Dead Pool [66]

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We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dioclese for correctly predicting that it was only a matter of time before little Charlie Gard’s life-support was switched off.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 66.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s noms:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper

 

113 thoughts on “Dead Pool [66]”

  2. Nicely plated Duo mate .

    My noms are ;

    Clint Eastwood
    Vincent K McMahon
    Angela Lansbury
    Gary Glitter
    RolfHarris

  3. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The wretched EU

    Well Done, Dioclese, a pragmatic choice.

  4. I’d like to nominate “Selective Ignorance” by the meejah – just on the off-chance thar it *might* offend any “peaceful” cunt – for a much overdue cunting.

    Not a story of any note just a banner scrolling along bottom of Sky News stating: “West Midlands Police say two men have been arrested on suspicion of two separate rapes of a 14yr old girl in Whitton Birmingham.”

    The story is described here in the Evening Standard: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-arrest-two-men-after-girl-14-raped-twice-on-same-night-a3599351.html

    Where they have the temerity two name the men (the first who raped her and the second who raped her after she flagged down his car for help following the first rape incident) as “Asian”.

    I just have a sneaky feeling that these “Asians” won’t be Chinese, Japanese, Thai or Korean. I’m also assuming that they won’t be Hindus, Sikhs or Bhudists, but hey, I could be wrong…

    Obviously it is just “suspicion” at the moment but had the suspects been the hated middle-aged white man, I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t be hearing of anything else across all of the main news channels! Cunts!

    • Good cuntin there, sir.

      What these fucking journos don’t realise is that not memtioning the obvious MAKES it all the more obvious. I sometimes wonder if it is deliberate.

    • … Think of many of the horrendous child abductions during the ’70’s , ’80’s and ’90’s …… Roy Whiting, Robert Black etc. …. the press couldn’t get these Cunts in the headlines enough … and quite rightly. Now … equally as abhorrent, a crime on any children, by ‘non white males’ hardly gets a mention unless the media / press are pushed.
      They should be fucking ashamed,

  6. Hearing some criticism of Charlie Gard being a pick and subsequent hit in the Deadpool.Thoughts?

    • I’m not sure if nominating someone that is diagnosed terminally ill is entirely in the spirit of the competition.

      Or maybe I’m just just pissed off coz i didn’t think of it.

      • Too difficult to regulate.Quite a few picks on here have been terminally ill for several years.

      • Yea and I guess that as the deadpool resets every few weeks, you could have a nomination that you’ve had for ages and then gets diagnosed terminally ill. You’d have to renominated them and so wouldn’t really be right to ban it.

      • Charlie Gard has NEVER been a fully living being in order for him to die.
        I wouldn’t mind his money though.

    • As soon as ISAC polices opinion (on any given subject) then that becomes a slippery slope towards neo-liberalism (or “Old Fascists” as I call them).

      There are rules with regards to libel, etc., as well as any posts which could contravene UK Law (such as direct or incitement to cause harm to another individual, etc.).

      These are clear and the mods do their best to ensure that the site remains legal.

      The Deadpool selection by Dio could be deemed to be in poor taste (not by myself however) but there is no infringement of legality and therefore is fairplay.

      Someone a while back nominated Her Maj in the Deadpool. There were a few rumblings about that as well. But…

      As soon as we start to make excuses along the lines of: “Yeah but he/she was only…” then the notion of democracy, that everyone on ISAC craves, is eroded, and, it wouldn’t be too long before the only cunts fit for nomination would be the likes of Hindley & Brady (if they weren’t gonners already), Sutcliffe, Huntley, Thompson and Venables. It would be dull as dishwater.

      My own picks are based on the likeliness of death with one exception of Pam “fucking” Ayres who pissed me off last year with her anti-Brexit utterances as part of her post Olympics success diatribe.

      Now, because I don’t think she’ll pop her clogs soon, does that make me a cunt for picking her? Furthermore, should I even be *allowed* to pick her, if that is the case?

      Of course I should for fuck’s sake! It’s called a democracy. I can pick who the fuck I like and if fellow cunters don’t like it then please feel free to nominate me in your Deadpool lists! It’ll be water off a duck’s back as far as I’m concerned.

      As the old (slightly modified) adage goes: I may not agree with your nominations but I defend your right to make them!

      • Its all very well muttering about regulating and defending rights to uphold the values of ISAC.

        Its the owner of the site that the buck stops with….not cockinhand or whoever the admin of the day is.

        Perhaps you should start thinking about real people answering for what happens on here.

        Nomintaing Charlie Gard as the next cunt to die would sicken 99.9% of the population.

      • But then again if it wasn’t a little kid then 100% of the population wouldn’t give a fuck.

        The dead pool is a guessing game not a judgement game. Do I care that CG is dead? Let’s be brutally honest – its not someone I know and its not a relative, so no not really. Kids die every day in tragic circumstances. Does anyone really really honestly care? I’ll be honest. I don’t. I feel for the parents but at the end of the day shit happens. Life is brutal and life is shit, but you just have to get on with it…

      • I think ‘dave’ is someone else. And definitely not ex forces, they understand gallows humour better than most. A Norfolk chap perhaps?

      • The ‘ex para’ is a giveawaa to some of us and now I’ve mentioned it, some others may know who it is.
        I forget their ‘handles’ but am aware of their existence.

        Hello ex paras.. :).

      • GJ, the email address is invalid and the IP is a proxy in Switzerland so who knows? Worth keeping an eye on. Rickie does start nice to lull you into dropping your guard before he kicks off with his shit..

      • A friend of mine lost a young daughter to cancer and is now dying of the same disease herself and she has one one of the sickest most twisted senses of humour I have ever come accross.

      • Cancer is a shitty nasty disease but in our house it’s not a taboo subject or anything we’re uncomfortable talking about. My daughter is a superintendent therapeutic radiographer…

  10. If it hasn’t already been noted elsewhere, Hamburg kebab-knife merchant was indeed a peaceful goat-fucker…
    But we all knew that anyway.

  11. Diane Flabbapotamus

    Does this race baiting beached whale not know when to SHUT THE FUCK UP. “I stand with the family of the latest twat who swalloed drugs and died” (young/black/aspiring rapper/talented footballer/mentor to the young/peacemaker/sang in the church choir,etc) The fat racist bitch! I thought that the only thong she stood by was the countet at KFC.

    As for the Cambridge uni cunt who supports rioting. You are a pig shit racist gob shite cunt. Go fuck yourself you ignorant race baitong twat. Diversity lead? FUCK OFF YOU CULTURAL MARXIST AGITATOR. Clearly a black sipremacist. Don’t loke white people? Fuck off to somewhere else you racist

    • K …. I appreciate there’s a type error in there … however a paragraph with the words … thong and Diane Abbott …. has kind of ruined my day.

  13. Some thought-provoking comments over the last few days re Charlie.

    I’m pretty sure there’s not one contributor to this site that would genuinely wish any kind of harm to befall an innocent child. What happened to Charlie is indeed tragic and people will undoubtedly develop strong feelings about the way that tragedy is described and how it’s referred to. Whilst the very nature of this site is to ‘cunt’ people indiscriminately, it’s worth pointing out, I think, that nobody chose to ‘cunt’ little Charlie … it simply happened that he was nominated in a game that deals with the likelihood of someone dying … there was no element of ‘hoping’ that he passed away … that was never even remotely implied.

    Whilst the entire premise of ‘is a cunt’ is to vent and, at times quite irrationally, point the finger of derision, I think it’s clear to anyone who has even a passing acquaintance with the site that nobody ever once expressed a desire for the tragic eventuality that befell poor Charlie Gard.

    Some might say that it was in poor taste to nominate him initially but it’s arguable that the entire premise of ‘is a cunt’ is in poor taste. The thing about ‘taste’ is that it’s subjective. There’s also a sometimes veiled line between what is said in jest and what is said with genuine heartfelt compassion. At times those lines cross. Within my own posts there is often an element of each … I’ll say what I think about a given nominee and whilst a percentage of it is genuine and deep-rooted, sometimes irrational, personal bias, another percentage of it is embellishment … sheer fantasy, if you will; what terrible make-believe fate I might wish upon a given nominee. In reality, of course, I would not genuinely wish for such an outcome. Even if they are a proper cunt.

    People have made their feelings known and it’s good that they have; it’s illustrated that the contributors to this site aren’t just mindless vitriol-spouting aggressors … they’re human beings with feelings and thoughts and likes and dislikes, and that whilst their ethical codes might not shine out brightly at times, they are indeed still there beneath the surface.

    Nobody ever wished anything but the best for Charlie and if it ever appeared otherwise then it was undoubtedly inferred by context rather than implicitly stated.

    If the mods feel the need to make a few changes in light of the strength of opinion put forward then so be it. I’m sure the site will remain just as enjoyable as it has always been, regardless. If, on the other hand, everyone puts their differences aside and just moves on from it then there’s no reason the incident can’t help to inform future policy in some small way … that’s what life is composed of, after all … action and reaction, learning and adapting.

    Let’s not attack one another, and let’s put it all behind us if we can.

    R.I.P. Charlie and good luck to his parents. Here’s hoping they see some light in their lives again one day soon.

    Oh, and I’d like to cunt fake email addresses and Swiss proxies lol

  14. I’ve been biding my time, but I reckon the Cunt of Cunty Ash, Ken Dodd. He’s a cunt AND a Scouser, which makes him a double cunt. Cunt.

  16. Rod Laver
    Kathleen Turner
    Gene Simmons
    Daniella Westbrook
    Ingvar Kamprad (founder of IKEA, and cunt)

    • Double buggering bastard fuck. Usual connection problems and have had to scroll doine past all me old picks from pools past snaffled by other arse’ol cunts. Not in a good mood. Here we go again if the bugger posts:

      Ken Dodd
      Rhonda Fleming
      Albert Finney
      Stirling Moss
      Murray Walker

      • Bastard. Doddy is one orf me regulars. Carry On with Jim Dale then.

        Also have you spotted me Hislop cunting?

      • My mother went to arrange Dad’s funeral… The box-wallahs were wringing their hands, gushing the professional goo,
        asked what kind of receptacle was required.

        Mother replied “The oven-ready type”

        Evil old bitch

        The Barry Humphries / Dame Edna song “The night we burnt my mother’s things” really helped me when her turn came…

    • I used to love Shelley when it was on. A role model for aspiring sarcastic cunts.

      • Shelley was ace…. Proper late night telly…. Shelley was the thinking man’s cunt….

  22. George Soros
    Rick Wakeman
    Roman Polanski
    Pope Francis
    Madonna

    Surprised no one took my noms can’t tell if people did it in honor of my absence or what but thanks just the same back for good now mishap with my internet provider if your wondering

  23. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Charlie Munger
    Sultan Kosen

    For clarity, that’s Mary Wilson Harolds widow.

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