A few days ago, we were told that the Skripals had “miraculously” survived because it had been washed off the car door handle.
This pm, we are “reliably informed” (ha bloody ha) that Salisbury will be the first area of National Biohazard Interest in GB, and is likely to remain so for a long time.
I can also think of a large number of reasons why Amber Dudd needs cunting…
Not being able to do the most straightforward job without cocking the whole thing up is a good place to start.
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