Nicola Sturgeon (11)

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Another candidate among the runners and riders for COTY 2017.

I would like go nominate Nicola Sturgeon for a cunting.

She’s a cunt
She’s a vindictive cunt
She’s a fuckwit cunt
She’s an ugly cunt
She’s a Braveheart believing cunt
She’s a poisonous cunt
She’s a cunt
She’s a stupid cunt
She’s an ignorant cunt
She’s an English hating cunt
She’s a cunt
She’s a cunt
And she’s a cunt.

And every other cunt that voted for a second referendum is a cunt.

Hang them all.

Nominated by birdman.

That venomous circus act cunt, Wee Burney Sturgeon should be tarred and feathered… The toxic ape-like dwarf is now saying that Madame May’s rejection of a second Scottish Referendum is ‘undemocratic (told you Tess was gunning for Wee Krankie breath!)’…

And the wee witch refusing to accept the democratic results of the 2014 independence referendum and also Brexit isn’t undemocratic in any way?…

Fucking hypocritical shaved monkey, gloryseeking, vindictive, utterly evil corrosive dwarf cunt cunt cunt!

Nominated by Norman.

118 thoughts on “Nicola Sturgeon (11)”

  1. No-one could criticise Obama because he was black and therefore untouchable; if you admonished anything the old bomb-happy murderer said, straight away you’d be a racist.

    It’s the same with Sturgeon; say anything opposing and automatically you hate all transgenders.

  2. God those eggs benedict were damn good… sure it took an hour and a half to make them but honestly I’d make’em again despite the long prep bitch work and grueling task of making a decent poached egg

    • Yea eggs benedict is one of my favorite foods! Fuckin love it!!
      Poached eggs are a cunt but I just use the microwave! Comes out perfect.
      Getting hold of decent hollandaise sauce is a bitch though!

      • I once knew a bird who ate that eggs benedict thing… But she used to call it ‘Eggsy B’… Mind you, she also referred to the All England Lawn Tennis Championship as ‘Wimby’… One of the biggest cunts I ever met in my life…

      • @DeploytheSausage I read about the mircowave option… its convenient but I heard it either cooks it too much or you get this off taste. It cooks various minerals and vitamins out too

        I know what you mean bout the hollandise avoid the pre ready salad bottle shite like the black plague. Go for powder mixes or better yet make it from scratch not hard, just butter lemon, egg yolk, dash of vinegar

        Funny story Norm woman are crazy met a few myself

  3. I wonder if there is another Scottish referendum, and the Scots nazis loose again, will we then see the most mental of them take up arms, like the IRA? Sticky Nicky doesn’t like to lose, she will be looking for the next reason/excuse for another vote, she won’t stop till she’s had her way, and fuck the consequences.

    • I was thinking the opposite, the other day.

      If Scotland got independence, would pro Brit and Orangemen kick up a fuss and cause some trouble ?

      They are very passionate about Britain and Britishness.

      • That’s why I think the referendum would be a waste of time and money. But if it wipes that fucking retarded grin off her stupid face, let’s do it!

  4. “Donald where’s yee troosers!?!”

    We Bernie’s wearing them Andy. She dresses to the left by the way.

  5. As Poet Laureate for the Republic of Scotland, I have been commissioned to write an Ode in honour of our First Minister. I have penned most of this work but am at a loss for some wordage of a rhyming nature.

    The words are as follows……Blunt…..Hat…..Fit…….and rap.

    I have been advised that members of this site may offer me some help..

    In anticipation, my thanks, Yours ..so on and so on…..

  6. In the old days of Empire they used to tell us:

    “British go home”

    “Go on, fuck off…we don’t want you.”

    So we did. But they forgot to tell us they were coming home with us, the cunts. I reckon the Jocks will be the same. When they get their independence within a month half of them will be pouring over the border with their hands stretched out. Wee Jimmy won’t care because she sees herself as the Scottish Gandhi. She thinks they are going to be putting up statues of her down Princes Street the daft bitch. That reminds me, when James Stuart (poof) came south to claim the crown of the Union kids in the street were singing a popular ditty:

    “Some wear cloth, some wear gold
    And some wear gowns of lace
    The Scots have come to London
    All pissed off their face”

    Er….they didn’t really. I just made that up….’Cos I’m a cunt.

  7. Just hearing her name boils my piss, the more i c her picture the more i think she\he could have a cock and set of balls tucked away between those stubby legs.

    ‘Cunt’ is not enough, this creature has moved into a new realm somewhere beyond cunt.

  8. Now there are a lot of cunts who have been cunted on this site and sometimes a cunter will stand up for them, or at least put forward some sort of sympathy for them in some way. However Cuntface Burney breaks the mould. I cannot recall anybody having a semblance of a good word for her or of anything positive to say about her.
    Surely the outstanding candidate for COTY 2017 already.
    By all accounts the SNP couldn’t run up the road let alone a country. Education and health seems to be a bit of a mess north of Hadrians Wall yet they want to go,it alone (or at least away from the hated English) before jumping into bed with the Fourth Reich.
    They have been unable to explain how getting away from us and joining the Krauts is being independent. The reason for that is they can’t. Absolute cunts.
    I am basically a Unionist but Fishface Sturgeon is pushing me to the position where I say “fuck off”.
    Day 1 no more of our money goes north. Day 2 “can we come back ?” No, fuck right off.
    This trannie should be cunted every hour of every day and kicked in the bollocks on a regular basis.

  9. Emily Thornberry says poor kids are overweight…
    Well, Emily Thornberry is a bit of a fat cunt herself…

    • Emily is married to Sir Chrisopher Nugee and entitled to call herself Lady Nugee but never does. She also lives in Islington (where else?) And has quite an extensive property portfolio. I’m so fucking happy that, as a member of the working class, I have this fucking rich bitch fighting my corner…..”Things…can only get better.”

    • Fucking hells teeth! I had no idea who this cunt was let alone being a “shadow secretary” of anything.

      Fuck me, Jezza’s touching wood now scraping the bottom of the barrel to fill positions of importance from his benches!

      So poor kids are fat eh? Well I suppose that her own Rubenesque form would also indicate that champagne socialists such as herself are also salad dodgers as well?

      Strange how these “Do as I say, not as I do!” cunts fail to see the irony of the bullshit which dribbles from their gobs!

      Shadow foreign secretary, Christ on a bike!

  10. The SNP are shitting themselves about the next election. If their support falls further by voter apathy, increasing Labour support or a big war they will lose indyref2 again for sure. Stupid cunts. They are a minority govt in the Scottish Parliament requiring the assistance of the Greens, who hate anything to do with oil or gas. And there’s only six of them.

    Nicola should piss off back to Irvine and go drinking down the park with a bottle of cider.

  11. Nicola Sturgeon is a 5th rate, self-serving career politician of the lowest order. She is my constituency MSP, but has done fuck-all for the area. Up the road in Govanhill(full of gypo roma lowlife scummy CUNT’S) the area resembles a scummy shithole of a ghetto. Solution! Drop a nuclear bomb on the place(with the wanky krankie in it). PROBLEM SOLVED. What a neddy cunt she is(like most cunts in Glasgow. Drunken, junked up benefit scrounging lowlife scum. Armegeddon, here we come.

  12. My,my,my. Wee Burney sturgeon is at it again. After visiting ‘jabba the hut’ salmonface cunt’s constituency yesterday,she has finally let the cat out of the bag(AGAIN), saying next month’s snap general election will all be about independence. REALLY. SURPRISE FUCKING SURPRISE. Does this cunt’s stupidity know no bounds. Do u honestly believe were gonna fall for that shit again. The SNP will still get their usual core vote of unemployable,work-shy,xenephobic,junked-up,neandertholic scumbags with their ‘sense of entitlement’ attitude. But the rest of us can see through this shit. Kick these lowlife FUCKING scumbags back to the dark-ages where they belong. CUUUUNNNNTTTTSSSS.

  13. My,my,my. Can u believe it. Wee weasel sturgeon IS AT IT AGAIN. This time she has been found out for not paying council tax on her official residence in Edinburgh (Puke house). Is this not a case of ‘ Do as I say, not as I don’t. What a two face, back-stabbing, hypocritical cunt’s. And while I’m on my fucking soap box, she says Theresa May is creating a poisonous atmosphere in her relationship with the EU. ER, excuse me, hogwart, does POT and KETTLE not spring to mind. CUUUUUNNNNTTTTT.

  14. So the cat’s 🐈 finally out of the bag. Fat cunt McSalmondface says the bride of McKrankiestein, wee Burney sturgeon, will NOT listen to the will of the Scottish people when ploughing ahead with a second independence vote. NO FUCKING SURPRISE there then. The actual people that put them into power in the first place. Let’s not be too worried though, as the SNP house of cards will start to crumble soon, VERY soon. And then we’ll have all these traitorous, treasonous cunt’s head’s on pole’s up on Carlton Hill( along with the arse-licking Scummy Green’s, particularly ‘The butt-plug’ Patrick Harvie. Roll on the revolution. I love the smell of dead nationalist blood first thing in the morning. CUUUUUNNNNTTTTTSSSSS.

  15. Will somebody take me round the back and blow my fucking brain’s out. As anybody well know’s , I hate that Scummy cunt , Burney ‘McBride of krankiestein’ Sturgeon. How fucking low can she go. Now she wants to go into a ‘ progressive alliance’ with Jeremy ‘ the terrorists friends’ Corbyn, if Labour win the General Election. Are u fucking serious. Talk about the blind leading the blind, or the lunatic’s taking over the PARLIAMENT!!!! How the fuck do these traitorous CUUUUUNNNNTTTTTSSSSS keep getting away with it. BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THESE CUUUUUNNNNTTTTTSSSSS. AND EVERY CUNT WHO VOTE’S FOR THEM. CUUUUUNNNNTTTTTSSSSS

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