Dead Pool [64]

Posted on July 13, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

We have ANOTHER winner! They’re dropping like flies today, so congratulations to Shaun for nominating Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 64.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Liz Dawn
Leslie Philips
George A. Cooper

66 thoughts on “Dead Pool [64]”

Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 13, 2017 at 2:56 pm said:

Leah Bracknell
Gord Downie
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Shane MacGowan
Kenny Sansom

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Dick Fiddler. on July 13, 2017 at 3:00 pm said:

John McVie
Jill Gascoine
Burt Reynolds
Debbie Rowe
Baroness Trumpington.

Good Shot, Sean.

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The Bournemouth Red on July 13, 2017 at 3:13 pm said:

Peter Allis
Betty White
Jimmy Armfield
D of E
Gary Glitter

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Norman on July 13, 2017 at 3:43 pm said:

un.

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Eileen Derbyshire
Pete Murray
Gene Hackman

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- Norman on July 13, 2017 at 6:46 pm said:
  
  That was supposed to say ‘Nice one, Shaun’ at the top… But the cunt only shows the last two letters… Anyway, well done, Shaun…
  
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Mr Bastard on July 13, 2017 at 3:44 pm said:

Fuck me, that was quick…

George A Romero
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Dennis Waterman
Ron Jeremy

Congrats to Shaun…

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- Billy The Bastard on July 13, 2017 at 9:18 pm said:
  
  I’ve got my fingers and toes crossed for that cunt Dennis Waterman. A fine nomination.
  
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 16, 2017 at 10:58 pm said:
    
    Well done Mr Bastard.Romero has died!
    
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Freddie the Frog on July 13, 2017 at 3:58 pm said:

Lord Heseltine, Doris Day, Lord Prescott, Lord Kinnock, Leon ( that horrible old cunt off Gogglebox)

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jane-arse on July 13, 2017 at 4:01 pm said:

Tony Pulis
John Coughlan
Vanessa Del Rio
Peter North
Jake LaMotta

The undertaker”s flat out…….Cunt……..Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah(c)

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The Empire Cunts Back on July 13, 2017 at 4:18 pm said:

Angela Lansbury
Rod Laver
Larry David
Norman Tebbit
Madonna

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deploythesausage on July 13, 2017 at 4:23 pm said:

Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Anthony Hopkins
Eric Clapton

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Lord Biryani on July 13, 2017 at 4:48 pm said:

John Leyton
Jerry Maran
Jeremy Corbyn ( Hopefully the cunt will get shagged to death by Dianne Flabbott)
Ron Atkinson.
Terry Jones.
.

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Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 13, 2017 at 4:53 pm said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40591750 :Someone kill me!This is the fucking stupidest thing I have seen.What do we expect with Suckdiq Khunt in charge!

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- Mr Bastard on July 13, 2017 at 5:32 pm said:
  
  Fucks sake… I mean… just… GAAAAAHHHH!!
  
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  - Lord Biryani on July 13, 2017 at 5:37 pm said:
    
    Sidiq Khan says.. TfL serves a vibrant and multi cultural city. You mean it’s full of coons and sandwogs?
    
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  - Mr Bastard on July 13, 2017 at 5:44 pm said:
    
    Ahem. Sorry, lost it for a bit there…
    
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  - Norman on July 13, 2017 at 6:48 pm said:
    
    Khan: the terrorist loving, anti-white, anti-English, anti-heterosexual sandspade CUNT!
    
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  - TitSlapper on July 13, 2017 at 11:14 pm said:
    
    I’m gender fluid so I’m quite happy bout this. I’m so tired of being misgendered dammit!
    
    Please don’t misgender me cunters. I just wanna be treated like a human bean like everyone else
    
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- Dick Byrne on July 14, 2017 at 7:59 am said:
  
  I saw that too, I read it out loud to the Mrs who said ‘what the fuck is all that about’, I agree.
  
  It is the tip of the iceberg and the rise of left wing agitators affecting legislation. The biggest worry is the element of compelled speech, not just banning words or phrases, but compelling and individual to say certain words under threat of discipline if they don’t acquiesce. What is also worrying is those who are super excited and happy about this. Just wait till they are compelled to think and say certain things that they don’t want to think or say. Be careful what you wish for. How can debate occur when there is no free speech?
  
  Jordan Peterson summed it up here;
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvPgjg201w0
  
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Ram it home Ginger Rogers on July 13, 2017 at 5:02 pm said:

Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt

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King Cunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:14 pm said:

Prince Philllip
Hugh Hefner
Jerry Lewis
Jimmy Carter
Pete

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- The Bournemouth Red on July 14, 2017 at 7:15 am said:
  
  I’ve had the D of E, but I reckon that old bastard will outlive us all.
  
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King Cunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:14 pm said:

Again, Pele not Pete

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J R Cuntley on July 13, 2017 at 5:26 pm said:

O.J. Simpson
Richard Wilson
Jimmy Tarbuck
Christopher Biggins
Cloris Leachman

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HBelindaHubbard on July 13, 2017 at 5:31 pm said:

Anna Soubry, daft, psycho, always-on-the-rag bint
Emma Twatson
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Owen Jones, dying a la Plunger Pete
Andrew Porchesrer-Windsor, pantomime prince and hondootedly a diddler

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Black and White Cunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:54 pm said:

Murray Walker
Gordon Banks
Jim Bowen
Paul Gascoigne
David Van Day

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Cunt O'MaCunto on July 13, 2017 at 6:14 pm said:

lionel Blair
George Bush Sr.
Mel Brooks
Bobby Charlton
Barry Chuckle

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CuntsVille on July 13, 2017 at 7:14 pm said:

Roy Walker (Say what you see!….A Cunt!)
Nicolas Soames MP
Nicholas Parsons
Des Lynam
Des O’Connor

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Gutstick Japseye on July 13, 2017 at 7:41 pm said:

Bruce Forsyth
Robert Mugabe
Peter Sutcliffe
Charles Manson
Kirk Douglas

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TitSlapper on July 13, 2017 at 8:01 pm said:

Pope Frances
Roman Polanski
Ginger Baker
George Soros
Rick Wakeman

2 deadpools in 1 day gotta be kidding, unbelievable! congrats Shaun

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- Fenton Fistula on July 13, 2017 at 8:10 pm said:
  
  Bryan Ferry
  Nick Mason ( Pink Floyd )
  Dennis Waterman
  Terrence Stamp
  Donovan
  
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  - Mr Bastard on July 14, 2017 at 12:02 am said:
    
    Already bagged Waterman, sorry…
    
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Gingers Ballsac on July 13, 2017 at 8:49 pm said:

Prince Edward, Duke of Kent
“Cowboy” Bob Ellis
Chris Rea
John Redwood
Tommy Mair

Congrats to Shaun

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Gingers Ballsac on July 13, 2017 at 8:52 pm said:

Congrats to Cunt’s Mates Cunt for previous dead pool

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Captain Magnanimous on July 13, 2017 at 9:01 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
The fucking EU

Well done Shaun. They say things come in threes. Pull your finger out, Grim Reaper; surely Murdoch’s on borrowed time.

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 13, 2017 at 10:56 pm said:
  
  His mother lived to 103 though Maybe Jerry will shag him out though
  
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Cunt's Mate Cunt on July 13, 2017 at 9:09 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jack Warner
Jerome Valcke
Geoff Hurst

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Billy The Bastard on July 13, 2017 at 9:14 pm said:

Rageh Omaar
Benjamin Netanyahu
Maggie Philbin
Jean-Paul Gaultier
Sylvester Stallone

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Dioclese on July 13, 2017 at 9:28 pm said:

Herman Wouk
Olivia de Haviland
Pierre Cardin
Fats Domino
Charlie Gard

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- Johnson on July 13, 2017 at 9:50 pm said:
  
  Bit near the mark that last one Dio ?
  
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 13, 2017 at 10:54 pm said:
    
    Not against the rules though.
    
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  - Johnson on July 13, 2017 at 11:29 pm said:
    
    The idea is to nominate a cunt. Don’t believe that young lad is one, that’s all.
    However Gt Ormand Street Hospital is.
    
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 14, 2017 at 12:37 am said:
    
    True but the term cunt is very subjective.
    
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- Quick Draw McGraw on July 13, 2017 at 10:12 pm said:
  
  Had to google Fats Domino and Olivia de Havilland. Surprised as FUCK that they’re both still alive. In fact, de Havilland has apparently just turned 101.
  
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  - Vermin Cunt Spotter on July 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm said:
    
    You wouldnt have had to if you read my nominations a few months back. Another one nicked.
    
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Johnson on July 13, 2017 at 9:48 pm said:

Geldorf
Bonio
Flabbott
Barry Bright
Bernie Ecclestone

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Mr. BlobbyBlobby on July 13, 2017 at 10:07 pm said:

Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Morrissey
Former Pope Benedict

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Freddie the Frog on July 13, 2017 at 11:08 pm said:

Yes, you have to be a right fucking cunt to nominate POOR LITTLE CHARLIE. However as every SJW has jumped on the POOR LITTLE CHARLIE bandwagon, crying their eyes out about people they’ve never met, i don’t give a flying. Let’s get back to the karaoke contests and exciting baking competitions and be very very happy.

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- Johnson on July 13, 2017 at 11:37 pm said:
  
  No argument with you on bandwagon jumpers but the lad himself has done nobody any harm.
  Plenty of cunts out there to nominate in his place.
  
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- Dioclese on July 13, 2017 at 11:48 pm said:
  
  IMHO the parents don’t love him enough to let him go.
  
  Anyhow most of the people nominated have never done anyone any harm. I put Charlie in the ‘poor little cunt’ category. My grandson spent the first five months of his life in GOSH so they definitely ain’t cunts. In this case they’re on a hiding to nothing whatever they do…
  
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  - Norman on July 14, 2017 at 10:08 am said:
    
    True, Dio… I don’t nominate Tommy Doc because I dislike him… He was one of my boyhood heroes in the 70s (what a team that was!), but he is very old now… And I’ve nothing against Emily Bishop or Gene Hackman either (a superb actor)… If we all nominated cunts or baddies, we’d all have the same ones: Tony Blair, Rupert Murdoch, Banana Gob, Lineker etc….
    
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