SMAM

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Here’s a cunt who emerges every summer….the SMAM (Sunday Morning Action Man).

This wanker gets up at the crack of dawn….let’s DO something in the garden, it’s such a beautiful day. Out comes the fucking noisy lawnmower for the 14th time this month.. Follow that with the fucking strimmer and its high pitched whining. Let’s have a loud conversation with the other SMAM cunt 4 doors down…….”Beautiful morning isn’t it? I’m getting the power saw out in a minute to cut up some fucking wood for no fucking particular reason at all..”

After that there’s silence for about half an hour as SMAM stuffs his fat smug face. Then it’s out with the power sander followed by about 2 fucking hours of randomly hammering nails into wood.

Is there any thought for poor old Freddie trying to sleep off his Saturday night excesses? NO….fuck that cunt. And don’t get me started on fucking barbecues. Listen SMAM you fucking noisy cunt……..shut the fuck up you BASTARD!

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

162 thoughts on “SMAM”

    • Force feed bacon to all muslims…if they don’t like it…deport.

  2. Maybe corbyn should also consider having a ” minister for war” working at the ” ministry of peace” …

  3. BBC the Beeb loving w0gs are cunts this time they are grief jacking on the paki/islamo rape gangs… No seriously fucking unbelievable! If it wasn’t bad enough the victims and their families never got proper justice, the gangs themselves got incredibly lax punishment as well with some not even investigated or overlooked by the doorknob plod.

    Best part they are using Pakistani actors and they are not going to be mentioning islam as a part of their belief system. Because of course that would be insenstive to mention that their religion allows rape of infidels especially if they don’t have a headscarf or hijab on and I wouldn’t be surprised if the show makes the gangs the true victims of this horrific ordeal

    • A big child rape court case in Leeds today. 29 defendants have appeared charged with a number of offences ranging from trafficking to rape on victims aged between 11 and 17.

      It is unknown how the accused are linked, however most are from the West Yorkshire area with some from Manchester. By complete coincidence, which has nothing to do with their alleged crimes, 8 of the 29 accused are called Mohammed.

      http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-39580591

      • Fucking raping, cheating, murdering, dirty, stinking, disgusting, festering, sickening, foul, repugnant, fucking p@edo muslamist fucking filth….

  5. Those poor men must have simply been in the wrong place at the wrong time…. CUNTS.

  6. Simply following the teachings of the peaceful koran, unless they be infidel kuffur.

  7. Many moons ago some cunt down my way had the very same get up and go attitude… The chainsaw to cut wood for his burner in his 5 bedroom centrally heated persimmon eco house… The petrol strimmer for his 5ft by 5ft back garden…. The mini moto bikes for both his sons, when not being ridden, they would rev the engines whilst fixing them up… The V8 land rover he also had on a ramp, again always being fired up whilst the cunt worked on it.

    He was terribly obnoxious when I asked him to stop this activity before 9am on Sunday when I was suffering from the night before.

    You can imagine my delight when the old bill were found to be tapping his house off… Turns out due to him displaying such riches for all to see, someone of criminal ilk decided to steal all of these toys and lamp the gentleman when he tried to protect his possessions that brought such misery to his neighbors.

    There is justice in this world sometimes.

  8. Migrant violin players are cunts…
    Went on a job to Bury the other day: and there’s this dirty looking foreign cunt ‘playing the violin… Was in Manchester yesterday, and I saw three (fucking three!) more of these gyppo fiddler cunts in different parts of the city… Is their some sort of laboratory that’s cloning these bastards?…. They are all the same…. All fat, smelly dirty, greasy gyppo cunts… All ‘no speaky Engleesh’…. All have a ridiculously loud ‘backing track’ (ie: a Mantovani CD) that they ‘play along’ and/or mime to…. All ‘play’ the same tunes (‘My Way’ Strangers In The Night), isn’t it amazing how they all ‘sound’ identical?…. And all are irritating, noisy, benefits fiddling, begging w@g cunts….

    • There are some great violin players out there if you look hard enough nothing like those sad irratating cunts Eddie Jobson, Jean Luc Ponty, Nigel Kennedy, David Cross and Mik Kaminski to name a few

    • The accordion players are worse. And I really hate the last remnants of the Inca nation that play pan-pipes in our high street. You can even buy a CD of their music if you want one. Bollocks to that.

  10. I live in oz the cunting BBQ capital,of the world and there’s nothing more that these Aussie cunts love saying than don’t let the pommie near the BBQ they haven’t got a clue how to Barby that’s right skippy cunt and I don’t give a fuck nor care about your fucking BBQ just keep the beer coming you cunts

      • I hate frozen drinks, especially when its all gas.Fucking horrible. ( chemical piss )

    • Australians need a cunting too. Loud mouthed wankers that are far far away for a good reason. They fuck up good meat by burning it to death and serve beer so cold you have to let it get a bit warmer to realise it tastes like fucking piss.
      Most Australians take it up the arse.

  11. Love it give it the big I am over sports, yet when we spank them at the Olympics the toys come out pram, and what the fuck is Ozzie rules football all about?

  12. The Justice for Chelsey Wright campaign are having a march today in Sunderland, in fact it should be happening right now. Of course it will receive no national news coverage, however the police are well on top if things as they arrested the organiser of the march, a local man called Billy Charlton this morning. No idea what the charges are as yet.

    What do you call a police force who actively suppress the people while protecting those who would do harm to the people? Apart from cunts, obviously.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaRQHktMofg

    • The police dance to the tune of their paymasters the politicians. And lets not forget Gina Singh.

  14. Dr Saliha Mahmood-Ahmed wins Masterchef 2017

    What a fucking suprise this big conked peaceful has won. Now with that Nadia oddball from Wank Off they have a matching pair of peacful chefs.

    How’s them fried onions?

      • Come to think about it. As pork, and hams are a national favourite, how about a mandatory pork dish or two. No cookie d’ pork, den fuckee offee !

      • They have such contempt for white native British that they are not even bothering to cover their islime-o-phile bias any more. Not the slightest attempt at subtlety nor nuance in the propaganda they spew out.

  15. Christ Spanky, the good doctor could hoover up a few bhajis with that shnoz.

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