Congratulations to The Bournemouth Red who correctly predicted that Blackpool and England football legend Jimmy Armfield would be the next dead dude.Armfield was 82 and had been suffering from cancer .After his footie career he was a long serving football radio commentator for the BBC.On to dead pool 80.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.
Shaun of the Dead`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Marieke Vervoot
George Alagiah
Liam Miller
Mark E Smith
Nice one, BR…
tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine
Eileen Derbyshire
0
Tony Blair
Gina Miller
Peter Mandelson
Lily Allen
Bono
0
Wishful thinking….
2
Congratulations to BR.
Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Ronald Atkins, ex MP
Martin Sheen
Baron Terence Higgins
0
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Anthony Hopkins
Michael Caine
0
Well done BR.
Alan Pardew
Alan Carr
Eli Wallach
Vera Lynn
Chris Rea
0
Wallach died a few years back.
1
Fuck it.
Neil Diamond then.
0
I got so excited when I heard on the news ‘The former England footballer Jimmy… ‘ has died. Thought it would be Greavsie. And I’ve got him in my death pool.
0
You morbid cunt::-P
1
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
0
Dunno about the Chingford skinhead. He still turns in copy for the Telegraph so he’s still pretty with it (at least mentally)
0
Turns out Patrick Cryne the owner of Barnsley died today as well.A quick Google search shows that Armfield’s death was reported an hour earlier so the victory still stands.Unlucky Dick Fiddler.5 weeks without a deadpool death and two come in the same day.
0
Richard Wilson
Tessa Jowell
Bridget Bardot
Cloris Leachman
Betty White
0
RIP Jimmy, seems to have been around for ever.
Stirling Moss
Peter Kay
Doris Day
Kirk Douglas
Dick van Dyke
1
He shoots he scores!
Good work sir!
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Julie Goodyear
Jerry Lee Lewis
Bill Treacher
Petula Clarke
0
Rumour that Ken Dodd has died.
0
Looks like a hoax.
0
Patrick Cryne also died today but it was reported after Jimmy Armfield’s.Also reading Ken Dodd has died but looks like a hoax.
0
Denis Norden
Jim Bowen
Gordon Banks
Clive James
Murray Walker
1
You do realise Fred will kill you :p
2
Been a long running game me stealing Fred’s predictions. Think I might win this time, although of course I’ll mention Fred on my winners speech.
2
Had an IKEA dining table some years back called Norden.
Ex and I renamed it Denis, seemed a little less formal, you know.
And better than the usual IKEA names like twat, parp, kunt and burp.
1
@HBelindaHubbard, ikea needs a cunting. Going round the shop trying to remember the names is a cunt, they should take a left out of your book and call the tables names like David, and the wardrobes Maria.
1
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Neil Simon
Nile Rodgers
0
Billy Graham
Stan Lee
Olivia de Havilland
Peter, Lord Carrington
Pierre Cardin
0
Camillaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Silly Jilly Cooper
Megan Marple-Merkel
Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley
Whining Owen Jones
To be totally PC, I should have course have nominated a non-white female, but they all look the same to me. Reckon Owen’ll probably be happy to stand in for the duration, and pretend…
1
You nominated Markle so you get half a PC point.
1
Thanks for using b stupid names. Makes it so much easier to do a search before posting yer noms
0
Javier Perez de Cuelar
Betty White
Jean Marie Le Pen
Mary Wilson, Harold’s widow not the singer
Javier Perez de Cuellar
0
You picked de Cuellar twice.He can only die once.
2
Finger trouble.
Pierre Cardin
0
Sorry ‘Er….Betty White already bagged and Dio has your Cardin….
0
George Soros
Noam Chomsky
George HW Bush
Ric Flair
Dory Funk jr
0
lionel Blair
Angela Lansbury
Mel Brooks
Bobby Charlton
Barry Chuckle
1
Fuck heard the news on Armfield and thought “no bugger’s got him”. I was wrong and most orf me top noms have been taken already. Bastard.
Ken Dodd
Roy Hudd
Rhonda Fleming
Vanessa (have you ever smelt its body odour) Fielding
Jim Dale
1
Danny DeVito
Queen (or whateverTF her title is now) Beatrix of NL
Stephen Hawking
Joan Collins
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jack Warner
Jerome Valcke
Geoff Hurst
0
Robert Mugabe
Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz (son of Sam cunt)
Tyson Fury
Peter Tobin
0
Um 80? wasn’t the last deadpool 77?! We skip 3 or am I just going mental?
2
We’re all mental! But it is 80
1
Oh good so its not just me hahaha… I mean we could call it 89 for the next pool I don’t care really its all fine by me
2
Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Roman Polanski
Rick Wakeman
Sheldon Adelson
0
Jimmy carter
Sheik Khalifa of Abu Dhabi
Prince Phillip
Donald Sotherland
Pele
0
Back of the net BR…
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Dennis Waterman
Christopher Neame
Al Leong (actor, martial arts expert and stuntman)
1
Malcolm Hebden
Dobri Dobrev
William Coors
Jackie Stallone
Evelyn Rothschild
0
Henry Kissenger
Ray Wilson
Winnie Mandela
Mike England
Brian London
0