Dead Pool [88]

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Congratulations to Basement Bob who wins the fastest Dead Pool on record by hitting the Bullseye with Jim Bowen!

So we move on to Dead Pool 88. Super! Smashing! Great!

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [88]”

  1. Congratulations Basement Bob.

    My usual picks please,

    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Freddy Foreman
    Angela Lansbury

  4. Billy Connelly
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley
    Willie Nelson
    HRH The Duke of Edinburgh

  8. Mikey hesletine. David soul. Steve Martin. Willie Thorne. Michael Caine.

  9. Anna Soubry
    Kate McCann
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Caroline Lucas
    Tony Blair

    A further wishful thinking list. Cunts.

  10. Jon Venables
    Lilly the musical mong
    Donald Trump
    Brian Murphy [George and Mildred]
    Jack Smethurst [love thy nieghbour]

    • Brian Murphy lives round my way. I saw him in the street about 4 months ago. He looked well if a lot older than you may remember. Sorry.

  11. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Madeleine albright
    George Takei (sulu)

  16. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Boy George
    Michael Barrymore
    Former Pope Benedict

  19. Hal Holbrook
    John Carpenter
    Derren Nesbit
    Dennis Waterman
    Al Leong

    Double top Bob…

  20. RIP Jim. One of the old style comics.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick (please release me I’m a cunt)
    Gary Kasparov
    Jacob Zuma
    Archbishop Tutu

  22. Bryan Ferry

    John McDonnell ( with his own nerve gas )

    Owen Jones ( hopefully)

    Tim Martin ( Weatherspoons)
    When he talks he sounds like he’s had a stroke.

  23. Liz Carr
    Elton John
    Kanye West
    Paul McCartney
    OJ Simpson
    Good Shot, Basement Bob.

  27. Bastard Hell! I got the shortest cunting on record (but that will be Bernie Ecclestone shushorly).

    Rhonda Fleming
    Val Kilmer
    Roy Hudd
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Bernie Ecclestone

  28. George Soros
    Leon ‘Vader’ White
    Bill Mercer
    Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer
    Pedro Morales

  29. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

    He had an extraordinary mind, cracking humour but couldn’t play darts to save his life!

    Oh bugger, I thought I was giving Specsavers Hawking a eulogy.

  30. Good shot!

    Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear
    Ray Kennedy

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