Volcanoes are proper cunts, slowly simmering away for millennia and then just when you’re comfortable that you can screw a few quid out of them, FUCKING BOOM!

They cook your tourists, ruin your cottage industry and make you look like a right cunt for encouraging people to get up close and personal with a boiling pit full of magma, covered with a thin crust of basaltic rock containing highly pressurised steam and noxious gases.

How fucking dare it. I’m inclined to write to my MP.

Nominated by GGRF