Dead Pool [66]

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We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dioclese for correctly predicting that it was only a matter of time before little Charlie Gard’s life-support was switched off.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 66.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s noms:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper

 

113 thoughts on “Dead Pool [66]”

  1. Bruce Forsyth
    Robert Mugabe
    Peter Sutcliffe
    Charles Manson
    Kirk Douglas

  2. Leah Bracknell
    Stefan Karl Stefansson
    Eberhard van der Laan
    Gord Downie
    Rayya Elias

    R.I.P Little one.Very sad.At least he is finally at peace 🙁

    • Agreed Shaun. What a fucking circus this has been, dirty washing in public just like those cunts in Portugal the McCunts. Who got rich again? Oh excuse me, not the lawyers!
      I’ll be back

      • I dont get the McCann vibe from his parents.I think they genuinely wanted what they thought was best for Charlie.Their judgement though was blinded by an inability to let go.You can understand how such stress and heartbreak could cloud their judgement.Heart goes out to them.

      • Very much agreed, and RIP the wee one.
        I DO however wonder what MIGHT happen to the parents’ relationship – they really need to move on, and I fear very much that this is going to run and run, a la Maddie.
        As for the people that bad-mouthed Gt. Ormond St., that place must have helped hundreds of thousands of kids (and, by extension, their parents) over the decades. At very worst, there may have been a lack of tact, but to accuse them of Nazi-like tactics…(sadly, as often commented, today’s default criticism of anything someone doesn’t agree with) – is completely unacceptable.
        I should like to point out that I am in no way whatsoever related to Dr. Thomas Utterfraud, medical columnist to the Private Eye, or any other medics.
        Any cunt who suggests otherwise will be hearing from my solicitor, Mr. Peter Carter-Fuck.

      • I hope they manage to move forward and be there for each other.The mother looks very gaunt indeed so clearly needs some long term help.Whether or not they will have another child is doubtful since the condition was genetic.I hope they adopt or foster in the future.Clearly two people that have a lot to offer in the future.Just hope the grief doesnt tear them apart as sadly happens a lot with child bereavement.

      • My daughter had a second child after our grandson was diagnosed with CHI. Regressive genetic, 1 in 4 chance of a repeat. She got away with it but whether her daughter carries the gene (50% chance) or is clear of it (25%) is currently unknown. She was either very brave or very stupid. A friend she made in GOSH has three kids and they’ve all got it.

      • As a matter of fact, this site has in the past received communication from the aforementioned Carter-Fuck.

        It’s a badge of honour..!

      • Nice sentiments there Shaun, it however does not sit well with me guessing the next dead cunt was a nomination of a very sick child.

        Nasty..

      • Deadpooling however is not a wish list.At least for many people.Dio was not willing poor Charlie to die but simply made the prediction that he was not going to get better.I personally dont pick kids in the Dead Pool though.I wouldnt be opposed to adding a rule in future that puts a lower age limit on picks but only if a lot of players wish me to do so.

      • The issue of children has never come up before is they are virtually never picked and if they are it is normally because their parents are insufferable cunts.Out of the 65 dead pool winning names most are over 50.The only teo exceptions I can think of are Amy Winehouse and Pavel Srnchiek.I dont think I have ever picked anyone under 40.

      • @Shaun. A “Dead Pool” is never going to be exactly tasteful. It’s a slippery slope restricting noms just because someone finds it offensive. Who’s going to be the arbiter of what’s a “nice” or “nasty” nomination?

      • If the worlds oldest cunt can’t be picked I’m not sure a baby on a court pending life support decision should be either. But that’s just my 3 cents and I hope it’s not going to be something to bet again on any time soon. It’s a baby boy destined to die but again that’s me.

      • Again me Fred. and Mike are the guardians of the site no more no less and I would not push for a minimum age limit on picks unless the majority of players state I should do so.That however is not the case.Dioclese broke no rules in nominating Charlie and lets face it he was a good pick from an objective standpoint.As Dio has stated he had a grandson inGOSH so knows exactly how awful having a sick child in the family is.So the matter as far as I am concerned is closed.Just wanted to test the water and see if it was a case of admin and Dio not reflecting the opinions of many players.Seems far less clear cut than that.I personally dont think it is this grave sin.This kid was splashed all over the media and everyone knew what was wrong so Dio nominating him was not an infringement of privacy.Furthermore he was never going to inprove from a state of complete physical and mental infirmity so he had no quality of life or even hope.The notion of a DeadPool will in itself be insensitive to many people but this site is libertarian to the core.We do not seek to impose morality on people and long may that continue.

    • Love is a strange thing, it blurs the ability to differentiate between living and existing.

      There was no way Charlie was going to “live” but merely “exist”, an existence purely of comfort to his parents.

      Sometimes one of the greatest acts of love between people (whether parent/child – at either end of the life cycle – or husband/wife) is knowing when it’s time to let go.

      Heartbreaking though it may be for his parents (and it’s to be sure that my greatest fear is that I don’t die before my kids), had they had their way and procrastinated Charlie’s existence, it would have been for selfish reasons alone and not in the best interests of Charlie himself.

      Hard as it may be, desperately so, sometimes the right thing to do is let go.

      • Quite right – taste has gone out of the window, but we’re not PC here. Sadly, CG WAS going to depart this life fairly rapidly, and I think the American medical-researcher’s science was seriously questioned at some point. I guess a 10% possibility MIGHT be worth a try, but suggests a 90% possibility of failiure…
        Back to lack of taste…someone under 40, who loves playing the victim…Emma Watson, in an ISIS decapitation video, or has someone already suggested that ? If not, I’ll put that forward to the relevant video production company. Aren’t I a howwiboo, hateful cunt ?

      • Seconded!

        ISAC is the last bastion of common sense and anti-PC. Oftentimes common sense and anti-PC are one in the same thing.

  3. Yoko Ono
    Olivia de Haviland
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Clive James
    Roy Hudd

  5. Little Richard
    Brigitte Bardot
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Martin Peters
    Stan Bowles

  6. Bill Clinton will die of aids after eating far too much young chiken Pizza.

  7. Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Petula Clark

  8. No doubt the attention seeking and virtue signaling cunts on Twatter and Facefook will begin the griefjacking tsunami over this poor mite…. I dare say some will be genuine, but most will be vomit inducing and only done to score points and keep up with the rest of the social media scum…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Gene Hackman
    Hugh Hefner
    Jimmy Carter

    • Agreed, Norman – perhaps the virtue-signalling griefjackers could save money by simply recycling their ‘Je Suis Charlie’ wristbands and t-shirts from the Charlie Hebdo attack…?

      • Spot on, Fred. Recycling (or perhaps even “wecycling”) is so on-message, like, you know??

  9. Jill Gascoine
    Baroness Trumpington
    John McVie
    Tyson Fury
    Joel Garner

    Good Shot Dio…Little fish are sweet.

  11. Peter Stringfellow
    Prince Phil the Greek
    Paul Gascoigne
    Sidney Poitier
    Jake laMotta

  12. Burt Reynolds …

    Like I say, I’m not big on the ‘Deadpool’ … so this is pretty much a drive past opportunistic prediction. I mentioned in the last dead pool (yesterday) , I was educating my nephew on ‘The Cannonball Run’ … and thought to myself old Burt must be riding his luck more than ever these days…..

    • Whoever stole Paul Gascoigne is a cunt. Stealing nominations? I know naffink abaaaaaht it.

  16. I’d like to nominate “Useful Ginger Idiots and their unseen social engineering head patters” for a cunting.

    While watching Country File last Sunday I was despairingly not surprised to see that the only native English looking male presenter (as I expected) Just had to be a ginger victim of school bullying. These hidden self important cunts in control of our entertainment and possibly indirectly our wold simply could not bring themselves to put a typical British male in a position of influence in front of their heavily lobotomised, passive, teat sucking audience, so instead they went off a found some useful ginger, freckled, victim of an idiot to stand in his rightful place.

    I have noticed this prevalence of these ginger stooge, substitutes over and over down through the years where ever left wing, feminist, victimhood proper gander is regularly aired, from TV adds, bill boards advertising beds, to even train timetable covers etc. Everywhere you look the avoidance of real white male roll models is plainly evident.

    I was at Asda (in England) yesterday and saw a poster with about eight children’s faces grinning, looking out at me, most of them were obviously of foreign origin and the two white boy’s, one was hard to distinguish whether it was a boy or a girl (possibly non binary) and the other was a freckled ginger with short back n sides and sticky out ears (no blond English white boys).

    Possibly the biggest cunts however could be those who literally have not noticed this subtle long term erosion and in so doing actively endorse it and wish to vigerously inforce it.

    • … I saw the same poster a month or so back, and thought … ‘really’ .. surely some cunt at ASDA HR / recruitment / management etc. need to stand up and say … ‘Wait a fucking minute !!!!’ …
      I heard one bloke from Spain on LBC say that jobs advertised in shop windows in Spain ( certainly the area where he was from) weren’t shy in saying … SPANISH ONLY NEED APPLY (in Spanish, obviously) … so, I’d say in the interest of Britain first … show some Brit’s only on the poster …. I’m not racist .. only patriotic.

      • Have I done it right???
        I understand that in order to nominate some cunt you had to post it in the latest thread.??

  17. Princess Anne
    Nobby Stiles
    Charlie Watts
    Emperor of Japan – Akihito
    Barbara Bush

  19. Rageh Omaar
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    Maggie Philbin
    Jean-Paul Gaultier
    Sylvester Stallone

  20. Jerry Maran
    Terry Jones
    Marty Wilde
    John Leyton (The bloke who was in the great escape)
    Patricia Routledge.

    • Seeing as how I’m going to get slagged off anyway for bad taste (on a site called “…is a cunt” FFS!) please replace Pierre Cardin with Susanne Cameron-Blackie aka Anna Raccoon.

      She’ll probably get a laugh out of that knowing her…

      • Oh and I meant to add that I also nominated Charlie Gard in the previous Pool which I didn’t win because George Romero died in the interim.

        Its a guessing game. As regards CG, if I stood chatting in the pub and referred to him as the ‘poor little cunt at GOSH’ everyone would know who I was talking about and nobody would bat an eyelid…

      • I bet Anna would approve.From what I have heard she has a thick skin and an appreciation for morbid humour.

      • If I ever get terminally ill I will alert the is a cunt site and if I am not in the Dead Pool I would take it as nothing else but an insult.

      • This is true. I designed a blog header for her once and we’ve corresponded many times over the years. And she’s a gutsy old bird too…

  23. Charles Windsor
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Andrew “Who are you diddling” Windsor-Porchester
    Guy Verminhofstadt
    The Flabbot. I wonder if it is visible from outer space…no wonder ET’s kept well away, apart from occasional appearances in Corrie…

  25. On a different topic.

    If the Fourth Reich requires a remix of their sig theme, then look no further than “The Imperial Nazi March feat Ode to Joy Kubrick Version” on youtube.

    I’m fuckin sure I spotted Verminhofstadt in the crowd…

  26. Virginia McKenna
    David Attenborough
    Tony Booth
    Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager

  27. Prince Phillip
    George bush senior
    Pele
    Doris day
    Stirling moss

    Can’t stay off to Charlies Vigil on twitter.

    What will his parents spend the millions on from the donations?

  29. Well played, Dio.

    Jimmy Armfield
    Peter Allis
    Patricia Routledge
    Pele
    Betty white

  30. Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Alan Alda
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

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