Monthly Archives: July 2017

United Kingdom

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The UK is a cunt.

I cunted the UK a while ago but I feel a fresh cunting is urgently required for the following reasons:

The country is full of foreign cunts, loads of Africunts and Eastern European cunts and a load of Arab type cunts who I don’t even know where the fuck they are from. I am a black and white cunt with English and Jamaican ancestry but all these cunts are turning me into a racist cunt, I despise the blackies and whities equally, the arrogant cunts.

They prance around like it’s their country and they act like they own the place. Add the Somalian cunts who hang around the street all day every day and it adds up to a super sized piece of cunt.

We get ripped off on everything, we pay tax on income, tax on fuel, tax on the necessities we need, and we get totally ripped off with the Gas and Electricity we use.

Brexit will be a joke and anyone who thinks it’s going to be a hard Brexit is deluded.

All the lefties, snowflakes etc are turning this country into a pc, can’t criticise anything, let’s welcome a population the size of Hull every year, hashtag cunt, protest about shit that does not concern you, land of cunts.

As I get older I can see myself becoming a more bitter and resentful cunt but I don’t give a fuck.

Also worthy of a mention is the thriving community of cunts who we all know about who have this minority of cunts who are out of control.

Also the rich cunts who eat their rip off food and have dinner parties every other day and think by living in what was once a rough area makes them cool.

I was born in the late 70s and life was so much simpler back then, you had white cunts, black cunts (mostly Caribbeans), and Pakistani cunts, and Indian cunts.

Now look at the pile of cunt this country has become.

It’s a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, with an added piece of cunt.

Immigration should have stopped in 1972 and that’s it. It can’t be right to have an area 90% full of one type of foreigner.

The BBC which is a lefty broadcasting company pay ridiculous salaries to the likes of Jeremy Vine and Fiona Bruce without our agreement and send some cunt to your door if you dare to not pay the TV licence fee.

We make fuck all anymore and give it 30-40 years and we will be getting foreign aid from India. By which time I’ll hopefully be on my yacht in the Carribean smoking. and drinking the finest Rum.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt.

Young blokes with beards

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Can I nominate young blokes with beards for a cunting please?

Seriously, did your Dad’s old photo album not teach you anything about poor fashion choices that you think facial hair is anything that remotely hints at being a good idea? I have no clue why trying to make your chin look 80 years older than the rest of your face is currently in-vogue among the metrosexual beta male, but exactly how attractive is it to the opposite sex to have a head like a 1970s vagina? Not discounting the fact that the beard is always about 3 shades further into the red spectrum than the hair on their heads. How can this be?

Call me old fashioned, but apart from giving the impression that they are maths teachers, art historians or fugitive kiddie molesters, the only reason young blokes should sport a thick grizzly beard is to hide an acute dose of herpes.

Nominated by Megacunt.

Linda Robson

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I would like to nominate that bow-legged, saggy-arsed old cunt Linda Robson for a much needed, most severe cunting. I have been meaning to cunt the knock-kneed old trouting cunt for ages, but keep forgetting to do so. I read a couple of months ago that she was getting her kit off, or doing some fucking bikini thing for her 70th birthday or something, I do hope that it did not happen. I also remember reading that she wasn’t going to get a face-lift either, good job an all, she’d end up with her old mingebox where her necks supposed to be.

My pot-bellied father insisted that birds of a feather was on when I was a kid because he fancied Linda Robson, I was about eight when it started, and thought that she was disgusting. Being that age, I didn’t think much of Sharon either, but Dorien made me want to watch it, she reminded me of a teacher at school. Apart from that, I have just somehow remembered a lad being stabbed in London a few years ago, he was a friend of this fish-faced old trollop’s son, and that she tried to re-launch her career on the back of this.

While I am blathering away, please may I suggest a picture of John Zoidberg from Futurama without his shell for the cunting, I would assume that she looks quite him this with her saggy old bangers out.

Nominated by Ram it home Ginger Rogers.

Chuka Umunna (2)

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I would like to nominate Chuka U-moaner for a well deserved cunting.

On Thursday night, he attempted to lead a 49 MP revolt against Brexit, to table amendments to the Queen’s Speech,  which resulted in Cor-blimey canning 3 of his Shadow Cabinet. Fortunately, he failed to push through a ‘soft’ Brexit. i.e NO BREXIT.

This is the same MP who for two years sat on the backbenches after he resigned as Shadow Business Secretary in 2015 due to differences with Cor-blimey. Yet, after Labour’s better than expected performance in the General Election he offered to put himself forward for a Shadow Cabinet post. He was not taken up on his offer.

So let me get this right. Did he pull this stunt as revenge for not being offered a post? Or did he plan to act as a Trojan Horse if he was appointed?

A liar.. er….lawyer..by trade and a student of the B.Liar Academy of Political Skulduggery and Weasel Words he has been trained well. That remoaning, fantasist (never of the real world), Rowling woman would be proud of his work, most worthy of the darker elements of Hogwarts.

This ‘crime’ scene bears the grubby fingerprints of Teflon Tone, The Prince of Darkness and  A. Scumball all over  it. The Unholy Trinity is never far  from the action where  either  anti-Brexit attacks or sabotaging the Labour Party are concerned. It would seem they are gearing up to commit fresh attrocities against Brexit.

I know this is not a popular view here – defending Cor-blimey – but at least he did not cave into his mutineers and took decisive action against the rebels in his Shadow Cabinet. He is respecting the will of the people on the Brexit issue (at least) and I suspect, upholding his own deeply held anti-E.U beliefs.

At this rate, what with Mavis May wobbling and folding to E.U demands like a cheap suit while surrounded by the sniping Lib Dumb and SNP, lackey, brown nosers of the EU,   Cor-blimey may turn out to be the only political leader who would actually see Brexit through to its democratic conclusion – a genuine exit.

These are most strange times we live in.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.