George Michael or Liz Smith – take your pick. Not sure which one went first
Anyhow, new management and we move on to Dead Pool 47…
Here’s the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Katie Boyle
Brian Matthew
Desmond Morris
0
Prince William
Princess Kate
Prince George
Princess Charlotte
My mate Richard
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That’s a great quadrella
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Peter Sutcliffe
Bear Grylls
Richard Wilson
Katie Price
Kanye West
0
Sorry Gutstick…Wilson already bagged….
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Bugger! Lost half my regulars to being tardy!
I’ll have this cunt instead….
Bruce Jenner.
And his tranny name, whatever it is counts too! 😀
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‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka
Jimmy Carter
John Hurt
Michael Heseltine
Robert Mugabe
0
Carter already gone.
0
Hilary Clinton then.
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I thought he was still breathing at the age of 92.
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I think someone else had already nominated him.
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Brian Blessed
Robbie Coltrane
Yoko fucking Ono
Ringo
Pete Townsend
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Donald Trump – shot from a grassy knoll before Jan 20th
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Ant
Dec
Bear Grylls
Roland Riviron
Jamie Oliver
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Rivron…has that cunt ever been cunted? He should have been because he is less funny than that cunt Marcus Brigstock, and he has. I think
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Sorry Harry, the Grylls cunt is my bitch.
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RIchard Stilgoe
John Hume
Martin McGuinness
Jack Charlton
Betty Boothroyd
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Francois Hollande
Sam Allardyce
Bobby Charlton
Arsene Wenger
Bill Cosby
George W bush
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6 is the new 5 I guess, 5 is so last year!
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Drop 1 or your entry is not valid.
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Oh fuck,I have dropped a bollock. Delete Allardyce and forgive me because the evil Harveys has messed with my mind.
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No worries dear .
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John Kerry
Rupert Murdoch
Tom Courtenay
Bill Clinton
Barack Obama
0
If no one has nicked them already, carried over from last pool:
Helmut Kohl
John Le Carre
Barry Humphreys
Norman Foster
Ennio Morricone
0
Pop your clogs, you lot;
John Williams
Leslie Philips
Brian Mathew
Boy George
Vera Lynn
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Phillips and Lynn have already been picked.
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John Willams eh? the classical guitarist or the better known film composer? theres more then one john williams
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I was beginning to think The Dead Pool was another high profile death at Christmas. Anyway my usual 5 ( and to think I was had Debbie Reynolds)
Chuck Berry
Little Richard
Irene Papas
Sir Bernard Ingham
Brigette Bardot.
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They reckon Gazza is at death’s door (again!)… I don’t think he’ll go just yet….
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Michael Caine
Gorden Kaye
Vivienne Westwood
Franz Beckenbauer
Jimmy Greaves
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Starstedt dead!
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