuntscorner.com but it now says the domain name has expired…good riddance. Total cuntfest that website with cunts simply insulting eachother and acting the cunt with no real discussion/debate. If any of those cunts come over here I’ll ave your guts for garters you cunts. Now fuck off.

      • Cuntscorner was a real shitshow nevermind a warning they will just outright ban you for any minor grievance or disagreement.

        The forums were plodding and messy whats to miss exactly?! just sayin’

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