Gary Lineker (6)


Gary Lineker is a monumental cunt…
He said this about the French Presidential Elections: ‘Huge disappointment, resentment and bitterness amongst some of UK’s fascists this morning. She lost (comfortably). Get over it.’

But when somebody replied to him, ‘So, why can’t you get over Brexit?’ Fanny Lineker responded, ‘Missing such an obvious joke is a blocking offence i’m afraid.’

This snotty cunt can’t even answer a civil question and ‘blocks’ anyone who disagrees with him?… And the smear of shite has the audacity to talk about fascists?!?…. Hope he falls off a fucking big cliff…

Nominated by Norman

I can’t abide that rectum of rectitude, Lineker.

A pious, jug-eared wankspangle sums him up nicely.

His only and modest talent lies with advertising crisps.

No wonder his Mrs ferked off. He was probably up in his private study, spanking himself over the Brexit referendum every night. Leaving her to play solo gusset typing.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

Hell will freeze over before another Walker’s crisp passes between my lips. I might write to them and tell them that…..but I will relent if they sack the bastard. Does anyone know where I can buy “fascist” crisps?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

178 thoughts on “Gary Lineker (6)

  1. Gigantic ginger gobshite pig, Angela Rayner has done a flabbot on live radio LBC. That place is becoming a labour party death trap. You would think they would give LBC a wide berth but the cunts are too fucking thick to realise what self harm and suicide means.

    https://youtu.be/hHhbAGzcHPs

    • Its not just the labour wiminz who should avoid LBC. Here is mega eu-phile cunt Kinnock jnr. avoiding a straight question like his life depended on it.

      https://youtu.be/J_b0zr-svvI

      Is it possible to nail shut ones own coffin lid? We will see later on today when labour unveils its manifesto.

      • Ginger she may be but Angela Raynes has a magnificent set of top bollocks on her.

        She should ditch her loony ideals and the loony Labour party and switch to a career in hardcore port.

        I for one would love to see those tits smothered in Castrol’s finest 15W-40.

      • Bollocks fucking autocorrect that should have read porn to those uncertain.

      • I’d watch her covered in hardcore port.

        She’d then get it stuffed right up her Croft Reserved Tawny.

      • Yup, a Port bottle sliding in and out of every one of her ginger orifices.

        Magnificent!

    • Equal opportunities.

      Interesting that the ladies are just as capable of making a hash of it as the men.

      Cunts

      • I fucking hate it when that happens. You make a post and then a new thread starts.

  2. Let’s not forget that this stupid jug eared cunt was one of the first ‘celebs’ taken in by the famous pedophile Brass Eye spoof in 2001. He parotted out every ridiculous word then, just as does now, with an ironic bypass.

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