Dead Pool [80]

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Congratulations to The Bournemouth Red who correctly predicted that Blackpool and England football legend Jimmy Armfield would be the next dead dude.Armfield was 82 and had been suffering from cancer .After his footie career he was a long serving football radio commentator for the BBC.On to dead pool 80.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun of the Dead`s nominations:

Leah Bracknell
Marieke Vervoot
George Alagiah
Liam Miller
Mark E Smith

62 thoughts on “Dead Pool [80]”

  3. Congratulations to BR.
    Herman Wouk
    Stanley Baxter
    Ronald Atkins, ex MP
    Martin Sheen
    Baron Terence Higgins

  6. I got so excited when I heard on the news ‘The former England footballer Jimmy… ‘ has died. Thought it would be Greavsie. And I’ve got him in my death pool.

    • Dunno about the Chingford skinhead. He still turns in copy for the Telegraph so he’s still pretty with it (at least mentally)

  8. Turns out Patrick Cryne the owner of Barnsley died today as well.A quick Google search shows that Armfield’s death was reported an hour earlier so the victory still stands.Unlucky Dick Fiddler.5 weeks without a deadpool death and two come in the same day.

  10. RIP Jimmy, seems to have been around for ever.

    Stirling Moss
    Peter Kay
    Doris Day
    Kirk Douglas
    Dick van Dyke

  11. He shoots he scores!

    Good work sir!

    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke

  13. Patrick Cryne also died today but it was reported after Jimmy Armfield’s.Also reading Ken Dodd has died but looks like a hoax.

      • Been a long running game me stealing Fred’s predictions. Think I might win this time, although of course I’ll mention Fred on my winners speech.

    • Had an IKEA dining table some years back called Norden.
      Ex and I renamed it Denis, seemed a little less formal, you know.
      And better than the usual IKEA names like twat, parp, kunt and burp.

      • @HBelindaHubbard, ikea needs a cunting. Going round the shop trying to remember the names is a cunt, they should take a left out of your book and call the tables names like David, and the wardrobes Maria.

  17. Camillaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Megan Marple-Merkel
    Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Whining Owen Jones

    To be totally PC, I should have course have nominated a non-white female, but they all look the same to me. Reckon Owen’ll probably be happy to stand in for the duration, and pretend…

  18. Javier Perez de Cuelar
    Betty White
    Jean Marie Le Pen
    Mary Wilson, Harold’s widow not the singer
    Javier Perez de Cuellar

  21. Fuck heard the news on Armfield and thought “no bugger’s got him”. I was wrong and most orf me top noms have been taken already. Bastard.

    Ken Dodd
    Roy Hudd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Vanessa (have you ever smelt its body odour) Fielding
    Jim Dale

  22. Danny DeVito
    Queen (or whateverTF her title is now) Beatrix of NL
    Stephen Hawking
    Joan Collins

  24. Robert Mugabe
    Peter Sutcliffe
    David Berkowitz (son of Sam cunt)
    Tyson Fury
    Peter Tobin

  28. Back of the net BR…

    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Christopher Neame
    Al Leong (actor, martial arts expert and stuntman)

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