I tried to watch Blue Planet but I just cannot any longer bear listening and watching that feebleminded old droning cunt Attenborough dribbling on about how I and all of you have fucked up the planet and we’re all going to die and so are the fucking birds etc.
The wheezing old cuntbox then told us how there were a billion herring in one shoal in the north sea, a fucking billion , that’s a lot of paste.
He wheedles on about sharks and sea birds suffering and I say ‘fucking good job’ because I like fish and those nasty cunts are eating my dinner so cull the cunts sharpish and get the prices down again ,not look after them, that’s like us feeding U boat crews in 1941.!!!
He looks like he got smeared in glue and fell into the War on Want clothes bin and he talks total bollocks. I keep hoping a great white will leap up and have the cunt for tea!
Nominated by Trouserbulge
Feeding U-boat crews? What you mean like bunging them 40 billion quid?
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40 billion squid maybe Freddie 😉
The Attenboroughs and the Dimbleby Brothers have made a fucking fortune out of the lying dirty fucking BBC – for doing the sum total of not fucking much. All their kids educated at Eton and Oxford carrying on the self aggrandising next generation of BBC luvvies. So fucking glad I binned the BBC and that Robin Hood tax licence fee. Boiled my piss to know that to employ that jug eared cunt virtue signalling smug cunt Lineker was the equivalent of 11,904 licences per year. Not on me it isn’t jugs – not any longer.
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War on want bin!!! Fucking priceless mate.
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“And here we have the Mandlescumous, a spineless bottom feeding parasite lurking in its habitat of the dark corners of Westminster and Brussels surviving on a diet of rent boys and bungs”.
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Bottom feeding indeed, and butt plugs as well as bungs. He’s been quiet recently, wonder what mischief he’s brewing ? The cunt.
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I’m pretty sue I read somewhere a while back he wasn’t very well…
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David’s next expedition will be in the U.K. where he will go in search of the fast disappearing Heterosexualis Brexitaurus. This species though once dominant in the ecosystem is now under serious threat from predators such as Bentrex, Tranniesaurus Pervert, Westminster Traitor and has also been decimated by diseases such as Islamophilia and Snowflakeitis.
An epic BBC series based on his research is expected to be shown between 2.30 am and 3 am on a Monday morning sometime. We’ll let you know…..now shut up and fuck off.
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What is David saying to Her Maj in the photo do you think?
I reckon:
“Have you ever seen an Elephant’s penis Ma’am? It’s fucking massive.”
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“ So I said to Charles……,you!…..the King! You’re having a laugh you cunt.”
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Her Maj:
“ Fortunately Sir David I only have to work for the BBC once a year for ten minutes, but even l know they are a shower of cunts”.
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“Hey – guess what? We’ll both be dead and buried in the rocks soon!”
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Granted Dave is a pompous old cunt, a typical BBC windbag (like that motherfucker Melvyn Bragg), but for sheer gold-plated cuntery you need go no further than Tony Blair talking about Brexit yesterday – the halfwitted old arsehole suggested that the NHS crisis was due to Brexit. It isn’t ; it’s down to Jeremy Hunt a clueless berk being advised by decrepit cunts of civil servants, and a lack of money. According to Blair and his bum chums like Mandelson and Chuka Umunna every bad thing in the world is down to Brexit.
While Blair steals oxygen from the planet – nobody is as bigger cunt as him. They should find Blair a proper job, stacking shelves in Tesco at 5 in the morning.
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Phoney Tony working in Tescos? Half the stock would go out the back door and the cunt would blame it on Brexit.
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Hunt the cunt is just a patsy. The NHS crisis is down to Blair and his mania for uncontrolled immigration. Tories inherited waste, inefficiency, and not charging foreign nationals for treatment they’re not entitled to – approx half a billion squid’s worth. And they have done fuck all to sort it.
Tory policy: let the fucker go to hell in a handcart.
Labour policy: borrow another £500billion and pour it down the shitter whilst watching the fucker go to hell in a handcart a bit slower.
CUNTS all!
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As with Labour’s “Let’s re-nationalise the railways to magically make more spaces, make them cheaper and run on time!” bullshit, not one of the cunts wants to address the real issue across all UK services and resources: we’re fucking full!
Yesterday – through utter boredom – I went on the ABBC website and looked at this “Science News Preview for 2018” article:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-41972290
Ignore the article and head straight to the (now closed) comments section.
Some commentors correctly identify that the UK is full and this is immediately pounced upon by the blue-haired flake brigade that the world can easily sustain another ‘n’ billion cunts and that it’s only through waste and not using renewables and all being vegans that there’s not enough to go about.
Well that’s great – flake cunts – BUT it doesn’t solve the issues we face right now here in the UK does it!?!
O’course the issues are all due to Trump/Brexit aren’t they? Fuck off!
Look I’m no economist or statistician but I’m pretty sure I know my way around a “Supply and Demand” graph. I mean it’s not rocket science (or even Beyonce Studies for that matter) is it?
If ‘X’ is what we have and ‘Y’ is what we need – irrespective of what ‘X’ is whether NHS beds, seats on trains, housing, jobs, etc. – then:
X > Y = Good
X = Y = Concerning
X < Y = Bad
And the sad fact of the matter is that this country has been running on an "X Y” again (which – even fixing ‘Y’ today – will take several decades for ‘X’ to catch up).
Unfortunately you cannot do anything about ‘Y’ in this cuntry because that’s just clearly racist isn’t it! I mean how dare you put your own country’s indigenous tax-paying population over and above some cunt who has no right to be here, is gifted everything FOC and is far better thought of!
It fucking stinks an no cunt – especially in Westminster – gives two flying fuck’s about it (irrespective of party colour). That’s because all politicians are useless cunts to a one!
They know the solution.
Hopefully the worm will turn…
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Reposted as the above got screwed.
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As with Labour’s “Let’s re-nationalise the railways to magically make more spaces, make them cheaper and run on time!” bullshit, not one of the cunts wants to address the real issue across all UK services and resources: we’re fucking full!
Yesterday – through utter boredom – I went on the ABBC website and looked at this “Science News Preview for 2018” article:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-41972290
Ignore the article and head straight to the (now closed) comments section.
Some commentors correctly identify that the UK is full and this is immediately pounced upon by the blue-haired flake brigade that the world can easily sustain another ‘n’ billion cunts and that it’s only through waste and not using renewables and all being vegans that there’s not enough to go about.
Well that’s great – flake cunts – BUT it doesn’t solve the issues we face right now here in the UK does it!?!
O’course the issues are all due to Trump/Brexit aren’t they? Fuck off!
Look I’m no economist or statistician but I’m pretty sure I know my way around a “Supply and Demand” graph. I mean it’s not rocket science (or even Beyonce Studies for that matter) is it?
If ‘X’ is what we have and ‘Y’ is what we need – irrespective of what ‘X’ is whether NHS beds, seats on trains, housing, jobs, etc. – then:
X > Y = Good
X = Y = Concerning
X < Y = Bad
And the sad fact of the matter is that this country has been running on an "X less than Y" equation since the early 90's and this has been exacerbated exponentially since the second dark age (1997-2010 under cunt of the century Tony B.Liar) with uncontrolled immigration or – as I like to call it – cheap Labour votes at the expense of the indigenous population!
This is not "racist" (as the cuntflakes would like to bleat on about) it pure and simple mathematics.
So how can we fix the equation above? Well you can increase 'X' but as the associated resources are costly and time consuming to provide then we can never ever hope to match 'X' with 'Y' while 'Y' is increasing far more quickly than 'X'.
The other way to balance the equation is to fix (or preferably reduce) 'Y' until such a time that "X greater than Y" again (which – even fixing 'Y' today – will take several decades for 'X' to catch up).
Unfortunately you cannot do anything about 'Y' in this cuntry because that's just clearly racist isn't it! I mean how dare you put your own country's indigenous tax-paying population over and above some cunt who has no right to be here, is gifted everything FOC and is far better thought of!
It fucking stinks an no cunt – especially in Westminster – gives two flying fuck's about it (irrespective of party colour). That's because all politicians are useless cunts to a one!
They know the solution.
Hopefully the worm will turn…
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Good post Rebel. The uncontrolled mass immigration is ( as you say ) compounding the problem of essential services. However, our Play Doh Politicians are continuing at break neck speed to import a few million more. There is a purpose, to fracture and break social cohesion ( divide and conquer ) so that no organized opposition can form.
In the 1950,s none of this shit would be tolerated.
The political class need to be taken down, and we need to replace with professional managers who we can fucking sack if they do not do as they are told.
Fuck all politicians!
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Well said couldn’t have put it better!
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You just reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZEav9A801A
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The truth is that human beings are just parasites on planet Earth. In typical parasitic fashion we feed off it and shit on it with no real benefit to our host. We can’t help it just as a flea can’t do anything other than live off the dog. We just happen to have slightly larger brains that make us slightly larger cunts.
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Mind you, there was a time in our history when we were useful contributors to the planet. We were food for things that could run faster than us.
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Heterosexualualis Brexitaurus ! Lol. That needs wider recognition. Brilliant !
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Never was a fan of David Attenbrough, particularly his continual trumpeting of global warming and environmental catastrophe. I bet he is pro LGBT Pro Remain Pro Cultural Diversity. Cunt.
The only Natural History programme that gripped me was Hans and Lotte Hass ( 1950.s in black and white. ) She had titties. , christ did she not! Those nipples on her swimsuit were something to see. It was the most popular show on the telly with the male population in those days. AHHHh! Real women!
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Attenborough should have taken his bath earlier, the muttering, disintegrating old corpse.
The Al JaBeeba hang onto his every word and regularly wheel out his cadaver, promoting him as some National Treasure.
I think perhaps he should voice some Stanna Stairlift or HSL chair ads. These conpanies would shift a few units with the endorsement of this mumbling old fartbag.
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Yep I agree, Attenborough has been the prophet of doom & gloom and the cunts boring ambient like voice puts me to sleep in a heartbeat.
Old Attenborough was good tho, he had more of a passion for the animals and things he was talking about
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The programmes are decent, especially that one last year, Plant Earth II, the one with the snakes, lizards, mountain goats, terrific stuff. However it’s the camera work and the music that make the programmes exciting, not wheeling out one of the British Blaircasting Corruption’s few remaining “treasures” to mumble the odd voiceover.
Most people recycle (doing the Council’s job for them, for free) separating glass, plastic, and paper; we do it even though we don’t have to; we do it despite living in tiny flats with no extra space to have separate boxes for everything. We do it despite being lectured about not recycling and made to feel guilty about the copious amount of plastic in the oceans. Meanwhile elsewhere (Africa, Asia) they’re dumping anything and everything into the sea – they don’t give a monkey’s. They care only for profit, pouring any toxic shit away. Though keeping lecturing me about plastic, David.
Shut up.
Nonetheless, those snakes chasing the lizards were fucking ace (and I’m not talking about the media haranguing politicians).
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Whats with stupid black culture and its ability to infect every other race on the planet with dumb dance moves?
By my calculations we have five years until the end of the world https://i.imgur.com/I6EaLsz.jpg Burn it. Burn it all, friends
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I’m waiting for some bro’s from the Harlem projects to start Morris Dancing.
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No fan of football, but why are the BB cunting C promoting this weekends FA cup matches with some black rap geezer telling us about the magic of the cup and laying it on in da thick patwa styleee?
Can’t they just market the games without having to introduce fucking diversity and BAME messages into every fucking thing they do nowadays? Who are they for, what the fuck do they represent nowadays- not the values and social norms I was brought up with for sure.
Utter CUNTS.
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Off topic: Wow – never thought I’d live to see the day when James Shithead O’Brian would cite Steve Banham – STEVE BANHAM! – as the oracle and authority and objective commentator when it came to dishing the shit on Trump. Obviously no-one would doubt the word of a man like Steve Banham…so this morning he’s O’Shithead’s newest and bestest buddy ever!
James O’Brian – the truth and nothing like the truth, you know he makes sense…
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Interesting. It was only a few months ago that O’Shithead was describing Bannon as an alt. right fascist and a white supremacist as well as a lying cunt.
Not unusual for that wanker though. He’s conveniently forgotten his support for the Iraq war and his tongue rammed firmly up the Blair shitbox.
Massive fucking cunt.
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100% Freddie (and mortified I spelt Bannon’s name wrong, sloppy cunt I am…)
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Funny thing here… This man has obviously met Madogga…
https://twitter.com/FemfreshUK/status/948942352659505153
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Good to see I’m not the only one who doesn’t like this cunt. Everyone seems to look upon him as a national treasure…dilapidated twat whistles his narration, like a ill-fitting-dentured corpse parody of himself. Like that other cunt Packham lecturing us all the planet is irreversibly fucked and it’s our fault for being alive blah de blah, while it’s OK for him to have bred and he’ll be dead soon so he doesn’t give a fuck. Like a lot of BBC luvvies should have retired 40 years ago and let someone else have a go.
Then again, perhaps not we’d fucking get Sue Perkins doing whole programmes about transexual dolphins and lesbian muslim suffragette puffer fish or something wouldn’t we
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AW! FFS Sue Fuckin Perkins……What a ghastly thought. Only that Muzzie baker cunt could be worse!
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Anyone remember David Bellamy?
Loved that bloke and thought he was long dead but recently read an article on him and to my delight found he was still alive and what’s better he’s a ‘denier’.
Fucking ace, I’m a ‘denier’.
So it transpires David the ‘denier’ did just that and questioned the Al BBC stance on man made global warming so the cunts cancelled his contract and effectively took him off screen so he wasn’t able to preach his dangerous nasty offensive rhetoric.
So David Bellamy OBE BSc and former lecturer on Botany who travelled the world making thousands of documentaries on nature who had a differing opinion was an early victim of Snowflake No Platforming.
Fuck that I’m off to my safe space for Le Shit, oh hang on a minute I’ve just fucking offended my self using a feminine noun, I meant La Shit, that’s better, far more masculine. WTF.
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David Bellamy famously stated at a lecture that Global Warming was a natural phenomena, and that similar “warming events ” had been recorded in ice samples taken in Antarctica. He was heckled by the usual spotty faced brigade to which he replied “If you are not with your mother, then fuck off home”
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If Corbyn’s brother was not a climate change sceptic, he’d never be out of the Media. As it is most people probably don’t even know Corbyn has a brother, let alone a brother dubious of man made Global Warming.
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Apparently parts of the US of A are facing the coldest day/night ever recorded.
Global warming?
Not seen it reported on the biased fucking BBC, so I’m guessing it’s not fake news.
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Yes – the irony is enough to make a cat laugh!
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As a country, we don’t do enough recycling. In Brighton, the cunts voted green, yet all that’s recycled is glass, cardboard, paper and plastic bottles. They have one of the lowest recycle rates in the country. On the Isle of Wight, where I find myself seconded, in addition to what Brighton do, they recycle all grades of plastic, and all the food waste.
Keep hearing the term ‘single use plastic is a disaster. Then fucking ban it. Rather than have plastic carry bags, give paper ones. Put money into plastic recycling research. Oh, sorry, we would rather give money to sand cunts so they can buy gloch 17s.
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It seems disposable coffee cups are the new target as they are laminates. Well any cunt who pays stupid inflated prices for trendy coffee should pay for their disposal. Say £1 per cup.
Fuck em.
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And add a dash of cyanide to the ingredients.
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Too bleedin right. The rise of coffee shops has gone hand in hand with the rise of generation snowflake. The variety of gender, sexual orientation and other warped lifestyle options almost matches the silly amount of daft coffee concoctions you can buy, skinny latte americano iced grande filtered brown shite with sprinkles on. Have you ever seen such guff? Just the kind of thing that attracts the kind of hippy uptight nob cheese, sat tapping on his Apple Mac while talking nonsense to his equally retarded mate that you often see in Starbucks. Cyanide indeed.
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Schprinkles? The Dutch love ’em.
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Good observation McB.
Me and my mate play a game called ‘Spot the coffee shop cock’.
If you’re stupid enough to call in one and I admit at times I do usually ‘cus a client asks to meet in one I spice up my visit by serepticiously taking a photo of the biggest hipster cock I can find in there and send it to my mate in Scotland, he then has to reply on the same day with hopefully a comparible or better ‘Coffee Shop Cock’
You would not believe how the game has panned out, we have a Gallery of Cocks and its pish funny.
Certainly brightens up a boring meeting.
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I bet it does Cunty! I’d be lying if I said I’d never been in one but it’s an exception rather than the norm. As you say, you can spot these tools a mile off, they stand out like a steaming hot turd in a cake stand.
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Couldn’t agree more CnR
I was in Germany in December and our cousins there seemed to have nailed the problem.
Every single disposable metal or plastic can/ bottle has a 25c deposit on it and fuck a doodle doo everyone recycles
Venture into any supermarket or petrol station and there’s a recycle point. Youplace your items individually on a conveyor belt and off it pops to the great recycling centre in the sky. On its journey the machine registers the product and provides you with a 25c ticket per item for you to spend in the supermarket.
It’s so fucking simple it wouldn’t work here as I’m sure some Transbender group led by the mighty Owen ‘MGBGTV8’ Jones would find offence in the height the conveyor belt was set or it wasn’t inclusive of ceramic products or some other cunt.
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As a kid we used to collect and return pop bottles for the 3p deposit. So I like your idea for all recyclables . Trouble is ( as you say ) some silly fucker will object! Still, hey ho!
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In the ’70s I’d regularly take empties back to the pub and come out with a pack of 10 tabs for my trouble. Happy carefree days!
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We used to go round the back of the pub and nick enough Strongbow bottles to go in the offy and buy another bottle. So the fuckers got recycled twice!
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It must be the Christmas spirit, but the cunt recycling team around these parts kindly decided to sort my ‘plastics’ that were not acceptable to them during this weeks collection. The various tubs, bottles and other items that are non reusable were dumped back into my wheelie bin.
Result.
Makes a nice change from the bone ideal cunts leaving it where they drop it to litter the pavement and road.
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Attenborough is always banging on about the amount of plastic “WE” are dumping in the oceans.
I assume “WE” includes myself, I’ve had a piss in the sea and once threw a half eaten apple into a hedgerow but never contaminated the sea.
Once the plastic is in the green wheeley bin it becomes the council’s problem not mine, I’m only doing as instructed.
Attenborough should preach to lesser green nations if he wants to make an impact, but I fear it’s too little too late, as humans are cunts by nature, especially on certain continents.
Was never a fan of Attenborough’s delivery either, comes across wetter than a spacker’s chin….
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`Damn straight JR . The old cunt is blaming me and you for destroying the planet, the cunt. What, do we all line up on the sea shore and throw our plastic in ? ,no we fucking don’t but I bet most of India do or Africa or any other shithole does what they want . The cunts bathe in the fucking Ganges in India; I wouldn’t wash my hubcaps in that toilet
There are billions of us and we need feeding and anyway it’s our fucking planet unless anyone has heard a dolphin claim it ,thought not.
So you seething old bag of shit, shut the fuck up and get back to your tofu pie.you cunt!
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They also never mention the the billion dirty smelly Indians on the sub continent who do their curry cooking every evening on a smokey dirty old open fire where they burn anything and everything from dried shit to plastics.
Good for them, good for the environment. And we bung em billions in foreign aid, but that’s another cunting.
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Good points KR.
I have absolutely no guilt whatsoever about this issue, as like you we always make sure to dispose of our waste responsibly via the appropriate methods.
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JR ffs! About time I consigned myself to the wheelie bin I think.
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You is a bit old for Blue Peter innit?
BTW, What’s blue and stinks?
A dead girl guide.
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Off piste , so forgive me. A row is developing over the release of the “Taxi Rapist”
It seems Kier Starmer and Baroness Scotland prevented the Crown Prosecution Service from charging the rapist with all 102 crimes, and actively blocked the submission of vital evidence.
Starmer and Scotland are already cunts, but this is slightly different.
WHY DID THEY BLOCK THIS CUNTS CRIMES?
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Because they are both extremely THICK and STUPID, just like the current Director of Public Prosecutions, Alison Saunders.
And it’s SIR Kier Starmer, if you don’t mind!
Three of the most monumental cunts ever to grace this hallowed site…
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My sincerest apologies shitcake, how remiss of me. Of course SIR Kier Starmer is a CUNT!
Alison Saunders…….now there’s a cunt too!
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That fucking munter Alison Saunders is the reason so many witch hunt rape trials are currently taking place.
The burden of proof required to secure a conviction in rape trials is high and witnesses are often considered unreliable.
Previously the evidence required to bring a rape trial to court had to be of a high standard too.
Not any more, the man hating moose Ms Saunders believes if she gets more cases to court the numbers game will take over and more convictions will follow.
How many types of a man hating moose cunt have you got to be where you have the power to alter the selection criteria just so you can satisfy your own ideological view point i.e. All men are potential rapists on the basis they possess a cock?
Anyway the evidence shows more trials are collapsing as they’re so flimsy which in turn creates an even worse statistic in terms of how difficult it is to get a conviction hence making victims with much stronger cases less reluctant to go ahead.
Well done Alison, if I could kick you in the cunt, I would.
Now fuck off and die of something really miserable.
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Funny how the BBC is barely giving air time to the fact Sir Kier Cunt Starer was the DPP at the time of this travesty.
Did you see the cunt on TV earlier, looked like he was shitting bricks.
The general population have finally seen what a absolutely bell endous mega cunt with a stupid haircut he is…
Of course fellow Cunters we already knew that though.
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Ah, but he’s (allegedly) not “dangerous” any more. The fact that the fucker is so evil he should never be let out, is not (apparently) any of the parole board’s business. And on a related subject, why do all these liberal cunts moan about prison “not working”? Yes it does, it punishes the bastards and keeps them off the streets. Double all the sentences and it would work twice as well…
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And make ‘life sentences’ mean ‘prison for life’, or better still kill the cunts, no fucking about for years on death row or anything like that. Waste of taxpayers money. Like virtually everything else the libtards get their grubby mits on. Why we put up with these scamming cunts insulting our intelligence Year after year I will never know.
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I used to love that Magnus Pike wheb I was a kid… What a mad fucker he was….
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Magnus Poke, a warm character who was completely fucking bonkers but in a nice and interesting way.
A good man who nursed his wife at home in Hammersmith until her death in 1986. He survived a brutal home invasion in 1988 by a thief (when 79 years old) leaving him badly injured.
Cowardly lowlife scumbag attacking a single old man in his own home.
Magnus died In 1992.
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Magnus Pike ffs.
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when I was a kid… Cunt…
Oh, and Meryl Streep is still a gargantuan Everest sized cunt…
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Petition to reverse Worboys release.
https://www.change.org/p/uk-parliament-reverse-the-parole-board-s-decision-to-free-the-black-cab-rapist-john-worboys
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I can’t stand the worship of this guy. I am sick of him. And all if his programs are about 1 thing, how animals behave like humans.
“Look how the cubs play like human children”. “This lizard is jealous of it’s partner, much like human would be”. “These orang utans engage in a form.or recycling”. Etc. Etc. That’s all it’s about. Fucking moronic. Anthropomorphising porn.
He is going to die soon and it’s going to be torture, the bsc will be tossing itself off for weeks.
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