Dead Pool [88]

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Congratulations to Basement Bob who wins the fastest Dead Pool on record by hitting the Bullseye with Jim Bowen!

So we move on to Dead Pool 88. Super! Smashing! Great!

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [88]”

  1. Also any cunt nap long time cert Steven Hawking? If so Yours Truly offers to chair, with impeccable fairness, any resultant Stewards Inquiry.

  6. Michael Aspel
    Stanley Baxter
    George Bush Snr
    Jimmy Carter
    Martin Peters

    • I wish someone would take all my current five! Still racked with guilt over Jim Bowen, the only good cunt in my picks. At least B&W cunt didn’t poach the cunt like he usually does.

  9. In 1. William Beggs. Child killer who disposed of Limbs in Loch. Someone’s gotta leave the right cell doors open sometime.

    In 2. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, Britain’s favourite Journo, sorry I meant celebrity inmate. Still waiting at the luxury villa for Boris & the briefcase, currently dealing with another spy issue.

    In 3. Gerry McCann. Father of the year 2007 nominee. Karaoke favourite, A spoonful of sugar (helps the medicine go down).

    In 4. Ian Huntley, just to keep Gerry company while Kate’s elsewhere. I’m sure they’ll find something to talk about.

    5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. (Scotland’s equivalent to Jeremy Hunt).
    She’s planning to reinvent NHS Scotland with the money raised from fixed unit priced alcohol?
    Pity, as Nicola’s blown it already. Free abortions to loose legged Oirish birds. Sad that “the slappers actually paid themselves” £650+ at NHS England Hospitals for a hoovering out?

    That’s Krankie EconoNic’s for you.

  10. Olivia Newton John
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Anne Robinson
    Robbie Williams
    Gay Byrne (on acid)

  11. Christ on a bike we’ll have to start running a “Not Dead” Pool soon! It’s been like a bingo caller over the last few days.

    Anyway my nominations – excluding Norman Tebbit – are:

    Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Nigel Lawson
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  13. No sign of Blair, Branson, Clegg, Clarke, Heseltine, Soubrey or any other Remainers shuffling off this mortal coil. Bastards!

  16. Camel-laaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Emma Twatson
    Laura Cuntsberg

  21. Gerald Harper
    Bill Maynard
    Katie Boyle
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  22. I have been nominating Jim Bower for abaaaaaht two years now and the one time I get beaten to it he pops his clogs.
    Clive James
    Murray Walker
    Gordon Banks
    Chris Rea
    David Van Day

  24. Nice one, Bob..
    Great Smashing Super!

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Cleo Laine
    Pete Murray
    Bill Wyman

  26. Chris Spivey. Please God..hurry up and end this cunt.
    Ian Watkins. Suicide but preferably sliced up in prison.
    Joanne Mjadzelics. Pathetic overdose days after Watkins.
    Dr Nigel Oldfield. Heart attack the fat cunt.

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